Archive for the ‘Celebrity Babies’ Category
Tom Cruise Congratulates Fellow Father Brad Pitt
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies, Conscience & Morality Tales, Scientology, Tom Cruise- Only a Matter of Time Before He Kills Me at 8:24 AM UTC on Jun, 13 2006
Scientologist Tom Cruise has sent a little congratulations to fellow father Brad Pitt. In the congrats card, Cruise wrote,  ”Congratulations! You’re doing a fine job following in my footsteps!”
Hmmm…. So Brad Pitt has hypnotized Angelina Jolie into believing that aliens are living inside our very souls & keeps her tied up at night? Interesting……
Cruise & Pitt worked together in the 1994 movie Interview with the Vampire & have been amicable ever since. Cruise has playfully accused Shiloh’s daddy of starting a family so he can keep up with Cruise’s new life with fiancee Katie, I mean Kate, Holmes & baby daughter Suri. ‘Cause you know, everything revolves around the Cruise. I hear he’s even starting his own orbit.
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Angelina Jolie Happier Than She’s Ever Been
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Celebrity Babies, Pregnant Celebrities at 12:53 PM UTC on Jun, 09 2006
Two Angelina Jolie posts in one day?!  I know, I know. But apparently she's happier than she's ever been and that's damn important, right? According to Jolie's brother James Haven Voight with whom she received much attention due to their affinity for open-mouth kissing each other, Angelina is a happy girl. Â
Haven & Jolie are very close siblings & it was James who she trusted to watch Maddox & Zahara as she was giving birth to Shiloh. Haven is ecstatic for Angelina & Maddox has welcomed his new sister into the Jolie-Pitt circle of trust.
Haven stated, "I walked into the room and it was so overwhelming I had to walk out. To see the father, mother, daughter--it was such a beautiful image that it overtook me."
James said the children "were very, very excited--especially Mad (Maddox), who was very aware of what was happening, that he was about to have another sister."
After Shiloh was born, Haven brought Maddox to meet his new sister and says he "imitated the way Brad held her just perfectly.
"When we got back to the car, I asked, 'So what'd you think, Mad?' He just said, 'She's beautiful.'"
"I've obviously seen my sister since her first year in this world, and to see her with her three children and Brad, I've never seen her happier."
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Angelina Jolie’s New Tattoo
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies, Mischief & Mayhem at 9:14 AM UTC on Jun, 09 2006
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Angelina Jolie has given Billy Bob Thornton the final boot. At the press conference Wednesday in Namibia Jolie was spotted sporting a new tattoo on her upper arm where Thornton's name used to be.
The tattoo reads:
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N11º 33’ 0†E104º 51’ 00â€
N09º 02’ 00†E038º 45’ 00â€
Interestingly enough they are the longitude for Cambodia (son Maddox's birthplace) & Ethiopia (daughter Zahara's birthplace). I wouldn't be surprised if we saw "S22º00´ E17º00´" to celebrate the birth of Shiloh in Namibia.
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‘People’ Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Baby Shiloh Edition
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies at 8:50 AM UTC on Jun, 08 2006
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I know what I'm doing this weekend. No, not looking longingly into a Pee-Wee Herman poster. People's much awaited Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie baby Shiloh edition is set to his newsstands this weekend. Hooray- we can now see the love child before she gets screwed up by growing up with super famous & hot parents.
Actually, the cover is rather sweet with Angelina looking lovingly at Brad & Shiloh cutely dressed & cuddled up.
Angelina Pitt & Brad Jolie News Conference- Denies of Marriage
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Celebrity Babies, Conscience & Morality Tales, Pregnant Celebrities at 12:31 PM UTC on Jun, 07 2006
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At a press conference today in Swakopmund, Namibia, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt denied rumors that they planed to marry following the birth of their daughter Shiloh Nouvel last month. Instead the couple insist on concentrating & being committed to raising their three children. This was the couple’s first public appearance since the birth of their daughter. And man, has Jolie already lost a ton of baby weight, that bitch.
Jolie stated, “There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are obviously extremely committed to the children and as parents together.
“So that kind of says it for us, and to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing.”
Speaking to Namibia natives Pitt said, “We have been able to have a very special, peaceful time for our family here, exploring your country and more importantly helping with the delivery of our daughter Shiloh. So for that we are eternally grateful.”
The Jolie-Pitt tribe are planning to leave Namibia in the coming days after their two month stay in the African country. I’m seeing a new tourist t-shirt for the area: ‘My parents went to Namibia (the place where Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt’s love child) & all I got was this lousy t-shirt’.
