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You gotta hand it to the press  cameras to catch all the ugly angles of celebrities and conjure major rumors based on mere bad photo ops. This time around, Katy Perry gets to loop herself into a web of pregnancy talk due to a slight bulge on her belly.

The 27 yr old singer made it very clear that she and husband comedian Russell  Brand have no immediate plans of having a baby. Not now…..and may hold off on it for a lot longer.

You would wonder what makes women these days obsess over weight and dress sizes. An ill fitting dress will find the media cutting up a clueless celebrity from having an eating disorder to bad taste  and of course that favourite gossiping gasp of pregnancy.

Sadly enough, Katy had to admit that she was enjoying one too many heists with New York’s finest gastronomic experiences and hence, her body of proof came in the form of a bloated belly  bulge.  Obviously, this only means there shall be no bloating allowed in Hollywood!  All you shrinks out there can just capitalize on the media that feeds so much pressure on celebrities’ minds  about enjoying cheeseburgers and pizza.

As it is, Christina Aguilera also got slammed for an ill fitting dress she  wore for the American Music Awards.  Hopefully, not every celebrity gets pregnancy write up each time they decide to binge and bloat themselves to media destruction.

 

 

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Lindsay Lohan gets cuffed again


Lindsay Lohan screws up again.

The actress has skipped too many hours of community service, which was part of her probationary sentence. I mean, really, how hard is it for her to drop by a Woman’s Center a few days a week? But nooo, she rarely went, and even when she did, she skipped out after an hour or an hour and a half.

So the Los Angeles judge finally felt enough was enough, revoked her probation, and set $100,000 bail. If the next hearing doesn’t go her way, Lindsay could end up in jail. To “mitigate” any sentence that she may have to serve, the judge ordered her to do service at a morgue. (That should be interesting.)

So Lindsay was cuffed by a deputy and escorted out of the court. Naturally she posted bail, which could hurt the pocket considering she hasn’t had any decent work lately. Frankly if I were her mother I would’ve let her spend some time behind bars. She needs a wake up call. Never mind all her lawyer’s pleading that she’d been doing well as a volunteer (in the little time she actually did it) and was dutifully attending her Shoplifters' Avoidance class. Her report said, “She exhibited a very positive attitude and was more than willing to complete each and every written assignment on a timely basis. We believe that she has acquired new skills to resist the impulse to take things that don't belong to her."

Yeah, and the dog ate my homework.

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Another Disney star gets arrested


So much for young and wholesome. Mitchel Musso was caught DUI. He is best known for his role in the show Hannah Montana, where he played Miley Cyrus’ close friend and sidekick.
Yeah, we know, who really cares about his teen semi-star, but we’re just saying that this is a disturbing trend among those Disney channel kids. They act all fun and cutesy on the show, build a fan base among kids who think they’re cool and funny and popular, and then they go out and do something stupid.

Seriously, driving while drunk? Mitchel isn’t of legal drinking age. He’s only 20, so at this point even taking a sip of beer is illegal. And then he consumes well over .08, and drove past an intersection, and wouldn’t follow the cops when he was caught...

Not exactly what you’d call model behavior, huh?

But then we’re not surprised. There’s the classic case of Lindsay Lohan, another cute little kid star whose life is now a trainwreck. And Britney Spears kind of lost her head (and her hair) too for a while.

Next thing we know, Mickey Mouse gets caught for dealing crack.

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Jessica Alba sues baby company


Jessica Alba is very, very, very mad.

She’s suing the company Belly Bandit, a weight loss device for women who have just given birth, for using her name and likeness without her permission. The company listed Alba in their website’s list of celebrity testimonials, and even used her name on the product packaging (something along the lines of "Jessica Alba's #2 Secret for a Fast Post Pregnancy Slimdown!")

Jessica Alba’s belly is the envy of all. Flat as a board despite giving birth—and women naturally want to know how she did it. Can I just say that only an idiot would believe that a Belly Bandit would actually be enough to get that thin. There’s this new breakthrough product called diet and exercise, ladies, try it. And it’s endorsed by—what was that name again?—every doctor in the world.

