“I’m not leaving his side,” sobbed Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker’s ex wife, who immediately rushed to Augusta, Ga., to be with him just hours after the crash.

It’s a tough time but moments like this really make one realize what matters. Who knows, maybe the two might patch things up… she obviously still loves him very much.

Sarah Silverman’s got the hots for Barrack Obama.

“He’s so ridiculously sexy. He’s got that swimmer’s body and he stands like Fred Astaire, ya know, slouchy but with incredibly great posture.”

Matthew McConaughey says he is saving the placenta from the birth of his son — and planting it in his yard.

“It’s going to be in the orchards, and it’s going to bear some wonderful fruit. When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river…and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.”

Uhm, maybe just a little too much information, Matthew.

Talk about a strict dad. Jerry O’Connell, whose wife Rebecca Romjin is pregnant with twin girls, is already thinking ahead. “They’re only having sex when I’m dead,” he quips. Good luck, Jerry.

“I’ve hung out and dated people I’ve never even met before,” quipped Derek Jeter, on rumors linking him to Carrie Underwood and Minka Kelly.

Yup, that pretty much sums up Hollywood romance. Hey, it’s the same world where you can have an affair of someone you supposedly barely know. Ask Madonna.

Charlize Theron tells off tabloid press in her interview with British GQ.

“Like, your life belongs to us now? That’s the deal? I didn’t get that memo. It wasn’t sent to me and I didn’t sign it. So, f–k you.”

You go, Charlize!