Celebrific

Rosie O’Donnell Joins Line & Slams Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 9:53 AM UTC on Sep, 14 2006

Talk show diva Rosie O’Donnell has joined the ranks of those slamming Lindsay Lohan’s on setÂ behavior saying that the 20-year-old teen queen will see rehab soon.Â O’Donnell ridicules Lohan’s behavior while working with Jane Fonda on the upcoming movie Georgia Rule.

Rosie says, “(Lindsay’s behavior on her latest film Georgia Rule) was unacceptable. It’s not like she was doing Dumb & Dumber 2.

“It’s a Jane Fonda movie! Be early! I saw (Lohan) stumbling around a club drunk (once) and her mother was going, ‘She’s all right!’

“I can say this from experience: it’s hard to be famous, and she’s not doing it well at this point.

“But she’ll get into rehab, take care of the eating disorder, and be all better in two years and have a huge comeback.”

I love celebrity slams.Â You get ‘em,Â Rosie.

The Circle of Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler & Travis Barker

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem, Who's Dating Who at 7:29 AM UTC on Sep, 14 2006

I’m sure you saw the Paris Hilton & Travis Barker necking video yesterday, if not check it out here.Â

If you survived that hormone-driven monstrosity, here’s a little background.Â When Paris Hilton stepped into LA club Hyde September 7, one night after the DUI arrest, she drew her eyes (and lips) immediately around the newly single Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.

According to one clubber, â€œPeople were shocked and stared.”

â€œThey looked like a full-on couple. They kept sneaking in little kisses. He had a smile on his face that went from ear to ear.â€

TravisÂ recently separated fromÂ his Meet the BarkersÂ costar Shanna MoaklerÂ in AugustÂ ofÂ this year and she didn’t take the news too well, as she once considered Paris aÂ friend.
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â€œFor Travis to go with her is like a double whammy, Shanna said.

“I feel like it was done out of spite. I donâ€™t think he couldâ€™ve been more hurtful.â€
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Hilariously Hilton told the public that it was simply a case of mistaken identity, “I did not make out with Travis Barker. I was with his friend Alex, who I met that night. It’s nothing serious. He looks like Travis, he has tattoos all over his arms, and he has a mohawk. People must have confused him with Travis.”
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I’m not buying it.Â Â You?

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Paris Hilton & Ryan Seacrest Talk DUI Arrest

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:00 PM UTC on Sep, 08 2006

I know we’ve been saturated with this Paris Hilton DUI arrest but I thought it might be intesting to look at the Hilton & Ryan Seacrest transcript from Thursday.

Fresh from a DUI bust, see pics at Pink Is The New Blog, Paris called On the Air with Ryan Seacrest bright-eyed & bushy-tailed early Thursday morning to try & explain herself to Seacrest.Â Here they are now, thanks to US Weekly.

Ryan Seacrest: “Paris, what happened?”
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Paris Hilton: “You know what? It was nothing. I’ve been shooting my new music video for my new song ‘Nothing in This World.’”
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RS: “So, you’re shooting those full days. Because when you do a music video its like a 24 hour day.”
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PH: “Yeah. I got off last night at 10 p.m. So then I went and had dinner with my sister and all my girlfriends and then we went to this charity event that Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors.”
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PH: “And I had one margarita. Starving ’cause I had not ate all day. On my way to In ‘N Out, which is probably three blocks away. And I’m in my SLR, which is a little fastâ€¦So maybe I was speeding a little bit
[Laughs]. And I got pulled overâ€¦. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In ‘N Out burger!
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RS: “So they pull you over, which the cops have done many, many times and what’d they say to you?”
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PH: “They just said, ‘You were driving fast.’”
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RS: “But then LAPD, the Hollywood division, took you in?”
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PH: “Yeah. There was a lot of paparazzi around so I think they were trying to make a statement. And they even said, “You know, there’s people watching. We don’t want them to think we’re giving special treatment.”
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Female radio cohost: “It’s the lead story! It’s before the President. You were before the President!”
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PH: “Oh my goodness. Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.”
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Female radio cohost: “Did you ever get the burger? I don’t think you did!”
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PH: “No and I had some pancakes just now that I cooked so that made up for it.”
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RS: “So just to be clear, because a lot of people are going to see this story today, there is no DUI charge for Paris Hilton? I mean, that’s the bottom line — no charge.”
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PH: “Yeah. They were really nice and it was cool and they understood that I had been working all day.”
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RS: “They got all these photographers outside your house when you were coming home from the police department and I got to tell you, you looked pretty hot at that hour.”
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PH: “Thank you [Laughs]. For being up since 5 a.m. working all day, that’s a big compliment!”

