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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Will Make Playboy Playmate Millions
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem, Naughty & Nude at 9:00 AM UTC on Mar, 20 2006
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Colin Farrell’s ex-girlfriend, former Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain, will make some big bucks if their 14-minute sex tape goes public. Narain will receive a $3 million advance payment from Internet Commerce Group (ICG) to distribute the film; on top of paying her legal fees, if need be, up to $60,000.
The Irish Phone Booth star is indeed suing Narain and trying to stop the release of the sexy tape that they made three years ago during a brief romance. The suit states that the release of the video would cause irreparable damage to Farrell’s career and reputation. Ummmmm…. Does anyone remember Tommy Lee or Pamela Anderson’s careers taking nosedives after their infamous boating adventure? I quite remember the opposite.Â
Farrell is seeking general and compensatory damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale and exploitation of the videotape. Farrell is just the latest in line of celebrities who have shared their intimate moments with us on camera. When will they ever learn? Film it, enjoy it & burn it has always been my policy.
Reportedly in the tape, a video-camera-in-tote Farrell focuses in on Narain’s white cat and comments, “Baby, you have the most beautiful p—y,” that is, according to the New York Post.
Narain, whose physical attributes include a tattoo on her rear and a pierced tongue, displays the latter for the lens. Farrell responds in kind, saying, “I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner.”  The sexy duo then apparently proceed to try out a variety of steamy sexual positions, hopefully without the cat playing along.Â
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Disney Being Sued by Unlikely Plaintiff Hell’s Angels
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 2:00 PM UTC on Mar, 15 2006
Well, it looks like a pack of wild hogs are after Disney. The Hell's Angels Motorcycle Corporation is suing a division of Walt Disney, Buena Vista Motion Pictures & a film production company for infringing on its signature trademark in the development and production of Wild Hogs, a comedy about middle-aged bikes expected to start film production in late spring.
According to their website, Hell's Angels is the largest motorcylce club in the world & was founded in San Bernardino in 1948. Their trademark is a skull be-helmeted & horned with feathered wings. The club says in the suit against Disney that they never approved use of its trademark, and that the film studio has repeatedly exploited the Hell's Angels name as well as their signature design while publicizing the Wild Hogs movie.Â
Disney spokesman David Caoutte states, "We believe the suit is without merit."
Let's hope so for Disney's sake. I don't think they can take another bruised beating. What happened to just Mickey & Minnie, I wonder? The innocent days before wild, feathered hogs took the stage.
Tim Allen, John Travolta (scientologist-at-large) & hilarious (possibly written with a note of sarcasm) Martin Lawrence are slated to star in the upcoming (if it all works out with the real wild hogs) film. I can't wait.
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Sex Pistols Say ‘Kiss This’ to Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Mischief & Mayhem, Music Happenings at 12:14 PM UTC on Mar, 14 2006
Former Sex Pistols lead singer Johnny Rotten, who now goes by his birth name John Lydon, has nothing but punk rock hatred for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Sex Pistols were inducted into the hall of fame last night, without the surviving members present.
Joh Lydon appeared as a guest on ABC's talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live last Friday and was asked why he and his two partners from the punk band were snubbing the hall.
"They never cared who we were," Lydon said. "They never bothered to correct the incredible fatal, bad mistakes about our legend and legacy in their museum and up until now, they've rejected our nomination for three years running, and now they want a piece of us."
"Well guess what? Kiss this!," Lydon said, making a somewhat rude gesture.
"When I began as a Sex Pistol, there was no Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and suddenly this organization is put on top of us like we have an obligation to them. Well, it's the other way around, Don't use my name to prop your (expletive) nonsense."
When it was first announced last month that the group would finally be inducted into the hall, the Sex Pistols declined the 'honor' with a nasty little message posted on their site.Â
You know, it's good to have the boys rattled about something, everyone needs an enemy to punk rock against. Mine is the pimple. I go batty on those evil face dwellers, I have my own decree written on worn paper by the bathroom mirror:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Take this pimple, take them all before I start a punk rock brawl. It is not me that makes them come, I don't know why I have this scum. I will rebel, run like hell, say farewell- not on me will these bastards dwell. I have to fight, for it's my right, to save my pretty face from this plight. So, you better watch out, you better not taut- 'cause I ain't goin out with out a damn loud shout.