What this all tells us is that while there are a lot of money-grabbing, exploitative companies, there are a lot more stupid customers who will pay for something just because of the photo of a celeb. Think, women, think. She has a trainer, a nutritionist, Photoshop, and a batallion of beauty and body treatments. Think you can get that out of a Belly Bandit box?



Stars who got STD

Stars can be pretty, popular, and filthy rich, but viruses don’t care. They can get sexually transmitted diseases just like anybody else—and their lifestyle can put them at higher risk. Here are some celebs who got STD. We’re pretty sure there are lot more of them, but their doctors aren’t telling.

First on the list—Lindsay Lohan. Why are we not surprised? Rumor has it that she got herpes, an incurable STD. In fact, two of her boyfriends (including a Gucci model) have complained that she passed it on to them.

Pamela Anderson got Hepatitis C from hubby Tommy Lee, who got it from…well, who knows. The disease wreaks havoc on the liver (and all those party cocktails aren’t helping).

Playgirl Brooke Ashley has HIV, which she got in 1998. It can be passed through vaginal and genital secretions, which seriously dampens her sex appeal.

Kristanna Loken, star of Terminator 3 and an open bisexual, had a bout with genital herpes. So does she blame her ex husband or the woman she dated after the divorce? Rihanna may have gotten oral herpes from ex-boyfriend Chris Brown

Paris Hilton, whose sexual escapades have been caught on film, has the Herpes Virus. The proof: a pack of Valtrex, a prescription drug used for the disease, was stashed in her storage locker. She says that she doesn’t know what they’re talking about, but does she ever? With that vacuous expression and the haze of constant drug and alcohol use, we’re surprised she remembers her name.

Another Valtrex user is Jessica Alba, who contracted Herpes complex from Derek Jeter. FYI: Derek’s been seen with Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel, so they better get themselves checked too!

Victoria Beckham also got the Herpes virus from her husband David Beckham, who apparently “scored a lot of goals” in his single life. That’s not posh at all.

Singer Natalie Cole suffers from Hepatitis C, which is already affecting her body: she had to go through a kidney transplant. Naomi Judd has the same condition, which led to the disbanding of her singing group. But at least she’s trying to make some good come out of it: she started the Naomi Judd Education and Research Fund to raise awareness about the Hepatitis C virus.

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Glamour and style is big in the celeb world, but even the rich and famous get it wrong sometimes. Even with stylists around them, many A-list stars don’t know how to dress for a specific location or occasion and end up embarrassing themselves terribly.

Check out these horrendous fashion faux pas. Cringe!

Naomi Campbell

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Supermodel Naomi Campbell shocked animal lovers everywhere when she was snapped wearing fur after posing for a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) ad. The star modelled a selection of coats made from Russian saple, as part of a campaign for designer Dennis Basso, whose creations sell for up to $200,000 each. The catwalk beauty is not the only celeb to have been caught out donning animals skins with Madonna, Rihanna and Kanye West all named on PETA’s Worst-Dressed lists.

If you want a glamorous outfit without wearing a dead animal round your neck, faux fur is all the range these days. Now you can look a million dollars without running the risk of illegally buying the glossy coat of an endangered species. Read the rest of this entry »



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Ashton and Demi on verge of breaking up?

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore claim their marriage is rock-solid, but infidelity rumors are hard to ignore. Star magazine recently ran a story that he cheated with a 21-year-old, Brittney Jones, and now another 23-year-old’s come forward to say that she and Ashton did the nasty at a San Diego nightclub— on the day of his sixth wedding anniversary!

Ashton’s threatening to slap the magazine with a lawsuit, but the tabloid says they’ve got pretty suggestive text messages to prove their story (things like “What are u wearing now?” — and apparently it’s not like Demi’s granny panties). But other sources say that Jones is just an obsessed fan who wants attention and her 30-seconds-of fame—even if it is for being a slut and a half.

Could be the age gap is finally catching up on the couple. And celebs have plenty of opportunity for “extra-curricular” activities—it’s not like Hollywood’s known for being a city of virtue and purity. But Demi Moore is still Demi Moore, and still looks way better than most women half her age.

So will Demi be calling her own lawyers—this time to file for divorce?

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Scarlett’s nude photos: real or fake?

The hacker ring that infilitrated the mobiles of Natalie Portman and Dianna Agron are at it again—this time stealing two nude photos of Scarlett Johannson.