But hot with brains, now that’s a different story, Paris.

Lindsay Lohan Has Birkin Bag Stolen at Airport

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 8:00 AM UTC on Sep, 08 2006

After running around in Venice, Italy this week with her man Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan was on her way back to the States when she had her favorite, orange Birkin bag stolen at London’s Heathrow Airport.

Lohan’s Hermes Birkin bag reportedly contained over $1 million in jewelry, dumbass, and was stolen at Heathrow Airport Thursday afternoon.Â Scotland Yard confirmed the incident only by stating, “theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman.”

Apparently as Lindsay was leaving the Terminal One building, the teen queen noticed that the orange bag was missing from the suitcase trolley.Â You know if I was travelingÂ withÂ a bag full of $1 million in jewelry, I can guarantee you that it would never get misplaced or lost or stolen- because I would never be that much of a dumbass in the first place or it would be handcuffed to my right wrist.Â Â
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Leslie Sloane, Lohan’s rep, confirmed the theft & expressed that Lohan is extremely upset over the theft. “She is begging for the return of the items,” Sloane stated. “She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.”
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Reportedly the bag also containedÂ cash, jewelry, passport & cashmere sweater.Â The cost of the bag alone is around $5,000.Â Lohan is calling friends hystericallyÂ over the incident.Â Â I guess she’s calling toÂ tell them what a dumbass she is?
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Scotland Yard is looking into the matter but have no suspects, as of yet.

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Marlon Brando’s Son Christian Steals Rolodex

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:00 PM UTC on Sep, 05 2006

The lateÂ Marlon Brando’s son ChristianÂ allegedly stole his father’s address book of celebrity contacts and sold them to a mystery buyer for some spare change.Â But what more can you expect of Christian, who spent 10 years in prisonÂ afterÂ he plead guilty to killing his sister’s boyfriend in the Brando family home?Â

ChristianÂ apparently got a hold of his daddy’s Rolodex, sold it to the mystery buyer who in turn put the celebrity-address-rich Rolodex on eBay with starting bid of $100.Â Well, I guess that’s one way of selling a hot item.Â I rather call it the You’re-A-Complete-Moron way of selling under-the-table goods, but maybe that’s just me.Â

The address book is believed to contain the personal phone numbers, email addresses & home addresses for more than 100 of the world’s most famousÂ political & entertainment figures.Â It took Christian’s brother Miko’s swift work to get the book taken on eBay & alert authorities of the theft.

Celebrity agent Richard Smith refuses to give the identity of the buyer but states, “Christian sold it to an individual who had placed it on eBay.”

Keya Morgan, whoÂ writing a bookÂ with brotherÂ MikoÂ said, “I personally inspected the authenticity of the (Rolodex) and was shocked to see all the private cell-phone numbers, home addresses, personal codes of the most powerful people in the Hollywood–there on the Internet for the whole world to see at a starting bid of $100.

“The names included Oprah Winfrey, Robert De Niro, Larry King, Al Pacino, Whoopi Goldberg, John Travolta, Bill Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L. Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, Denzel Washington, Jack Nicholson, Tony Bennett and Jay Leno.

“I discovered most were still valid.”

