They say a picture says a thousand words. What do you think this new picture of a freshly botoxed and siliconed Janice Dickinson says? It’s just too scary for words if you ask me. She looks like a barbie doll that got zapped inside the microwave for a few seconds.

 

With Britney Spears shaving her locks for a bald head we’ve seen a variety of wigs on the pop princess.  But when are we ever going to see what’s growing under there?

Is this what Spears will look like come fall?

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OMG!  What the hell happened to Melanie?  This is what is sleeping with Antonio Banderas? 

“A lot of things happen that are not very nice.”

~Melanie Griffith

 

“I think I’ve had the same haircut for two years now and I was getting slightly bored. You know it’s part of something that I do.”

~David Beckham

“I don’t want to be 25. I just want to look like me.”

Stated Sideways Oscar nominee Virginia Madsen on her recent revelation about Botox.

Are you surprised that Madsen did the Botox thing?

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“The Hills” star Heidi Montag was spotted in California on April 22, just three weeks after getting that noticeable boob & nose job.

The 20-year-old MTV-er turned heads on the beaches of Malibu with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

“She looked awesome!  She seemed really happy,” one witness was quoted as saying.

Reportedly, Beverly Hills doctor Frank Ryan did both surgeries after Montag came to him saying that she had always wanted to be a C-cup.  Join the club, Heidi.  Join the club.

“Whatever women need to do to feel sexy, they should do,” recently revealed.

Although Heidi has not admitted to having the boob & nose surgeries, though it’s quite noticeable, it looks like the reality star is in a good place.

“I’m in a great place in my life right now,” she states.

So, you tell me…

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In a wardrobe move that’s left us all guessing what might be next, Britney crazypants Spears was spotted in hot Los Angeles sporting a fur shawl.  Where is PETA when you need them, dammit?!

Later in the evening, Spears donned a silly white hat, silky shirt, same damn cowboy boots she’s been wearing lately, along with that furry thing draped across her shoulders.  The girl has to be hot & crazy to wear such a thing in L.A. at the end of April.  We need intervention & we need it fast!

PETA to the rescue!

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Why go to the trouble of figuring out what you want tattooed on your body?  Why drool over Angelina Jolie’s tattoos?  Why spend money getting permanently inked when you can just buy a t-shirt with Jolie’s tattoos?

That’s right, for just $58 you too can sport Angelina’s ink.  Los Angeles boutique Kitson is selling the shirts that were exclusively designed for them by Public Library.  And you can even get tees with Johnny Depp’s ink & soccer star David Beckham’s as well.

No there’s just no reason left to get inked yourself, is there?

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Life in the Big Easy hasn’t been so easy for actress Angelina Jolie.  After moving to New Orleans with partner Brad Pitt & family in January, Jolie lost her mother Marcheline Bertrand to cancer & she hasn’t been able to make any new friends.  It’s apparently a very trying time for Ang right now.

With all that Jolie is going through, it’s no wonder that her health has suffered.  The 5-foot, 8-inch star has dropped to an alarming 109 pounds since pulling up roots & relocating to Louisiana. 

A source close to Jolie & Pitt reveals, “She isn’t eating.”

31-year-old Angelina is “very lonely and desperate to make new friends,� the insider goes on to say.

Recently Ang has started flying in her old childhood pals from Los Angeles as a sort of imported support system.

The Jolie insider states, “Brad has been worried about her day and night. She has been under so much stress, and Brad is trying to be understanding.�

I guess we need to send Jolie a dark chocolate-dipped Britney Spears to keep her company.  The two can talk about tattoos while Jolie feasts on Brit so she can gain that weight back.  I think a cherry on top of that bald Spears head would do just thr trick, don’t you think?

You tell me- Are you worried about Angelina Jolie’s well-being in New Orleans?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the scoop & the skinny image.

 

Sisters & actresses Monica & Penelope Cruz were spotted Tuesday night at the premiere of Monica’s new movie The Inquiry.  The duo graced the Los Angeles red carpet at the Mann Chinese 6 Theaters wearing what seems to be garbage bags.

Yep, they’re the right gray drab color of garbage bags & yes, they seem to be just the right shape of garbage bags, especially the little number that Penelope is sporting.  What was she thinking? 