It works every time.
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By George, I Think We’ve Got Him: Boy George O’Dowd Spared Jail Time
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 12:45 PM UTC on Mar, 13 2006
Boy George was able to plea bargain his case last week regarding his arrest last year on a cocaine charge. He agreed to enter a drug rehabilitation program and perform community service. So, when you see the inmates off the interstate picking up litter, say a hello to George.
The former pop star, who's real name is George O'Dowd, entered his guilty plea to third-degree false reporting if an incident in Manhattan Criminal Court. Under the deal, O'Dowd will enter a drug program in England and perform five days (only five?) of community service in Manhattan. He will pay a $1,000 fine and must avoid being nabbed by the coppers for the next six months.
"I am relived and happy that this case has been disposed of, and I would like to thank the judge, the district attorney and my attorney, Lou Freeman, for the fair and speedy way it was dealt with," O'Dowd stated. "I love New York, and I am looking forward to coming back and working in the states later this year (as a male prostitute)."
Hmmmm.... What ways can we think of for Georgie boy's community service? How about he has to burn all of the Culture Club albums? Or he has to eat Kate Moss, an easy digestive task? Or he has to officially break up TomKat- a true community service? No matter what the Boy has to do, I'm sure it will not be as humiliating as it should be for all the musical irritation he has caused the world.
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Kate Moss Sober Enough for Chanel
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Mischief & Mayhem at 11:33 AM UTC on Mar, 13 2006
According to Chanel’s company head designer, Karl Lagerfeld, druggie Kate Moss is expected to reunite with the French firm. Chanel famously dumped the catwalk queen last year for her nose being involved in a less fortunate purpose, snorting cocaine.Â
Lagerfeld states, “I think she will be more successful than ever. Chanel will sign her. She is born to survive.”Â
I rather see Kate Moss’ campaign as, ‘Kate Moss. Born to be with charlie.’
Kate made news of another sort last week with ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty. If ever there was an example of a true punk rocker, it’s Pete Doherty. Erratic behavior, constantly in trouble with the law & causing a ruckus and, as always, sex and drugs.
After Doherty left court last Thursday after another appearance on drug charges, the 26-year-old Baby Shambles frontman ran to his gold Jaguar from the Thames Magistrates’ Court in east London. Surrounded by photographers, fans & on-lookers, Doherty used a felt-tip pen to scrawl “I love Kate 4 eva” on the windshield. He also wrote “QPR” in a tribute to his favorite European football team, Queens Park Rangers, before he drove off into the London traffic with horn blaring.
What a sweetie. If I was Kate, I would instantly take the boy back, after all- he did remember to write her name before his favorite football team, right? Ole Kate is the perfect mate for Pete, don’t ya think? Both a little bit crazy and always with their nose in the white stuff.Â
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Crazy Sean Young Crashes Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 11:20 AM UTC on Mar, 09 2006
Crazy lady actress Sean Young is at it again. The usually unemployed actress caused mayhem at the Vanity Fair Oscar party when she snuck into the invitation only / non-crazy people celebration tucked behind Jennifer Aniston’s arrival.Â
Young, 46, followed closely behind Anniston as she arrived at the event. She skipped past photographers, dashed inside and sparked a mad frenzy with event organizers upon the realization that batty Young had entered their Young-free safe zone.Â
Security refused to let anyone else inside the party until the Blade Runner actress was found. Through barking organizers yelling into headphones and security guards wrangling the stray into a Scooby Doo style net, Young was apprehended and thrown out the back door.Â
Damn, that’s hard on a girl, but this is really no ordinary female. She was sued by creepy guy James Woods for stalking him in 1990 after their film work together in The Boost, I feel certain I could come up with a better person to stalk. My favorite Sean Young antic is when she paraded around Hollywood in a catsuit unsuccessfully lobbying for the part of Catwoman in Batman Returns.Â
All in all Sean Young keeps it real, although maybe a little bit too real, as Dave Chappell puts it. If you have some time, please check out Young’s hilariously sad yet entertaining personal site.Â