David Seeley, the lawyer for the lateÂ Brando’s estate,Â is stillÂ trying to recover the missing Rolodex.Â I hear a movie idea…. The Case of the Missing Brando Rolodex, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the thief & murderer Christian.

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Tom Cruise Sacked Over Brooke Shields Tirade

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 2:00 PM UTC on Aug, 30 2006

As we allÂ know, stories, likeÂ an open bottle of wine, tend to breathe as the time passes.Â And so it isÂ with the case of Tom CruiseÂ & his sacking by Paramount.

It looksÂ likeÂ Cruise may have beenÂ dropped by Paramount specifically over his criticism of Brooke Shields’Â use of postpartum antidepressants back in 2005.Â The wife of 83-year-old Paramount boss Sumner Redstone, 43-year-old Paula Fortunato has a lot of influence upon her husband.

After Fortunato heard Cruise’s bashing of Brooke Shields’ use of antidepressants after giving birth to her daughter Rowan in 2003.Â The boss’s wife was so enraged after hearing Cruise’s rantings that she warned husband Redstone that the star’s Scientology-inspired comments would be offensive to his female fans.

To refresh, Redstone said last week: “As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal. His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.”

While most are going with the idea that Redstone let the Cruiser go because of his erratic behavior on Oprah, many are pointing to the influence a boss’s wife can have.

Viacom spokesman Carl Folta says, “It is true that Mrs. Redstone disagrees with Tom Cruise’s views, but she and Mr. Redstone see every Paramount film.” Â

Interesting.Â If only I could influence a boss that Paris Hilton needÂ not apply for another music album project.

To end the day off right, let’s turn to other celebs & see what they’re saying about the Tom Cruise vs Paramount shenanigans.Â
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â€œLook at people like Colin Farrell. He acts much more strangely and nobodyâ€™s dumping him.â€Â Aisha Tyler
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â€œItâ€™s so ridiculous. Why would you fire Tom Cruise?â€Â Debi Mazar
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â€œItâ€™s only fair that this should happen to movie stars that pull down $80 million a movie.â€
John Lithgow
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“I like that Sumner Redstone just went at him balls-out. That crazy old nutbag will say anything.â€Â Kathy Griffin
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â€œTom is a megastarâ€¦He just had a baby, and that is what he should be focused on.â€
Leah Remini

Jon Voight Makes Embarassing Angelina Jolie Mistake

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 9:00 AM UTC on Aug, 30 2006

Jon Voight has soughtÂ for many years to repair his relationship with his estranged daughter Angelina Jolie.Â Â Through the years Voight has used the media toÂ make stabs at making amends with Jolie, to no avail.

Well, latelyÂ the Voightster hasÂ beenÂ using the media to tryÂ & see his grandchildren, but he had a bitÂ of a memory lapse when it came to their names.

The veteran actor Jon Voight wasÂ filmed at the BritishÂ Academy of FilmÂ and Television Arts TeaÂ Party this past weekend confusing his granddaughter’s name with that of the pop star Shakira.Â

Jon said for the cameras, “Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old–it’s a big one! You’re going to be a young man, and I send my love out to you. And send my love to…uh…Shakira…and Shahira…”

A befuddled Voight thenÂ asked the reporter, â€œIs it Shakira or Shahira?â€

The reporter then replied that the child’s name was Zahara, to which Voight replied,Â “Shahara! Shahara!”

But you know, Voight could have been thinking of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s three-month-old Shiloh as well.Â Who knows.Â I think we need to shove Voight & Jolie into a cell & let them finally work out their damn problems.

AngelinaÂ & her father have not spoken for over four years, when Voight stated on Access Hollywood that his daughter needed to get help for her “mental problems.”

Mental problems, eh?Â How about too-damn-hot problems?

