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Rob Kardashian Nailin’ Paylin?

Porn “aficionados” will recognize that. “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” is a porn movie that was released in 2008 and obviously makes fun of the (popular?) Alaska governor. The star, Lisa Ann, claims that she and Rob Kardashian – the younger brother of the Kardashian girls – have hooked up and that they have a fun, carefree relationship. Rob’s camp says NO. Who’s telling the truth?

The keyboard player that Adam Lambert kissed on stage is straight, but according to Adam, he didn’t mind the kiss. After all, it was all for entertainment’s sake. It was not planned, but maybe it was hinted during rehearsal. He hasn’t said anything about the issue, though. Maybe he liked it?

Photo courtesy of US Magazine

Kate Gosselin: I Am Not Posing For Playboy

A tabloid reporter recently said that Hugh Hefner has offered Kate Gosselin $400,000 to strip down to her birthday clothes. The mother of eight, who has been co-hosting The View, said that she is NOT going to do it. She also said “There’s a rumor that I was asked to pose for Playboy. It never happened!”

The question is would boys pay to see that?


Audrina Patridge In The Flesh

Hot alert! Actress Audrina Patridge is gracing the cover of Maxim in her birthday clothes. US Magazine’s photo gives a small sampling of what you get if you buy yourself a copy of the latest issue. This one’s going to sell like hot cakes.


You’ve all seen the video of the Italian journalist taking off his clothes and proposing marriage to George Clooney. At that time, it didn’t occur to me that Clooney’s pals Matt Damon and Brad Pitt were behind the stunt. Apparently, the boys thought that it would be fun to play a joke on their buddy. Matt Damon reveals all in his interview with Letterman. Watch.

Points for Matt and Brad, don’t you think?


Erin Andrews Back On Track

Sportscaster Erin Andrews lived a nightmare when a nude video of her circulated on the Internet. Now, she has gone past it and is gaining her normal life back. She went on Oprah last week and shared her experience, saying that she thought her career was over. We know that it’s definitely not, right?


Megan Fox: I Will NEVER Have A Sex Tape

Screen goddess Megan Fox can’t seem to stop talking. This time, she is not dissing on someone else. She says that she will NEVER have a sex tape because she might see one bad shot of herself and turn her off the “act” forever. I say, never say never!


Milla gave birth to baby daughter Ever Gabo 20 months ago, but boy, is she looking good! She is the cover girl for Maxim this month, and you might not believe that she is a mom with that figure. She’s hot and she knows it.


We all know that Kourtney is expecting – it’s been all over the news lately. But did you know that she “thinks” she would pose nude as a pregnant woman if she were asked to do so? She wouldn’t be the first, would she?


Bruno Hits GQ Cover

Bruno Premiere - Paris
Lawsuits and anger be darned. Bruno just can’t be stopped. Sacha Baron Cohen graces the cover of GQ as Bruno, fully naked. He is the first to appear in such a manner. How many copies is this issue going to sell? Wanna bet?

Amy Winehouse is spotted with unidentified man on the beach in St.Lucia

It seems like it was just yesterday when we heard news that Wino was going to reunite with her hubby, Blake Incarcerated, wasn’t it? According to Blake’s lawyer, however, he is going to file for divorce pretty soon. What’s the reason? Wino’s infidelity. Hmm…

V Festival 2008 - Day 2

My first thought – oh no! Well, the thought didn’t change when I actually saw her picture. If it makes any difference, she didn’t do it in the city or in a concert. She decided to give the gift of a sight of her topless while on vacation in Sta. Lucia…not sure if it can be considered a gift but oh well.

FR: 57th Cannes International Film Festival:

April’s Fools! Oh wait, it is a different holiday that we’re celebrating – but that has not stopped Jennifer Aniston from cracking a joke about the somewhat sensitive relations between her and her ex. She did say that they do speak to each other from time to time, especially when there is something to celebrate. Does her sexy GQ cover appearance count?


Jennifer Aniston Wows As GQ Cover Girl

GQ 2005 Men Of The Year Celebration - Arrivals

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s mostly what I heard from the males – celebrities themselves – who were interviewed during the LA premiere of “Marley & Me,” Jennifer Aniston’s new movie. They were given the latest copies of GQ, which has Jen on the cover wearing – ready for this? – only a tie. Watch the short clip here and you’ll see why she got those reactions.


Ok. You might be asking who is Tina Sherman. I was asking the same thing until I read about her lawsuit against McDonald’s. It’s really an interesting story: Sherman’s husband left his cell phone at McDonald’s. He called the store, they kept in the back until he picked it up. Everything’s ok, right?

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Eeeeow. Shauna Sand has flashed her panties yet again (check it out). Uhm, girl, it’s only hot when you’re not, like menopausal.


David admits: I’m a sex fiend!

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Actor David Duchovny has just checked into rehab for sex addiction.

Ironically, he won a Golden Globe this year for playing an over-sexed struggling writer on Showtime’s Californication.

We don’t know whether to send our congratulations or sympathy to his wife, Téa Leoni. On the one hand, David’s a pretty sexy guy. On the other hand, there are only so many ways you can say, “I’ve got a headache, honey.”


See the controversial Eva Mendes ad

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People are talking about EEva Mendes’ new perfume ad . Networks have banned it saying it’s too provocative.

The ad, for CK fragrance Secret Obsession, shows a nearly-naked Eva Mendes tossing about on an unmade bed. There’s a tiniest nano-second where you can see her nipple — but hardly hardcore porn.

Watch the video in the link and see if it’s really that outrageous.


Mini Me sex tape?

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Verne Troyer (famous for his role as “Mini Me” in Austin Powers) is suing for releasing some snippets from a sex tape he made with his girlfriend.



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