One photo has Scarlett checking out the reflection of her butt in the mirrror. The second is her, on the bed, recording her very ample bosom. Scarlett’s asked the FBI to find out who did this—meanwhile, her loyal fans are trying to do their part in their investigations by taking a very long (and leering) look at the snapshots. (All in the name of science, of course.)

The big question is if the photos are real or photoshopped. For example, the photo of Scarlett on the bed seems to have an odd line right above her collarbone. Is it a necklace? A shadow? A really weird wrinkle? Or is it a sign of really sloppy photo editing?

In any case, Scarlett’s not the first star who’s struggled with digital security issues. Aside from Natalie Portman and Dianne Agron, Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba have comlained that their email accounts have also ben hacked.

Makes you wonder if Hollywood celebs should stick to traditional ways of communicating. Smoke signals, anyone?

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Depardieu pokes fun at his urination troubles with new video

French actor Gerard Depardieu recently released a video that not only sought promote his new Obelix movie but also made light of his recent run in with the authorities when he peed inside a commercial plane. If that’s not clear to you – he peed in the plane but not in the bathroom. Yes, it’s gross even for a Frenchman (I kid, I kid).

According to reports, the plane was heading to Dublin from Paris. Depardieu, who witnesses say was visibly drunk, wanted to take a pee but a flight attendant told him that he can only use the bathroom after the plane takes off. Bad call. What Depardieu did was a Depardon’t but in a way I understand what he had to do. Anyone who has downed copious amounts of beer knows fully well that when the call comes you have to answer it. It will take superhuman willpower or extremely overdeveloped sphincter muscles to keep yourself from doing number one. And Depardieu, who is obviously not the strapping macho man that he was in Green Card, is obviously not the master of his bladder anymore.

This may be an embarrassing incident, but don’t worry Mr. Depardieu, this will all be, uhm, water under the bridge in no time. In the meantime, do those Kegels, please.



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In a new twist on monetizing the now already 27′ long fame of Miley Cyrus some smart guys in the UK, who clearly were wearing online glasses, looking at dollar signs on their screen, now risked to get sued.

Sued by Miley Cyrus. Over a doll of the teen celebrity.

Read that again: sued over a doll. By Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus

Isn’t she a cutie? Sorry, I got sidetracked for a second… or seventeen.

But the doll in case isn’t an ordinary Miley Cyrus doll, nor is the star wearing glasses, this doll has been flying of the shelves and was sold out within 48 hours according to a spokes person of Pipedream Products, the doll’s manufacturer. Sold out minus some which have been taken off the shelves for legal reasons. Legal reasons before adolescents and basement dwellers online could order it from Amazon, which sold it the doll for around $28 in the US. Read the rest of this entry »



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Katy Perry Extra Marital Affair Rumors Circulate

Katy Perry - Teenage Dream Video Shoot

According to several insiders, Katy Perry may be cheating on recently wed husband Russel Brand with her sometimes writing partner and producer Benny Blanco.

The insiders say that Perry has been sleeping with Blanco who has produced songs fro Britney Spears, Ke$ha and others. Blanco it should be noted is a former Heroine users and sex addict and like Perry was raised as a devout Christian.

If the rumors are true, it would be quite the twist considering Perry’s hubby Russell Brand is in fact the admitted sex addict in the relationship.

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Charlie Sheen Banned From New Yorks Top Hotels

Charlie Sheen Doesn't Look Healthy On Crack

Charlie Sheen isn’t winning in New York City. The Two and a Half Men actor has recently been banned from many of New York’s top hotels as he prepares to visit the city for his Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Tour.

The ban comes after Sheen snorted a bunch of cocaine and attempted to destroy a hotel room as a porn star remained locked in the room closet, a night that ended with Sheen’s arrest and admittance to a local hospital.

According to an insider snoop:

“Many of the big New York hotels don’t want the drama. He is now looking at renting a private residence.”

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‘Glee’ Star Lea Michele In Car Accident With Drunk Girls

Lea Michele Of Glee Fame

When Lea Michele was driving to her Glee audition she likes to tell the story of how she was in a car accident and had to read for the Rachel Berry role with glass in her hair and cuts on her body. Unfortunately it looks like history has repeated itself with Michele ending up in yet another L.A. car accident, this time involving several drunk girls.