Owen Wilson’s Girlfriend Shocked by Kate Hudson News

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem, Who's Dating Who at 5:08 PM UTC on Aug, 28 2006

AsÂ I’m sure you’ve noticed, we here at Celebrific haveÂ had aÂ few server glitches these past few days.Â But never fear, we threw the old servers out of a fast-moving train, vigorously stomped on them, set the afire & let Hulk Hogan loose on them.Â We now have bright, new, shiny servers that have promised never to disobey or disappoint us.Â Thanks for your patience, and now to the news.

Well, it looks like Owen Wilson is following in the footsteps of his brother Luke where the ladies are concerned.Â Owen’s romance with You, Me and Dupree costar Kate Hudson came as a surprise (although we predicted it here at Celebrific) to many folks, none more than his Los Angeles public relations executive girlfriend.

Apparently the relationship between Wilson & the exec was even heating up, enough for her to tell pals that the two were getting serious.

When the news broke that Kate Hudson had separated from husband Chris Robinson after six years of marriage & that the word on the street was that Golden Stallion Wilson had something to do with the breakup, the LA exec got a little nervous.

A source states, “They had been dating. She thought they were going to the next level, until it broke about him and Kate.

“When (the P.R. exec) e-mailed Owen about it, he texted her back and said, ‘We have to talk when I get back to L.A.’

“She’s pretty upset, but everyone knows he’s a dog.”

A very, very sexy dog with a very, very strange schnoz.

Saddam Hussein Made to Watch ‘South Park’

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:00 PM UTC on Aug, 28 2006

The formerÂ leaderÂ of IraqÂ has beenÂ forced to watchÂ his appearance asÂ Satan’s gay lover in the movie South Park:Â Bigger, Longer & Uncut.Â SaddamÂ Hussein is being heldÂ in prison by Marines while he is standing trial on genocide charges.Â

The South Park film was banned in Iraq on its release in 1999 for portraying Saddam as a gay leader with big ideas.

Creator Matt Stone states that Hussein was ‘repeatedly’ made to watch the movie by the Marines.Â Interesting torture device?

Stone says, “I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie.

“That’s really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy.”

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Kate Hudson Hates Mom Goldie Hawn

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 8:22 AM UTC on Aug, 22 2006

Player Kate Hudson reveals that she never plans on making a movie with her Hollywood veteran mom, Goldie Hawn.Â The starlet thinks working beside her Banger Sisters mother would be dangerous & unnecessary torture.

HudsonÂ states “I have no plans to work with her. But she’s my favorite. I mean, our relationship is really important to us, so why would we use a movie as an opportunity to do something together.”

Which, to me, basically translates to, “”I have no plans to workÂ with my battyÂ mother Goldie.Â I mean, she’s about as batty as a ten-dollar, drunk hooker looking for the bathroom in an alleyway.Â We’re no Tori & Candy Spelling, but we’re no Beyonce & mom either.”

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Dave Navarro, Carmen & All His Many Women

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 6:04 AM UTC on Aug, 21 2006

While Dave Navarro is getting cozy with JennaÂ Jameson, the actress who had a fling with NavarroÂ in Las Vegas while heÂ was still married to Carmen Electra,Â is hoping to meetÂ fellow actress Electra on the set of the new movie Beyond Legend: Johnny Kakota.

Jenae AltÂ claims that she stunned the rocker when she revealed that she was slated to appear inÂ his then-wife’s next movie about a Native American legend.Â Apparently the only reason Alt did not sleep with the promiscious Navarro was that she respected Carmen too much.Â But now, after selling her kiss-and-tell revelations to the tabloids, Alt hopes to explain herself to Electra.

Alt states, “Would I have slept with him if he wasn’t married? Yes. But the only reason I stopped myself from sleeping with him was I didn’t want to be the woman who slept with Carmen’s husband.

“I really respect Carmen, I love Carmen and I just said, ‘You know what, if any man is gonna cheat on Carmen Electra, why would I even want to be with that man, because I would always be looking over my shoulder.’

“If I get the chance to work with Carmen, I’ll tell her, ‘The only reason I didn’t (sleep with Navarro) is because I respect you. I still thought about you and said I can’t do it.’”

