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What are Celebrities Showing in Their Instagram Pictures?

What are celebrities showing in their Instagram pictures? Oh a lot, obviously. They can easily outshadow the most daring insta challenges of non-celebrity users because of their popularity. So let’s list them down.

Their Most Personal

Celebrities are showing their most intimate moments with their loved ones. The effect would vary depending on the nature of the shared picture. Pictures like the above usually garner the most positive reaction from the public.

Their Best

Celebrities can show their most glamorous side, made up like the star adulated by fans and followers.

Their Worst

Celebrities can also show their most unglamorous side probably to show that they are human as well. They also have bad hair days like us.

Their Weirdest

Celebrities can choose to make a statement with pictures or simply to be humorous in their own weird way.

Their Most Entertaining

Celebrities cam also entertain us with the experiments they do on themselves just like when Tyra Banks above was toying with the idea of having extraterrestrial features. Wonder if that was intended to start a new trend or what.



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Emmy’s worst dressed

Forget Project Runway—if you want to see the best and worst in fashion, watch awards shows like the Emmys. There are moments of absolute gorgeousness, and moments when you think: “Why the hell did she wear that?”

Here are some of the worst celeb get-ups.

Julianna Marguiles looked like she had worn either a very ugly bridesmaid’s dress or a designer’s interpretation of a light bulb. What was up with that? She looked stiff and drab—and frankly her hair didn’t help. Someone introduce her to a blowdryer.

Paz de la Huerta looks like a corpse – that makeup does nothing to show off her gorgeous skin tone. Guess she was trying to look sultry, but ended up channeling Morticia Adams (except Morticia had better hair).  And the dress? Dull, dull, dull.

Phoebe Price’s gown looked like it had been cut out of tacky curtain fabric. And the purple lace headress and sequins just make it look more and more comical.

Zooey Deschanel wears what many bloggers have been calling the Pepto Bismol prom dress.   The cute and coy outfit (and vacant expression) may work when you’re 16, but feels kind of creepy on  a 31-year-old.

Meanwhile, Ariel Winter looked twice her age (and 20 pounds heavier) in a pink lace dress.  The cleavage also seemed inappropriate for a young girl, even if she is from a “Modern Family.”

Photo credit: thedailymail.co.uk



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Zooey Deschanel, You Win, I Surrender

Zooey Deschanel

Sometimes you look at someone and you just get a weird feeling that they aren’t human. Something doesn’t seem quite right about them and Zooey is a strong case for such a thing. You look at her and you don’t find any flaws and then those big blue eyes shine out at you and you realize something. She isn’t human or alien, she is a cyborg sent here to destroy the planet.

Think about it. If she was cast as a futuristic cyborg sent to destroy mankind you would totally believe it. Arnold wasn’t believable because if you are going to create a cyborg why would you make him look like Arnold? Zooey however makes sense. You can envision scientists spending months just perfecting those eyes while the rest of her body, although great, would take a week. I think that is the true test of the capabilities of cyborgs, look at their eyes. If they seem too good to be true then you stand no chance of resisting and it would be wise to give up immediately as I have done.

I’m not saying you should be a coward, if you wish to go out in a big ball of flame then go for it. More power to you and may your legacy live on forever, but me? I’ll slave it up for Zooey and have no remorse about it at all. I’m saving mankind by saving my own ass. That is how I roll.



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Zooey Deschanel is Blonde

Zooey Deschanel

One of the breakout stars of 2009 for sure and one of those women that you are almost forced to like because there is nothing wrong with her to the naked eye. Not sure she is pulling off the blonde do, but you have to admire her ability to take a chance.

I remember when a girl I used to date went blonde and it made it her look like a starfish. How in the hell could someone start to look like a starfish? You just have to trust me on this one. I went through over 300 different animal species to try to find the right one that she looked like and the closest one I could come up with is a starfish. I was leaning towards a duckbilled platypus for a bit there, but after a while it dawned on me she was the spitting resemblance of a starfish.

Now this might make you think you now have the right to make chocolate starfish jokes. Well don’t, they are inappropriate and they have no place here. None.

Sicko.






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