Yoko Ono — who was put under a lot of media scrutiny when she married John Lennon — has only one advice to Heather Mills: “Try to survive.”

“it’s not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles. I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say.”

But there’s one difference between Yoko and Heather. Yoko actually loved John Lennon. Heather is a money-hungry, publicity-hungry shrew.

We’d say Paul suffered more than she did.

Ellen Degeneres. You gotta love her.

The comedian sent Heidi Klum (and America) giggling hysterically during a cooking segment on her show.

“I don’t know much about balls,” she said.

Kate Hudson didn’t pick the most flattering dress to wear. The gray, shapeless shirt completely emphasizes her tummy bulge. But she doesn’t care. “I’m not worried about being totally perfect,” she says.

Who cares if she’s got extra fat when she’s got extra attitude? Work it, girl!

“I was very awkward with the opposite sex when I was younger. I think every kid is for a long period of time.

“The only time it changes is when alcohol comes into play, that’s what happened with me. Alcohol helps a lot with women, it smoothes things over.”

~George Clooney on drinking to talk to women

“It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever taken on,.”

“It’s the most difficult, the most rewarding and the most fun. I think this is the greatest thing I could possibly achieve, and hats off to all the parents out there.”

~Brad Pitt on parenting

“I don’t know what makes it work. But it does. One thing that makes it work is that we’re both pretty nice. He’s not someone who’s ever going to blow up on anyone. What I mean is, if he’s ever angry with me, he doesn’t act out on it in a weird way or yell at me. And I am the same. So we handle conflict in a very loving and adult way.”

~Jennifer Garner on her relationship with hubby Ben Affleck

“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry.”

~Mary-Kate Olsen on loving being naked all the time

Everybody is hung out to dry now. It’s one thing if you’re up for it and you want it, and you go out without your panties on. But if you’re wearing your panties — gosh darn it, leave me alone!â€�

~Reese Witherspoon dishing on her feelings about the press

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance…I’m trying hard, man, I have the … number one record, man.”

Poor Kanye West, his littlel feelings are hurt because no one loved him enough to give him an MTV Music Video Award.  Poor baby.

Leave it up to Paris Hilton to spill the Christina Aguilera pregnancy beans.

While enjoying a party in Las Vegas on Sunday, Hilton publicly congratulated Xtina on her pregnancy, saying, “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous.”

Gee, thanks Paris.  Christina preg rumors have been circulating for some time, while the saucy singer has never officially stated anything on the matter.  Well, it looks like she might have to now!

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“My parents gave me a purity ring and talked to me about waiting until I’m married to have sex. It wasn’t forced; it just made perfect sense. It’s going to be awesome to say to my husband that I waited my whole life for him.”

~”American Idol” winner Jordin Sparks on her virginity promise to her parents

“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross.”

“Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb.” She added, with a laugh: “Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”

~Jessica Alba giving an old friend hell after winning a Teen Choice Award

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.

~Lindsay Lohan releasing a statement saying that she’s addicted to drugs & alcohol, as if we didn’t have a clue about that or something…

“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?�

~Jenna Jameson on getting breast implants removed

“I’m a big flirt, but I don’t give it away every time I want to. I guess I’m a tease.�

~Fergie on being a tease

“It is called Starstruck. We’re writing the script as we talk.

“It is about 10 contestants who enter a gigantic singing contest. It’s like Rocky. It’s about good versus evil, and it will be very, very realistic.

“I’m going to cast the lead parts through an open audition process across America. So if you get through the auditions, and you get a part in this movie, it’s a huge, huge deal.”

~Simon Cowell on turning popular TV reality show “American Idol” into a movie

“I look at someone like Courteney Cox and see how happy she is, but I’ve always put work first and now I have no wife and no family. My mom would love to see me settled, as she thinks it will make my life complete.”

~David Schwimmer on relationships

“I remember filming the first ‘Hellboy’ in Prague and I was so lonely. I Ended up rooting around on the internet. I looked at some comments that people had written and I had no idea that I was so disliked!

“And you know, that becomes your consciousness. I told [director] Guillermo [del Toro] what I’d done and he said, ‘You might as well go lick the bottom of a toilet seat bowl, because that’s as much good as it’s going to do you.’â€�

~Selma Blair on criticism

“As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous. When people ask, ‘Do you believe in monogamy?’ Well, of course that’s what you want.

“But part of what I love about men is that it’s hard for them to be monogamous. Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa.â€�

~Wise words from Kate Hudson, speaking about men in general

“It was an embarrassment. I never thought it was real. I knew what was going on with him. Despite what you see in print and when the cameras are flashing, what’s going on in someone’s heart may be totally different. He was still [in love] with me. I never looked at their relationship as serious.”

~Kim Porter on J.Lo’s relationship with Diddy