I’m wondering how Carmen will handle this situation.Â I’m thinking a good, stiff kick in the ass sending her offset.

The new film Beyond Legend: Johnny Kakota will also star Gena Lee Nolin, Brooke Burns & David Carradine.Â So, it’s more like a B+ film.Â I can’t wait (insert sarcasm here).

Poor Haley Joel Osment

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 1:00 PM UTC on Aug, 18 2006

As you’re a Celebrific regular, you’ll remember that wreck Haley Joel Osment had with this Saturn this past July.Â Well, it looks like the poor chap may have to face some criminal charges after all.

Osment was charged of four criminal counts yesterday in a Los Angeles court.Â It looks like Haley stands accused of the following:

Â· Driving under the influence of alcohol
Â· Driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher
Â· Enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher
Â· Possession of marijuana while driving

Poor Haley.Â Just look at those innocent eyes, I can’t believe they would try & convict the poor lad of these charges.Â I mean, come on, his name is Haley- give the boy a break.

And didn’t that Justin Timberlake tirade sink in, who doesn’t smoke up?Â I mean, come on.

Damn celebrities, they get away with everything.Â Everything expect anti-Semitism.

Mel Gibson Drunk Driving Plea Deal

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 5:57 AM UTC on Aug, 18 2006

InÂ actÂ II of the Mel Gibson drunk driving saga, Gibson has plead guilty to having a blood-alcohol level ofÂ above the legal .08 limit.Â Yesterday in a Malibu court, Mel’s lawyers agreed to make a dealÂ with theÂ prosecutors to avoidÂ any jail time for Gibson.

Under the deal’s terms, Gibson will have to attend a full year of Alcoholics Anonymous & pay a fine of $1200.Â But Mel has even gone a step further &Â said he will marry a Jewish woman to make amends for hisÂ now infamous anti-Semite slander.Â Â No, actually he has volunteered to record a publicÂ service announcement vocalizing the hazards ofÂ driving while drunk.

I think Mel’s recording will go something like this, “Driving whileÂ under the influence of alcohol is never a good idea.Â For one- you could hit someone & that’s never good.Â Two- you could wreck your sportscar, and of course, that’s never very good either.Â But most importantly- you might start spouting off what you really mean about those damn Jews & nothing will ever be the same.Â So, remember- never drive while drunk ’cause you’re libel to speak your heart.”

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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Dating

Posted by Allison as Breakups & Goodbyes, Mischief & Mayhem at 5:45 AM UTC on Aug, 17 2006

Wow.Â Didn’t I totally predict thisÂ Tuesday morning?Â Now theÂ rest of the world knows that Kate Hudson &Â You, Me and Dupree co-star Owen Wilson are reportedly an item & that Wilson may have contributed to Hudson’s & Chris Robinson’s separation.

On Monday Kate Hudson announced that she was separating from her Black Crowes husband Robinson after six years of holy matrimony.Â According to god, I mean US Weekly magazine, Kate & Owen kept things under wraps during the filming of the romantic comedy You, Me and Dupree, but became romantic when doing press for the movie.

A source tells the magazine, “This is not (just) a fling. Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it!”

The cute pair (poor Chris) have reportedly spent many a night at Wilson’s home in Santa Monica.

The source alsoÂ revealed that theyÂ ”often shared hotel rooms” while promoting their movie around the globe.

Interestingly & refreshingly, a representative for Hudson did not deny the affair when contacted byÂ US Weekly, sating they hadÂ and “no comment.â€

Wilson’s lawyer, however, went with a different approach, “(Anything) that suggests that the separation of Ms. Hudson was caused by Mr. Wilson… is absolutely false.”

Well, all I can say is thatÂ I’m awesome & that I told you so.Â I feel kinda bad for the poor Black Crowes rocker Chris Robinson, but come on- Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson would be the cutest possible couple.Â It’s still too bad, another one bites the dust.