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Jessica Alba’s Father a Playboy Himself
Posted by Allison as Glossy Covers, Mischief & Mayhem, Naughty & Nude at 11:02 AM UTC on Mar, 08 2006
The fray over Jessica Alba’s Playboy cover continues; Susan Storm herself is battling the Playboy tides. Playboy’s Sex and Music Issue that hit stands this month features a bikini-ed Alba on the front cover, despite pleas to keep her out of the men’s magazine.Â
Alba threatened legal action after Playboy bosses put her on the cover & claiming they implied she was naked inside. The born again Christian insists the powers-that-be ignored her pleas not to appear in the issue.Â
She explains, “They asked me to do it and I said no, and then they offered to pay and I said no and then they went behind my back and I just don’t think it’s right. It’s not the mark I want to make in this business.”Â
That mark is for your other business, eh? OK, when you can type your name, this case being ‘Jessica Alba’, into the Google image search and come back with close to 10 nearly naked photos, I don’t think you’re allowed to complain when Playboy puts you on the cover in a bikini.Â
 
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Immediately following the release of the March issue Alba states, “Then I got a call from my father”. Who said, “Damn, girl! You’re lookin’ hot and I was half of that damn equation. That must make me half-hot. Wait until I show the guys at Wednesday night poker!”
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Paris Hilton to be Drawn & Quartered by High Court
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 2:12 PM UTC on Mar, 07 2006
THE FIGHT OF THE HEIRESSES: Paris Hilton is set to spend the month of September in court where she is to answer the charges of slandering Greek actress Zeta Graff. The hotel heiress & leg-spreader stands accused of spreading “vicious lies” about 34-year-old Graff.
Graff filed suit against Hilton last year claiming that the reality TV starlett fabricated a fight with Graff in a London nightclub. The Greek actress’s case was strengthened during a reposition in December when Hilton’s ex-publicist (she has a lot of exes, doesn’t she?) Rob Shuter admitted he had planted a news item with the New York Post’s gossip column per Hilton’s request.
Diamond heiress Graff states she will win the case saying, “Hilton will learn a valuable lesson about what happens when you try to ruin another person’s reputation. I look forward to her explaining all of this to the jury. And I look forward to watching her pretty, American face screaming in agony as the horses gain speed against the ropes tied around her small, little insignificant limbs as she is quartered. Ha ha ha ha ha (evil laughter emanating from Greek vocal cords).”
So, I might have embellished a wee bit, but I think they both had it coming to them. Is this really the fate of our legal system as we know it, to be time-wasted by petty little bitches?
Come now, that’s fairly silly.
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Frankly, Isaac, I’m Going to Kick Your Ass
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:22 PM UTC on Mar, 03 2006
Six weeks after television cameras captured the scene, actress Scarlett Johansson says she was “sort of shocked” when designer Isaac Mizrahi’s groped her breast at the Golden Globes red carpet.
“It was definitely in poor taste,” said Johansson, speaking about her reaction publicly for the first time.
“I’d been prepping for two hours with hair and makeup and getting dressed. And the first interview I do, someone who I have never met before fondles me for his own satisfaction”- and ours as well, Scarlett.
Johansson was wearing a clingy, low-cut gown that made the most of her ample bust line when Mizrahi made his move.
“Mostly, I was thinking, ‘Oh, my god. This is happening on live TV.’ I don’t think he got a huge thrill out it. He was making some shocking show or whatever for his channel and wanted to be different and racy and all of those things,” she said.
“When it happened, I think I actually said, ‘What the heck is going on?’ At the same time, people made a huge deal out of something that, in the moment, was not as exciting as it seemed afterward.”
The starlet Scarlett isn’t buying Mizrahi’s explanation that he was just a designer trying to figure out how her dress was made. “I’m sure he was very fascinated by that — like he doesn’t know how a dress works,” she said.
“I’m not mad at him,” she said. “I think he’s a guy that’s starting his TV career and he’s making a bit of an exciting moment for himself. I can’t be angry at him. Surely he is thrilled with the press and the attention it’s getting.”
