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Blake cheats on Amy — while in jail!

Amy Winehouse will have to wait a few more weeks before she sees husband Blake Fielder-Civil. The courts said he will remain in jail at least until June 9.

Amy, who has her own legal battles, was not present at his hearing — his “best friend” Sophie Schandorff (a very young, very pretty blonde woman) attended. As he was leaving, Fielder-Civil and Schandorff mouthed “I love yous.”

Did she just say that?

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Ellen Degeneres. You gotta love her.

The comedian sent Heidi Klum (and America) giggling hysterically during a cooking segment on her show.

“I don’t know much about balls,” she said.

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Mischa Barton’s Dec 27 arrest has led to formal charges of driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, and driving without a valid license. She will face the court on Thursday.

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Lindsay’s finally dropped the “good girl” act. On a recent trip to Italy, where she attended the Capri Hollywood Film Festival (with the Golden Globes disaster, that’s about the only awards party worth attending), she was spotted making out…not with one… not with two…but with THREE different men. All in 24 hours.

Guess she had a lot of making out — oh, we mean making up — to do.

The first guy, a waiter/musician, said she followed him around and asked him if she could kiss him.  Later, they talked about her problems. “What struck me was her intelligence,” he said. Yeah, and her ass.

She later kissed two actors, and invited the last, a certain Dario Faiella, to her hotel room. The two were spotted early the next morning (Lindsay half-naked) on her balcony.

Nicole is NOT pregnant!

An aide to Nicole Kidman insists the star is NOT pregnant!! Despite speculation and rumors that Nicole and hubby, fellow Aussie Keith Urban announced the happy news to their families over the Christmas holiday, Nicole confirmed to the UK paper, the Daily Mirror the news that NO, a baby was most definitely not on the way.

 

Miley Cyrus, AKA Miley Stewart or Hannah Montana, vehemently denied that the undesireable pics of her circulating the internet were nothing more than innocent fun. The very upset 15-year-old said:

“At first, I was really upset. It really sucks. …..It’s not something I’m going to let slide……I’m really upset about it, ’cause it was, like, not even a big deal.”

The Hannah Montana star further explained that the blonde in the photos were one of her best friends, someone “normal” who she hangs with all the time.

Okay, Miley, we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, but honestly, is that what 15-year-olds do at sleepovers nowadays?

Jeepers, she tried to kill me!

Bill Nye

Talk about dangerous science. Bill Nye — known as tv’s Science Guy — has accused his former fiancee, Blair Tindal, of trying to poisoning him.

Nye has also slapped a restraining order (she’s lucky that’s all she gets) against her. She can’t contact him, visit his home or studio, and presumably, go anywhere near his food.

Nye had caught her “in the act” of killing his plants. “She was dressed in black, and emerged from my backyard carrying two plastic bottles of solvent. Apparently she was trying to poison my plants including some vegetable(s). She fled on foot and then a car sped away from the scene,” said the legal documents.” A few days later, she left a coffee pot on his porch. We guess it wasn’t a peace offering.

Britney breaks another law (surprised?)

Britney driving

Will the Britney-Federline saga never end? Just weeks after the courts finalized custody arrangements, K-Fed’s lawyers have asked for another session with the judge. This time he wants Britney to be barred from ever driving when she’s with her kids, after the star ran a red light while being chased by papparazi.

Britney’s attorney, Trope, said that it wasn’t reckless driving, since she was evading reporters. So how does that explain why she tested positive for amphetamines? (”The press made me do it!”)

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Boy GEorge

A male model accused Boy George of grabbing him, chaining him up, then threatening him during a photo shoot.

Apparently, the 80’s pop icon (all together now: “Karma karma karma karma chameleon…”) had met Carlsen at a British personals website called Gaydar. He then offered him 400 pounds to go to his house and pose for, er, “erotic” photographs.

It gets more interesting. A third man, yet to be identified, burst into the room and handcuffed the model to a huge hook on the bedroom wall. Boy George then brought out his collection of whips and S & M toys. “I thought I was going to die,” said Carlsen. He escaped early in the morning.

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A male model accused Boy George of grabbing him, chaining him up, then threatening him during a photo shoot.

Apparently, the 80’s pop icon (all together now: “Karma karma karma karma chameleon…”) had met Carlsen at a British personals website called Gaydar. He then offered him 400 pounds to go to his house and pose for, er, “erotic” photographs.

It gets more interesting. A third man, yet to be identified, burst into the room and handcuffed the model to a huge hook on the bedroom wall. Boy George then brought out his collection of whips and S & M toys. “I thought I was going to die,” said Carlsen. He escaped early in the morning.

David Copperfield sued for millions

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First he gets slapped with allegations of sexual misconduct…. now magician David Copperfield has to wage legal war with the promoters of his Asian tour.

 The promoters are suing Copperfield for $5 million when he flaked on his tour of Asia. Can’t really blame the man for his “disappearing act.”  He’d probably be confronted by press on the “mysterious encounters” in the Bahamas, and the controversial FBI raid.

Next time, Copperfield, keep your “rabbit” in your hat, then you wouldn’t have to worry about press, FBI, or lawyers.



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