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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Shiloh Nouvel Baby Photograph
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies at 12:35 PM UTC on Jun, 06 2006
Say your first, or second, hello to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
They look the proud parents, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt. I wonder what Maddox & Zahara make of the new addition.Â
Thanks to Celebitchy for the pic.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah- Britney Spears Files for Divorce from Kevin Federline
Posted by Allison as Breakups & Goodbyes, Career Moves, Celebrity Babies, Conscience & Morality Tales, Pregnant Celebrities at 9:53 AM UTC on Jun, 05 2006
Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
For the Britney Spears’ omnipotent reigneth!
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
For the Britney Spears has come to her damn senses!
Hallelujah!
According to British reports, Britney Spears has signed preliminary divorce papers. Poor Kevin Federline is going to the poor house.
The pregnant pop diva allegedly signed legal documents after consulting with lawyers about ending her marriage with K-Fed. About damn time. You know one kid, another on the way & an unsuccessful marriage under her belt by 24-years-old is a true feat.
A source told the British press, “It’s a stressful time. Britney has already started seeing lawyers about splitting with Kevin.
“She is serious about it. She knows she has to get things moving.”
We’ve all been suspecting this divorce for awhile, especially since the whole being-kicked-to-the-basement thing. And with last week’s post on Britney Spears’ website, it was only a matter of time.Â
Spears posted a poem entitled ‘Remembrance Of Who I Am’ as well as a photo of her giving the bird on her website last week. The poem describes Spears feeling tied down in “chains” & poses the question, to Federline supposedly, “How do you stand sleeping at night?”
The heart-felt poem continues with feeling of being ”manipulated” and “swallowed” & mentions “the sins of the Father”.
Hopefully, it’s finally over. We can forever put this K-Fed behind us & look forward to embracing the old & attractive Britney Spears. I’m thinking she’s going to be hotter than ever with the breakup. Just look what Nick Lachey & Beck’s albums did after their own heartbreak & disappointments. Yep, I’m thinking the “I’m Back & Reinvented Tour” should be the title of Spears’ reappearance.
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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Baby Born Saturday
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies at 9:35 AM UTC on May, 30 2006
Angelina Jolie finally gave birth Saturday by Cesarean section to a healthy baby girl. Jolie was taken to a local private hospital in Namibia under tight security.
The doctor who delivered the Jolie-Pitt baby stated, ”She is a healthy baby.”
The baby’s name- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. The name is of Hebrew origin meaning ‘His gift’.Â
In Springfield, Missouri Brad Pitt’s family celebrated the news & were delighted with the health of child & mother.Â
”It’s an exciting time for Brad and Angie, and we are really happy for them and the kids,” Brad’s brother, Doug Pitt, told the press.
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Namibian Politician to Name Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Baby
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies, Pregnant Celebrities at 9:22 AM UTC on May, 24 2006
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt have asked Namibian governor Samuel Nuuyoma to name their, as of right now, unborn child. Nuuyoma was asked to name their baby over dinner with the celebrity couple.Â
He states, “When she (Angelina) goes to the hospital, as the father of the region, I will be informed and I will go there. I will announce the good news and I will be naming the baby.”
Local custom indicates that when Jolie goes into labor, Nuuyoma will be called upon and will officially name the child.  The governor is keeping a tight lid over any possible names for the child, which according to Pitt is “due any time now”. Maybe that would be a good name- Introducing the Any Time Now baby, brought to you by Jolie & Pitt.Â
Due to Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s interest in Namibia and her people, many locals feel the day Angelina gives birth should be a national holiday, an honor traditionally reserved for royalty or national heroes.  I myself wouldn’t mind an extra day off here in the States, however silly the occasion.
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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Harassed by Photographer & Zahara Sick
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Celebrity Babies, Conscience & Morality Tales, Pregnant Celebrities at 9:19 AM UTC on May, 22 2006
Still Waiting:Â An Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Update
While we’re still waiting on pins & needles for the birth of baby Jolie-Pitt, here are some quick Namibia news updates. Charges against a South African photographer who was arrested for trespassing while trying to snap a photo of pregnant Angelina Jolie & partner Brad Pitt have been dismissed.  A Namibian judge has dismissed the trespassing charges against 48-year-old John Liebenberg who was taken into custody Friday afternoon.
Liebenberg drove into the back of a police station in Walvis Bay, Namibia in search of a vantage point of a nearby hospital. The veteran photojournalist was reacting to a tip that the elusive Jolie had been rushed to there to have her baby.