“I get stalked by these people with giant cameras all the time when I’m doing my shopping or walking my dog,” she said. “I think it’s disgusting. Any picture you see in a magazine that is a candid is a complete and total invasion of my privacy. I think it has to do with this whole obsession with tabloid news.”
Johansson said she leads “a very private life” and tries to maintain a low profile.
“People will tell you that you gave up your private life when you decide to become an actor,” she said. “I’m not out there to publicize my private life. I try to avoid any situation where I might be harassed or followed.”
That doesn’t mean she will avoid Mizrahi in the future — though the question will be moot Sunday: She isn’t going to the Oscars. Nor did she alert her managers to screen future contact with him or other interviewers.
“I can take care of myself,” she said. “I’m from New York.”
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Anna Nicole Tries To Keep Her Clothes On In Court
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 11:54 AM UTC on Feb, 28 2006
Ahhh, Anna Nicole Smith- media epiphyte, scary reality show star, 32DD exposer and ditz extraordinaire is heading off to the Supreme Court today where she can meet & greet her former clients. Hah! Who wants to place bets on how long she can keep her dress above the floor?
No, the Court is to rule on whether Smith can retire from her day job as a weight-loss promoter and keep the fortune her former husband left her.
Former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith married oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, 89, in 1994 while she was a 26-year-old topless dancer in Texas. You know if you’re a topless dancer and want to marry old men and inherit their fortunes, Texas does seem like a good place to be.Â
Marshall died the following year of their marriage and Smith contended that she was promised half his fortune, valued at $1.6 Billion. During their short marriage Marshall showered Smith with $6.6 million in gifts that included two homes, $2.8 million in jewelry & $700,000 in clothes.Â
Pierce Marshall, the wiley son of the late J. Howard Marshall II, states that various wills and trusts made him the sole heir. But in 2002 a federal court ruled that Smith was entitled to compensatory and punitive damages because Pierce Marshall altered, destroyed and falsified documents to try and keep her dirty little hands off his father’s money. That decision was thrown out and more money taken from the courts to push this ridiculous case toward the Supreme Court.
A hilarious side note- the National Association of Golddiggers & Gigolos, an organization that boasts a membership of over 50,000, organized a rally to demonstrate their solidarity with one of their most celebrated cohorts. What the hell? There is a freeking National Association of Golddiggers & Gigolos? Who knew?Â
Cristall Klujian, a former stripper who now works as a full-time golddigger stated this morning, “To the outside world, being a golddigger may seem like easy money. I can tell you, as someone who has gone on vacations with wealthy boyfriends and laughed at their lame jokes, this is hard work.”
I see…. You know, that is hilarious on so many levels. I don’t know about you, but I have to laugh at lame jokes at my work, with my family and my dog just doesn’t have the comedy routine down yet. And I survive this, though mildly harmed. Wow. All I can say is, that I’m a little perplexed with the world embracing a NAGG, but good work with the acronym.
So let’s keep our fingers crossed today, as Anna Nicole tries to keep her legs doing the same, not only for fortunes given to golddiggers, but to NAGG’s everywhere.
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Our Georgie Boy Is Arrested
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 9:40 AM UTC on Feb, 27 2006
Singer and general trouble-maker George Michael was arrested late Saturday evening in London, near Hyde Park. Was he preaching to the masses on a soap box made of silly putty and orangutans & was arrested for suspicious ideas and cohorts? No. Was he making sweet love in the park loo whilst looking in the mirror? Surprisingly, no. Was he simply arrested on principle for that terrible, squinty British constiapated look he shares with us? He should be and should have been, but sadly, no.
The 42-year-old hipster was spotted by a passer-by in central London, slumped over in the driver’s seat of his Range Rover. He was arrested on suspension of possessing drugs (which he had in a small quantity- cannabis) and later bailed pending a return to the station next month.
I would like a better story than this to occupy our headlines this Monday morning. Something like: George Michael, after facing bad hair and facial expressions, escapes time and space to become Captain 80′s Man. He rescues maidens from Whitesnake, is seen helping old ladies cross Thunderbird-ridden streets, dares to wear the most leather-ed outfits and calls his mum once a day to make sure she’s keeping up with his clippings. Captain 80′s Man saves the day once again for all of us!Â
Happy Monday.