The Inquiry opens nationwide April 6, let’s just hope that these girls can get their fashion act together before then! 

You tell me- Do you like Monica & Penelope Cruz’s garbage bag wear?

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Just days after crazypants Britney Spears shaved her head, photographers were able to catch up with ex-beau Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood & for a change, actually got the boy to say something. 

When asked if he had heard if Britney had shaved her head bald, Timberlake reportedly looked a bit forlorn, but managed to state, “It was a smart choice, she is starting over, cleaning herself up. It was something you wouldn’t expect most people to do, so she is taking a chance.”

I’m betting he looked forlorn because he was trying to think of something nice to say about the hair travesty.  When asked what he thought of the new look, Justin was more quick on the draw this time saying, “She looks amazing, very GI-Jane, she can pull off anything.”

Wow.  Either Timberlake enjoys taunting the media with lies, or he’s a really, really, really good pal. 

What’s your take:  Is Justin Timberlake trying to take up for Britney Spears through the media?

Source:  Hollyscoop

 

“I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.”

~Britney Spears

Thanks to Celebitchy for the gruesome image.

Thanks to CelebSlam for the great image.

 

It’s going to be hard to keep up with Britney Spears’ craziness, I can tell you that now.

Just two days after kinda going crazy in a shabby L.A. hair salon & shaving her head bald, Spears was spotted heading to The Roxy in West Hollywood Sunday.

It would have made way more sense if we had seen a celeb sighting picture of Britney strapped down to a hospital bed, but instead the ole girl made way to party at the Roxy.  Poor girl, when’s she gonna get some damn help?

Thanks to People for the image.

Over the weekend, Britney Spears was a busy gal.  Spears checked into Eric Clapton’s Tears in Heaven rehab center in Antigua Friday & we all heaved a great sigh, thinking our lost little pop star was on the road to recovery.

But Spears surprised us all once again, as she unexpectedly took off from the rehab center shortly after homeroom & flew commercial, that’s right, commercial class to Los Angeles.  Once off the plane, nuttypants Spears did a walk-in at a shabby beauty salon where she, with some help, shaved her head bald.  Did you know that you can buy Spears’ locks on eBay now? 

But that wasn’t the end of Brit’s crazy night.  Spears then walked her way to a tattoo parlor, frightening the locals with her crazytalk rants (see video here) & got at least one tattoo that we know of- some lips on her wrist.

Not since Mariah Carey’s meltdown in the mall have we seen this type of crazed behavior in a celebrity.

More coming, so keep watch.

 

Renee Zellweger did a no-no look with those blonde locks of hers.  Zellweger should have just let that haircut go for a few more days when she was a bit more clear-headed, instead the actress has gone for the chopped-off hairdo look & we’re not liking it one little bit.

Pretty soon Renee is set to start filming Leatherheads with none other than former flame & supersexypants George Clooney.  I am crossing my fingers that this do is for the film, though I’m pretty seriously doubting it.

And you know, does anyone else feel that damn Starbucks Coffee is paying celebs to buy their coffee so they can get photographed with it so we all will buy their lattes because we want to be stars as well?  Just seems like you never see a Hollywoodite without one arm grasping a latte.

Thanks to Celebitchy for the oh-no-she-didn’t image.

 

British actress Sienna Miller had some help in the bootie area for her sex scene in the new movie Factory Girl.  Miller reveals to Closer magazine that she had to apply some makeup on her butt for the steamy scenes to cover up stretch marks.

Miller states, “They spray makeup all over your body so you don’t see the stretch marks that we girls all have.”

But Sienna seems to take note of how eventually we all lose out to gravity, saying of aging, “One day I’ll wake up and my bum will be on the floor.”

And we’ll all be there to pick it right back up!

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Thanks to Celebitchy for the fab images!

 

Thanks to PopSugar we have the very first glimpse of Jennifer Aniston after her infamous nose job.  Aniston was spotted at the 22nd Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival this weekend.  Jen stopped by the festival for a special showing of Room 10.

Jennifer has denied getting a “nose job,” simply stating that she had some work done to correct a deviated septum.

You tell me- How does Jennifer Aniston’s new nose look?