When you think of model Brooke Shields, you probably think of that infamous, public battle that she had with Tom Cruise or perhaps you think of postpardom depression itself.

Either way, you more than likely don’t think of Brooke as hilarous or even that funny, but this video (see it here) by FunnyOrDie.com is going to change all that.  Quite literately, Brooke is off the damn hook.

From the folks who brought us that Will Ferrell landlord short, comes Shields’ Playground Tales.  The video stars the former model as a suburban mother who tries to dispense wisdom among the swing sets of life.

In the short, Brooke warns her daughter to “check yourself before you wreck yourself”, something I am sure we all yell to our own kids on the playground. 

Sheilds’ daughter settles down a bit, telling a playmate that her mom’s “pimp hand is way strong.”

Hil-freeking-arious.

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