Liebenberg was released on a warning after being detained for three days.
In other Angelina Jolie / Brad Pitt news, their adopted daughter Zahara has been struck down with a mysterious illness. The 16-month-old girl has reportedly stopped sleeping properly & cries when she is placed on her back.
According to The Sun, Brad is insisting on taking Zahara to the US for treatment, but the about-to-burst pregnant Angelina wants to stay in Africa until she delivers her baby.
A source states, “Brad is absolutely beside himself. He’s desperate to take Zahara to the US for medical attention. But Angie insists on staying in Africa.
“It has caused a number of fights between them.”
It is thought that Zahara might have a genetic illness, but innumerable tests have yet to reveal any clues.
The source added: “She’s had so many tests, but no one knows what is wrong.”
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Britney Spears Almost Drops Baby Sean Preston
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies, Conscience & Morality Tales, Mischief & Mayhem at 7:55 AM UTC on May, 19 2006
Need I say more? Britney Spears nearly drops baby boy Sean Preston. What the hell is this kid going to think when he grows up & sees these pictures? Maybe Brit is putting too much baby oil on the poor thing & he’s just a slippery little guy. Or maybe she should choose motherhood over fashion and skip heels & wedges all together and try to stay balanced for a change.
If it were not for the mustached man on the right, Britney would have spilled baby Sean all over the New York pavement. You know, she doesn’t look that alarmed or scared.  Crack heads should act like crack heads and rich pop stars should act like rich pop stars- not rich pop stars acting like detached crack heads. Â
Maybe she wants DCFS to take Sean Preston away so she can live her red neck life with K-Fed in peace. Who knows with this girl. Spears definitely shouldn’t look for a ‘Mother of the Year’ award. I will now bury my face in my hands and keep repeating, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.”
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We’re All Getting Anxious: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Baby Coming Soon
Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Celebrity Babies, Pregnant Celebrities at 1:25 PM UTC on May, 18 2006
Paparazzi are covering Namibia & pacing the ground like a herd of wild gray elephants with exploding cameras. Any minute or any day now Angelina Jolie will squeeze out her & Brad Pitt’s baby. Â
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Today, May 18th, is the due date but there is no sign as of yet that the little darling has arrived. A local newspaper quoted sources who said Jolie would be giving birth within the next two days, possibly opting for a home birth with a private jet on standby.
“Jolie… is expected to go into labor in the next 48 hours,” a local newspaper reported,  under the headline “Jolie-Pitt baby expected shortly.”Â
In the most anticipated birth since Jesus, paparazzi and Namibian locals alike are anxiously awaiting the birth of the Jolie-Pitt child. Someone really should bring them over some frankincense & myrrh. Maybe that’s what my gift basket will be….
However, some Namibia locals are frustrated with the whole situation and the trampling of privacy. Â
“I think it is such a big fuss, I couldn’t give a damn to be quite honest. I feel sorry for them, they should just be left alone,” said Ingrid Wheal, a local shop owner.Â
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Tom Cruise Loves Changing Diapers
Posted by Allison as Celebrity Babies, Pregnant Celebrities, Scientology, Tom Cruise- Only a Matter of Time Before He Kills Me at 12:27 PM UTC on Apr, 24 2006
Tom Cruise loves placentas & changing dirty diapers. What am I to learn from that about the Cruisemeister? The 43-year-old actor, who is in the middle of a whirlwind promotional tour of Europe for his new movie Mission: Impossible 3, helps his fiance Katie Holmes by changing baby Suri’s diapers. The two lovebirds have quite a system in place to help with their newborn.
Cruise states, “I changed her first. I change diapers all the time. I have to tell you, I love it. We have a whole system worked out. It’s the ‘B and B’–she does the breast-feeding and I do the burping and changing the diapers. It’s teamwork. It’s fun.”
Scientologist Tom Cruise is going back & forth from Europe to the US so that he can be with Katie & Suri as much as possible. Cruise worried about embarking on his European promo tour & leaving the ladies behind.
“My own ‘Mission: Impossible’ was getting here. That was the Mission Impossible. Because it kept going back and forth,” Cruise said.
“I wasn’t going to come and then Kate said, you know, ‘Go. Go.’ … So I’m here. And I’ll be here for a few hours and then I’ll get back on an airplane and go back home to Kate and Suri.”
Talk about jet lag. I don’t know how he does it. Must be a spaceship thing I don’t understand.
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