Well not quite, but almost. Remember that she had to undergo a heart procedure the other day. It’s done, and Elizabeth Taylor is already on Twitter. She says it went perfectly and thanks everyone for their support.

Literally. Elizabeth Taylor has a leaky heart valve that needs to be replaced. It’s not going to be open heart surgery, so that’s good news. Get well soon!

Actress Tori Spelling was rushed to the hospital, released, and then taken back. Apparently, she has been experiencing severe stomach pains, although the tests have yielded inconclusive results. Get well soon, Ms. Spelling!

After TMZ featured K-Fed’s new bod, it is no surprise that he took action – and quick! He is now officially part of the reality series, Celebrity Fit Club. His other ex, Shar Jackson is joining him. Good luck to them both!

That’s what they all say.

Remember the report on The Hoff’s daughter calling her mom to tell her that her dad was drinking way too much? Well, according to Access Hollywood, a source claims that it was a case of ear infection, and not excess drinking. So how did we get from inebriation to infection?

Mya was brought to the hospital on Sunday after she cut her hand reaching for a glass of water. She had to get stitches but she said she’s totally fine and will still appear in the season premier of Dancing With The Stars. That’s the spirit!

Poor guy. Everyone was up and about, trying to look their best for the Emmys. Dean McDermott was rushed to the hospital because of stomach virus. Nothing serious, but it kept him away from the excitement.

It’s not that serious, but serious enough for The Hoff’s 17-year-old daughter to call her mom Pamela. She told her mom that daddy was drinking way too much and one of Pam’s friends called 911. David Hasselhoff was then taken to the hospital. He was supposed to be released Sunday night, but nothing has been confirmed yet. Good parenting model, huh?

Patrick Swayze’s remains have been cremated, according to his death certificate. His family has been silent as to plans for his funeral but the town where Dirty Dancing was filmed is planning its own memorial service. It is open to everyone, although donations to the Pancreatic Cancer Action Network is being requested.

Actor Burt Reynolds has just been released from a drug rehab center. According to his manager, he entered the facility to undergo treatment for dependence on painkillers. At 73, Reynolds, says he hopes that his experience will help other people in similar situations. We’re behind ya, Burt!

Melanie Griffith’s checking into rehab (again) made the news recently but it did not really have much staying power. In the middle of this week, though, husband Antonio Banderas shed some light on his wife’s move. He says that she checked herself into rehab because she has been taking medication due to a skiing accident. She is afraid that she might not be able to deal with it properly, hence her decision. The whole family is behind her 100%. Good on them!

Mischa Barton stayed at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in July, but she insists that it was because of a bad wisdom tooth surgery. No mental breakdown involved. That’s what she insists on.

Actress Melanie Griffith is in rehab again, Cirque Lodge in Utah. However, a rep says that this is merely a routine thing, and not something to be worried about. As a matter of fact, it is of a positive nature – Melanie Griffith has checked into the rehab as a matter of sticking to her commitment of staying healthy and clean.

The award winning actress has undergone surgery to replace her knee. She blogged about it right before the operation. So far, no word yet. You go, girl!

The actor has been battling pancreatic cancer and it seems that he cannot continue filming for the TV series, The Beast. It has thus been cancelled, leaving fans sad for more than one reason. It’s a pity when these things happen.

This is what his publicist was quick to announce, following rumors that the Dirty Dancing star has passed away. He has been fighting against pancreatic cancer since last year. Hey guys, this kind of rumor is nasty. Seriously, go pick on someone else.

In case you haven’t heard, David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital. Reports said that he was rushed there due to alcohol poisoning. A spokesperson has released statements to the effect that he is now doing fine.

Despite the swine flu, newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in Cabo San Lucas. And no, it is not for their honeymoon. She is shooting a new video and is very well aware of the risk they are taking. At least they’re together, right?

For the first time in 17 years, Jay Leno was forced to cancel a taping of his show. He was taken to the hospital on Thursday for some illness. Details about the hospital or the illness have not been disclosed.