Returning home from the Glee set, Lea was involved in a fender bender. According to Us Weekly, “Lea was hit and notified the police,” and, “She was not injured and is fine.”

Apparently the girls, who were too drunk to function, got out of the car and made fools of themselves, according to a witness:

“A couple of drunk girls hit her, got out of the car, giggled that she was famous, said something like ‘are you drunk, too?’ Then they drove off.”

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Chris Brown Apologizes For Good Morning America Tantrum

Chris Brown - Good Morning America

That didn’t take long. R&B Singer Chris Brown has officially apologized for freaking out on the set of Good Morning America a tantrum that led the singer to smash a large window when asked about his past relationship with Rihanna.

Brown appeared on the show to promote his new album F.A.M.E. however he became angered when show host Robin Roberts almost refused to talk about anything other than his past abusive relationship with Rihanna.

Chris told her:

“This album is what I want them to talk about, not what happened two years ago.”

After leaving the interview, Brown, who just finished an anger management class “flew into a rage” according to an insider, throwing a chair through a window, which thankfully did not hurt anyone below. GMA staffers were so worried about his actions that they reportedly called security.

Brown talked about his tantrum on BET’s 106 & Park Wednesday:

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Charlie Sheen: Forget Legal Arbitration, Let’s Go Public

Charlie Sheen - Two And A Half Men

Charlie Sheen is suing Warner Bros. for $100 million, claiming he was wrongfully fired from Two and a Half Men. Forget the fact that Sheen went crazy, started snorting suitcases full of coke and production had to be stalled because of his behavior, costing the studios what was probably the equivalent to millions of dollars, Sheen still believes he can win in a court of public opinion.

Actually Charlie thinks he can win in an actual court of legal fact, announcing on Wednesday that he wants his day in court with the studio, rather than going through legal closed-door arbitration.

Sheen says arbitration won’t work since many of the judges in the area do business with Warner Bros, providing them with an unfair advantage.

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Sammy Hagar: I Was Abducted By Aliens Years Ago

Sammy Hagar - Closeup Yellow Shirt

In his new memoir; Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar says he believes in aliens because he was “mind tapped” years ago with some type of “Wi-Fi” connection.

Hmmm…perhaps Mr. Hagar took one too many drugs when he was touring to the rock & roll lifestyle.

According to Hagar he was in a vivid dream in which he found two aliens inside a UFO he stumbled onto in the early ’80s.

Hagar for his part plays down the meeting, more than likely not attempting to sound insane as he does during the passage.

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FBI Now Involved In “Naked Celebrity Photo” Hacker Ring

Vanessa Hudgens Kisses a girl

It’s official, the FBI is now involved in attempting to find a group of hackers who have been stealing naked and provocative photos of celebrities from their mobile devices and computers.

Just last week the group claimed responsibility for releasing new pics of Vanessa Hudgens. They also claim responsibility for pics form Demi Lovato, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera and Disney star Selena Gomez. When all is said and done, 50 female celebrities have been targeted.

The FBI officially became involved last week following the newest round of Hudgens photos to be released.

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Gilbert Gottfried Apologizes For Offensive Japanes Earthquake Jokes

Gilbert Gottfried

After making several horrible Japan Earthquake jokes via Twitter yesterday comedian Gilbert Gottfried has apologized for the jokes that cost him his spokesperson job with insurance company Aflac.

Gottfried had been with the company for 10 years before making jokes that included, “Japan is really advanced. They don’t go to the beach. The beach comes to them.”

Since 2000 Gottfried has voiced the Aflac Duck in more than 30 commercials.

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Gilbert Gottfried Makes Japanese Earthquake Jokes, Loses Aflac Deal

Gilbert Gottfried Dropped By Aflac

When will celebrities learn that just because they can say anything they want when microblogging, they probably shouldn’t. Aflac spokesperson or perhaps I should say former Aflac rep Gilbert Gottfriend took to Twitter on Sunday and tweeted the following message:

“I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, ‘They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.’”

Later adding:

“What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.”

Even after receiving harsh criticism from his own fans he continued with:

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