Ellen Degeneres. You gotta love her.

The comedian sent Heidi Klum (and America) giggling hysterically during a cooking segment on her show.

“I don’t know much about balls,” she said.

American Idol judge Randy Jackson exchanges knuckle knocks with Miley Cyrus at the taping of his show, Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew.

What would Randy say of Hannah Montana’s moves if she were on American idol? Not that the teen star needs any more compliments — her sold out concerns are “screaming proof” that she’s an American Idol.

I love Danny DeVito, a feeling I had not felt until I saw this hilarious video of DeVito on The View.  Danny & I feel the same in one known regard, if you have to take on the vultures of The View, do it drunk.  And that’s exactly what our boy did, despite the apparent agitation by the lead vulture herself, Barbara Walters.

Danny showed up for the taping of The View after being up all night with sexypants pal George Clooney.  The appearance was suppose to be promoting his new movie Deck the Halls, that also stars Matthew Broderick, but Danny really promoted that fact that he can actually be funny- while he’s drunk, that is.  

Ha!  Can’t you see it now?  George asking Danny if he’s sure that he doesn’t want to cancel the guest appearance, “Danny, no, seriously, but the fake mustache down.  Are you sure that you don’t want to cancel the show?  I mean, look at you- you haven’t had any sleep, you are out of your mind loopy & you’re going to have to face those crispy women this way.  Just think about it, buddy.  Are you sure that’s what you want to do right now?”

To which I’m sure Danny replied in kind, “Cheorlge, liysten, buddy.  I cayn handle those womeyn, truystt me, okay?”

During the show DeVito shared he & his wife’s (Rhea Pearlman) sexual lovefest while staying in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House.  The intoxicated actor, due to being prompted by the ladies, shared a babbling explanation of his new movie Deck the Halls, but the real fun started when Rosie O’Donnell took Danny into her lap & coddled him like a baby, asking him to read the teleprompter as the show went to commercial.  Ha!

You know, there should be more Views like this one, I’m thinking a week centering around drunk celebs.  What do you think?

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He’s back!

I think we’ll all be happier now that Ben Roethlisberger has gotten rid of his good-luck charm.  No, not a rabbit’s foot or socks never washed- say farewell to the old, scraggly bearded face and say hello to the Ben we’ve all missed since last October.

While appearing on the Late Show last night, the Pittsburgh quarterback gave his face over to David Letterman and Gillette and has come back to us now clean-shaven.  He had been growing the lumberjack look since last October, when the Steelers lost to Cincinnati.

“I was so mad that we lost the game,” Roethlisberger told Letterman.  “I kind of went into a depression and didn’t shave and we ended up winning the next game.  And I am kind of superstitious just a little bit to people who know me, but we won that game and I said I am just going to keep it going until we lose and we kept it going.”

Ben went on to say, “I don’t really like the beard you know.  But we were winning so I had to keep it going.”

Letterman chimed in saying, “Really?  Honestly, I think it looks like a millions bucks!”

Roethlisberger, 23, became the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl when the Steelers defeated the Seattle Seahawks 21-10 Sunday night.