Britney Spears Drunk or Stoned- You Tell Me

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 10:00 AM UTC on Aug, 14 2006

There’s a video circulating about starring Britney Spears as we’ve never seen her before.Â Click on pic for video.

Feast your eyes upon Britney Spears + alcohol or drugs- you let me know which.

The video, or rather Brit, speaks for itself, all I have to say is this, “Have you ever seen back to the future?Â Is that possible- to time travel speed?”

Amazing & hilarious.Â A must see!Â Three thumbs up!

Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett Moving In Together

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem, Who's Dating Who at 6:01 AM UTC on Aug, 11 2006

Scarlet Johannson Josh Harnet.jpg The cat’s out of the bag.Â Beauty Scarlett Johansson & Josh Harnett are reportedly, officially shaking up.Â Â It looks like the two have purchased a $6 million loft in New York in the coveted Tribeca area.

Despite claims from Hartnett’s publicist that Johansson & Harnett are not moving in together, a real estate insider confirmed that the duo had been hunting for a home in trendy Tribeca.Â Scarlett,Â her father & Josh were also spottedÂ in a nearby coffee shop discussing floor plans.Â

Apparently the loft purchase comes with a few conditions, the love birds have asked that the bedrooms be soundproofed.Â Hmmmm, must be for all that tantric sex they have.Â I wonder what her father made of that piece of info…

Real estate insiderÂ reveals,Â ”They asked that we change the design to include extra insulation between the bedrooms of the penthouse and the unit next door.”

The condo/loft boasts three bedrooms, two bathrooms and two balconies.

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Porn Star to Run Against Arnold Schwarzengger

Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Mischief & Mayhem at 1:00 PM UTC on Aug, 10 2006

Mary Carey.bmp Well, it looksÂ likeÂ you just need to be aÂ muscle-bound, one-syllable-word-toting AustrianÂ or a big-busted, empty-headed blonde porn star to run for California governor.Â

Porn “actress”, when did we start calling them actresses?,Â Mary Carey has officially announced that she (and her two, large pillowy pals) will be running against Arnold Schwarzenegger in November’s California governor election.Â Hooray.Â IÂ cant wait for the campaign slogans & pics.Â

Boobsville Sorority Girls star Carey, who famously lost to Schwarzenegger in the 2003 election has altered her image a bit to be taken more seriously.

So farÂ the porn actress hasÂ gathered only 40 of the 164,000 signatures required for her to register as an independent candidate.Â But that doesn’t deter Carey in the least who is confident thatÂ her campaign slogan,Â ’Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by’, will be well-received by voters.Â Yeah, I think my grandma is really into that kinda stuff.

She says, “I think I’m more serious now. As you can see I’m dressed more seriously. I’ve got brown in my hair because brunettes are taken more seriously.”

Wow.Â What a winner.Â She really has gone to a lot of trouble to get her hands on, so to speak, the California governorship- getting 40 signatures, accessing un-used brain cells to come up with a rather cute, if not crass, slogan & adding brown highlights.Â I tell you- where does the girl find the time?

Robins Williams Drunk & In Rehab

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem at 7:55 AM UTC on Aug, 10 2006

Robin Williams.jpg It looks like alcohol relapses are the in thing these days.Â Â Following in Mel Gibson’s footsteps, actor & comedian Robin Williams has gone public with his latest battle with alcoholism.

After tabloids reported that Williams had checked into a rehabilitation facility last month for a drinking binge, Robin came out of the drunk closet & said he had started drinking again while filming The Big White in Alaska two years ago.Â I can understand that, it was a terrible film.

Williams’ publicist says,Â ”After 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams found himself drinking again and has decided to take proactive measures to deal with this for his own well-being and the wellbeing of his family.

“He asks that you respect his and his family’s privacy during this time. He looks forward to returning to work this fall to support his upcoming film releases.”

And we all look forward to Robin’sÂ anti-Semite remarks.Â

You know, I don’t think I would be able to tell a drunk Robin Williams to a sober one.