Stephanie Pratt has been involved in some mischievous activities lately, and I think that it doesn’t really come as a surprise that she is headed to rehab. She was charged with DUI last month, and the news is that she is going to be checked in to a facility for 30 days. At least she’s going in the right direction now!

Reese Witherspoon is acting like a model citizen and offering her services to the cops as a witness. Yesterday, she witnessed an altercation between pappers who were trying to get a good shot of her. She says that she’ll help the police if needed. Good on her!

The teens and tweens of America have cast their verdict: Miley Cyrus – Hannah Montana – is the worst celebrity influence of the year 2009. It is quite surprising that this age group voted this way, isn’t it?

Actor John Stamos admitted that he went on Australian TV p*** drunk. In 2007, he made a “bizarre” appearance on the show Mornings with Kerri-Anne. Now he says the reason for the bizarreness is…alcohol. Oooh, wonder?

The young actress has never been in good terms with the law since she became a teenager, and during the first part of her probation period for a DUI arrest, she missed a lot of her duties. Good thing for her, she didn’t get jail time, but got her probation extended for another year instead. Grow up, girl!

Something’s finally going Mel Gibson’s way in his DUI case. A judge expunged his case from record. This doesn’t mean he is going to be given any leeway in case he gets arrested again. Let’s hope he stays clean.

David Letterman is never going to hear the end of his extortion case, is he? After Jay Leno cracked his own joke, SNL followed suit. Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers had something to say; he said that it was a “stupid human trick.” I guess it’s funnier if you actually watch the show.

Renowned director Roman Polanski has been arrested on a sex case. The case has been going on for decades, and Polanski fled from the US in 1978. He was caught by the Swiss authorities recently when he showed up at the Zurich Film Festival.

SNL newcomer Jenny Slate made a boo-boo in her first skit titled “Biker Chick Talk.” She inadvertently dropped the F-word: “You know what? You stood up for yourself, and I f—ing love you for that.” No comments from the producers of the show yet. But really now, I hope she doesn’t get crucified for this. Bigger slips have been made.

So what’s new, huh? But here’s the thing: how much do you think your foot’s worth? This papper wants more than $200k from Britney Spears. She accidentally ran over his foot in 2007 when leaving the hospital, and despite saying then that he’ll let bygones be bygones, he is now asking for monetary compensation for the damages. That’s one expensive foot!

Photo from TMZ

Randy Quaid, brother of Dennis Quaid, was arrested with his wife for not paying a $10,000 bill at a hotel. They were caught in Texas, even if the crime was committed in California. No comment from the Quaids as of yet. Maybe brother will bail them out?

Chris Brown is finally starting his “sentence.” On his first day, he pulled out weeds and cleared debris at a police horse stable. The rapper had two other people on probation working with him, with several more police officers to supervise. Of course, there were a handful of fans and some TV crew. One day down, 179 more to go.

Why would anyone want to be called Lil Mama? Anyway, Lil Mama is her name and she did a little Kanye at the VMA. Poor little girl, no one even really noticed – at least no one talked about it except for TMZ, who must have been feeling sorry for her.

You might not have noticed, but Lil Mama jumped onto the stage at the end of the performance of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. It’s sad that she dared do something like that. It’s sadder that no one noticed.

The diva is making her comeback, and she is dishing out details on her volatile relationship with Bobby Brown. In a recent interview with Oprah, Whitney revealed how, on one occasion, Bobby Brown spit on her and she made him bleed. Their daughter was watching the whole time. Talk about messed up, huh? I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I would want to share this with the whole world!

The guy must be coming to his senses. After he apologized in his blog, he published another post on Monday where he wrote:

“I feel like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave… That was Taylor’s moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry.”

Yeah, I felt sorry for Gaylord Focker – he was only trying to impress his future in-laws. But what was Kanye trying to do that night, impress Beyonce?

Country hottie Taylor Swift has come into her own, as attested to by her win at this year’s VMA. Unfortunately, Kanye West decided to be the rude person that he tends to be and interrupted her in the middle of her speech. He said:

“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’m [going to] let you finish — but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.”

Needless to say, everyone took Taylor’s side and Kanye got thrown out. Why does he do these things???

“No one is above the law,” says Tila Tequila after the DA drops the case against NFL star Shawne Merriman due to lack of evidence. The DA’s office, after making the announcement, has gone silent. Tila Tequila, on the other hand, is making a lot of noise saying that she will take things to court.

So which story is real here? As they say, there are always three sides to a story – yours, mine, and the truth.

You’ve all seen the video of the Italian journalist taking off his clothes and proposing marriage to George Clooney. At that time, it didn’t occur to me that Clooney’s pals Matt Damon and Brad Pitt were behind the stunt. Apparently, the boys thought that it would be fun to play a joke on their buddy. Matt Damon reveals all in his interview with Letterman. Watch.

Points for Matt and Brad, don’t you think?

Well it sure looked like that. After his sentence was handed down, Chris Brown did a Michael Jackson dance, hardly something one would do if he were choked up about his fate! I guess he’s happy he is not going to jail.