Photos of David Letterman’s sexual affairs may be the last thing that you would want to see, but someone has been trying to get money out of the talk show host. Letterman himself talked about the incident in his show, which I guess is the right route to take. And yes, he admitted to having affairs.

Rihanna’s bruises and wounds may have long been healed, but Chris Brown has yet to face the consequences of his action – a paltry fine and physical labor. The judge has decided to delay the giving of the sentence so that he can ensure that the arrangements for his community service have been arranged. Oh poor boy, now he’s going to have to do physical work? Beating up his girlfriend was not physical enough?

Britney’s back and controversy is not far behind. A couple of her crewmembers were arrested during her tour. The official word is that they are not directly employed by her and that her group does not tolerate that sort of thing. Ahuh.

Amy Winehouse’s fans are not safe from her apparently. She has been charged with assault for allegedly hitting a fan last fall. These legal tangles never seem to be far away from her….

Is justice being served? After all the ruckus about Chris Brown beating up and biting Rihanna, the two have supposedly gotten back together. He has been charged with two counts of felony, facing up to 4 years and 8 months in prison. How much are you willing to bet that none of that will be served?

Chris Brown has fallen from grace, which is quite a surprise as this star has always had a very clean image. He has been booked for assault on his (now ex) girlfriend Rihanna. Watch his arrest on TMZ.

Michael Phelps, the golden boy of the Beijing Olympics has proven that he is human after all. He gave a statement admitting to the authenticity of the picture showing him smoking marijuana, published in a British tabloid. He apologized to fans and the public and said that it will never happen again.

Katy Perry. But just for a moment. The latest scandal to hit the NRJ Awards – Katy Perry was given the award for Best International Song but she was made to give it to the rightful owner, Rihanna. Not their fault as it was an honest mistake. It’s messed up nonetheless.

Another celebrity gets slapped with a DUI charge as the new year comes in. Sam Shepard, actor and playwright was passing through an Illinois town when he decided to stop at a tavern before going to his hotel. The result? Blood alcohol level at twice the legal limit. They never learn, do they?

According to the NBA star himself, it was because he was going to meet a girl who gave him the best b–w–b he’d ever had. Charles Barkley got arrested under the suspicion of DUI on Wednesday and gave this explanation to the cops. Um, okay…you’re still getting that ticket, though.

Acid-tongued comedian Denis Leary will definitely get into trouble for his so not funny remarks about autism. Here is an excerpt that can be found on his new book Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid:

“There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can’t compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don’t give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you – yer kid is NOT autistic. He’s just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.”

Not funny, Leary. Oh, and admit that you stole your whole shtick from the great Bill Hicks.

It was years too late but OJ Simpson is now where he’s supposed to be — behind bars.

The Juice, along with Clarence Stewart, were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping, in an incident that happened in Las Vegas. The two will be face a mandatory minimum sentence of five years and there is a possibility that they could be given a life sentence.

Karma finally got him.

Former X-Files star and apparent XXX junkie David Duchovny has come out of his sex addiction rehab.

According to Duchovny’s lawyer, the actor is now out of rehab after successfully completing his treatment.

Can someone tell me how you get cured from sex addiction? I hope for Duchovny’s sake it doesn’t involve snipping his pee-pee.

It was only a matter of time. Britney Spears’ former lover Adnan Ghalib is marketing a supposed sex tape that they made together.

The slimebag.

Now that he’s out of her life (and she’s actually on the way to normalcy) he just has to cash in on his 30 seconds of fame, doesn’t he?

What’s the matter, Adnan? Can’t find another crazy woman who’ll actually want to date you?

Wow, those Pussycats know how to work the stage. As these photos reveal, they can really, uhm, stretch.

So is it a song or a striptease? You be the judge.

Shia LaBeouf is a man “transformed.” In this interview he calls his recent car crash “eye-opening” adding that “I’m lucky to be alive.”

Aaah, that Katy. Singing “Like a Jonas, with your promise ring next to mine” (to the tune of Madonna’s Like a Virgin) she poked fun at the Jonas Brothers’ commitment to remain virgins till marriage. Check out other outrageous quotes from the VMAs.

Prince William nearly got himself into a ‘royal mess.’ Police were able to apprehend two men who were trying to sell sexy photos of him and his girlfriend, Kate Middleton, to tabloids.

The photos were in a camera that was stolen.

When will these celebs learn to step on the brakes? Amanda Byrnes was blamed for a fender bender. No one had serious injuries, but this is the second car accident the star’s gotten into. Talk about life on the fast lane.