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Hilary Duff Wants To Be Your Hollywood Hooker
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:30 PM UTC on Feb, 24 2006
Does good old gal Hilary Duff want to shed that little girl image? Hmmmm…
Star magazine reports that Hilary Duff is ready to leave the training bra behind and don lustful lingerie. The 18-year-old star is in negotiations with former “Hollywood Madame”, Heidi Fleiss. Fleiss gained attention with her infamous prostitution ring, including clients such as Charlie Sheen. It is reported that Duff will be starring in the Fleiss-produced film, Beverly Hills Tutor.Â
A rep for Fleiss said, “Yes, they are in negotiations with Hilary. But it is in the very early stages.” Just like Hilary herself.
And another one bites the dust……
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‘Idol’ Becky O’Donohue Blazes In Maxim Photos
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem, Odds & Ends at 2:03 PM UTC on Feb, 23 2006
American Idol contestant Becky O’Donohue doubles the pleasure. The aspiring singer, (right) and possibly porn star, is featured alongside her twin sister, Jessie, in a series of hot & steamy pics on the Maxim magazine Web site. I’m not so sure about the battered-wife look going for Jessie in the pic above.
The 25-year-old twins posed in bikinis, unbuttoned baseball jerseys that are just waiting for the right person to tear them off and in a sauna setting wrapped in only small towels, glistening with sweat. The photos were taken two years ago for the magazine’s online fantasy (sound like your fantasy as well?) football game. The images come back to us now in our time of need, with O’Donohue an Idol contestant.
Jordan Burchette, executive editor of Maxim Online shares his thoughts regarding the images, “There’s all kind of new buzz surrounding them. They were athletes in college, then models, and now they’re vocalists. We look forward to their political careers.”
I can see that. They run through your mind at work, you imagine them modeling naked just for you, their melodious (yeah, right) singing breezes in your ears and you only want to make them you personal president. Yeah, that’s about right I guess.
But you know what I think? Despite Simon’s reputed hatred for all things breasted, I’m pretty sure he’s the most frequent visitor to this site, along with his teddy bear Rupert and handy bottle of lotion.
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Robert DeNiro’s Jewel-Theif Maid Off To Prison
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 10:49 AM UTC on Feb, 23 2006
Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowicz (I would never remember how to spell my last name if I had that doozie) was sentenced Tuesday to one to three years in prison by a judge who said the defendant was “cleaning out” her celebrity employers’ valuables while cleaning their homes. Lucyna, who is an illegal alien from Poland (I could not restrain myself to show this in the above pic), pleaded guilty to grand larceny, forgery and identity theft.
When she pleaded guilty Feb. 8, Lucyna admitted to stealing a pair of diamond earrings from her client Robert DeNiro’s wife, Grace Hightower. Manhattan District Attorney Anne Schwartz stated that the earrings were valued at $100,000. Well, that is a lot of bills to be wearing around one’s earlobes.
What I wonder is what kind of agency hires these ladies for such high-end clients? Can I just put in an application to be Carrot Top’s maid, without any kind of background check? You would think that if you were going to hire a housekeeper for say, Prince, you would make sure they were not in the country illegally. But this could work in our favor, I could take photos, while hiding in the coat closet, when Carrot Top comes home and takes off his head, revealing that he really is Liza Minelli! I think I see an opening here. Who’s with me?
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The grossly-veined individual to your left truly is the Carrot Top.
Stapp Honeymoon Cut Short- Arrested
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 11:51 AM UTC on Feb, 14 2006
Well, it looks like marriage didn’t help the poor former Creed frontman, Scott Stapp. Hours after Stapp tied the knot with former Miss New York, Jaclyn Nesheiwat, the rock was arrested for public intoxication.
En route to his Hawaiian honeymoon this past Saturday, he was stopped from boarding a plane at Los Angeles International Airport after airline personnel deemed the Creedsman “antagonistic” and “boisterous”. Ummm…. doesn’t that depict about every rocker out there?
A spokesman for the airport police, Lieutenant Tyrone Stallings, said that Stapp was arrested on suspicion of being drunk in a public place and taken to Van Nuys station for processing. Well, just think of it as extra wedding pictures at the police station.
Stapp apparently demanded a blood-alcohol test and registered at twice the legal limit. Oops, maybe not such a good idea when you’ve had 3 bottles of champagne.
There was no immediate comment from his publicist regarding his arrest or “antagonistic & “boisterous” behavior.
It makes for a good story to tell the kids I suppose. Looks like if you didn’t shoot your hunting partner or get married & get arrested this past Saturday, you didn’t do much.
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Celebrity Smooches
Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 11:30 AM UTC on Feb, 14 2006
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For this special day of Valentine’s, I thought we’d look to celebrities for romance and affection.A pregnant Catherine Zeta-Jones is shown being smooched by her elderly husband and father of her child, Michael Douglas. In 2003 she received an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for he work in Chicago. Is his face always red? It’s like he never got over Falling Down. |
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OK, I know there’s no real making out in this pic- but isn’t it worth while all the same? Susan Sarandon & life partner Tim Robbins shake it up on her 59th birthday celebration. It’s less scary than Elaine in Seinfeld, but scary nonetheless. |
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We can’t forget the two years we shared with Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Jackson in odd matrimony. Can’t you just see them posing for this picture, then going about their business when the shutter has clicked? Michael to his spiked Diet Coke and children and Lisa to her strained and abrasive singing career. |
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Well, I couldn’t help it. This was pretty cute. Dustin Hoffman kisses his wife of 25 years, Lisa Gottsegen at the 2005 Academy Awards. Who new the rain man was such a sweetie? |
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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie steal an embrace in Paris. It is rumored that the couple have bought an apartment and are starting a new life as Parisians. I can see it, they already have the we-only-wear-black thing going for them. |
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Now would I forget the most erotic new couple to hit Hollywood? Newly recruited scientologist Katie Holmes gives fiancee Tom Cruise a big fat one on the lips. Ahhh me, young love- for Katie that is. |
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I saved the best for last. Madonna gives the new divas Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears two unforgettable, steamy French kisses at the Video Music Awards in 2003. Christina had this to say regarding the sexy episode, “I’d kiss a girl again. The Madonna thing was a one-off but girls are nice to kiss – nice and soft.” |
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Whatever their feelings, these kisses go down in open mouth history. |
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Hoping you have a wonderful St. Valentine’s Day, no matter who you kiss! |
Curious George O’Dowd
Posted by Allison as Divorce, Mischief & Mayhem at 1:09 PM UTC on Feb, 02 2006
Being a celeb has its many dues- fame, fortune, being a perpetual guest on SNL and of course, all the chocolate you could ever want. But do you know what really gets me? What I would want most of all? The undeniable ability to get out of troublesome situations, aka- the ability to get out of shit. Hmmm, let’s name a few of these fortunate folks: the most impressive first, OJ; moving on to the new look of Stetson, Matthew McConaughey & we can’t leave out the always odd Dennis Rodman. An occasional brush with the law, always ending with, “Hey, aren’t you that Stetson guy?”.
Boy George, or as his mother knows him- George O’Dowd, was arrested last October when he falsely reported a robbery at his residence as well as having a small stash of cocaine next to his computer. The former Culture Club frontman arrived at a criminal court in Manhattan yesterday to answer to these charges. His defense- the robbery was real and the drugs did not belong to his person.
Wow! Can I try that someday? I’ll jack a car, smoke some hash, run a red light, get pulled over by the coppers and say, “I was forced to take this Lexus by mischievous aliens, this hash came with the car and I know that light was yellow when I cruised thru it.” And do you know what they would say, anxious reader? They would not say, aren’t you that GossipyGower that lightens our day with your verbal antics. I doubt they would say much at all, and neither would I during the beatings, feeling the cold stolen Lexus on my stomach as I’m cuffed and taken to jail, prosecuted by my peers and rushed to prison where I would spend my days just wishing I could have been an O’Dowd.
Boy George has been freed on bail pending a trial that has not yet been scheduled. I have to raise this extra hot almond latte to you, fine sir. May the bonds of incarceration never touch those fine & delicate features.
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