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With the big move this week for David & wife Victoria Beckham to the U.S., I am beginning to wonder if this is such a good idea after all.

I mean, half the time it looks like Posh is actually some kind of she-bot controlled by the whims of her tiny little mind, but you tell me!


“Everyone keeps going on about my tits — but they’re only a 32B.”

~Victoria Beckham

Yeah right, beotch!  Those are a 32B & I’m the Prime Minister of Muggles….



While David & wifey Victoria Beckham weaved their way through London’s Heathrow airport, they turned many a head.

David, looking brightly bohemian & Victoria, looking quote Pete Doherty, could have been street performers.  I probably would drop more change into David’s hat though….







WTF?  After seeing Victoria Posh Beckham on the city streets getting prepared for the debut of her reality TV show, it looks like the wife of soccer star David Beckham is backing out of the deal.

Victoria has reportedly backed out of the reality TV show with NBC which was to cover the family’s move from the UK to the States.

According to reports, the diva soccer wife is saying that family comes before fame.   

A source was quoted as saying that “the TV series was a great launchpad for her career … but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority.”

Ummm, so, Posh can’t have her own job, I mean besides the one where she walks the streets with nipples blaring?



In a move that can only be called hilarious, Victoria Beckham’s security team punked the paparazzi pretty hard.

The paps were ready with cameras aimed when her SUV pulled up to a jewelry store only to find a blow up doll, complete with wig exiting the vehicle. 

The pap prank was actually being setup for Victoria’s new reality tv series that will air later this year.




Well, we kinda goofed up & forgot all about David Beckham’s 32nd birthday!

But never fear, we’re making up for the slip-up with a birthday pic!  To celebrate David’s big day, wife Victoria took the platinum stallion to London’s Cipriani for dinner.

The couple look fab, though I think I’m kinda done with David’s do.  What about you?

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Well, it looks like the truth has finally come out, Victoria Posh Beckham is one big meanie.  According to an NBC insider, she is arrogant & very difficult to work with.

As NBC chronicles David & wife Victoria Beckham’s move from the UK to the US, the network is finding out what a grade A bitch the woman really is.

Here’s the insider now, “We think she’s full of herself and not very nice. She’s very picky, demanding and rude. And she was mean to the assistants, too.

“She waltzes around with her icy attitude. People will walk up to her and say, ‘Welcome to America’, or, ‘Good luck with the move’, and she doesn’t even stop to talk to them.

“The show is designed to make her a star in the States, but she’s dreaming if she thinks that’s going to happen. She’s coming off as a grade-A bitch!’ It is also alleged the show’s nervous producers are worried the series will be boring and a major flop.

“No one knows what to do with her to make the show interesting – she’s so boring! Every suggestion the producers make, she rejects.”

Okay, so I have an idea for the show.  Have someone confront her about her bitchy ways & see how she reacts.  Then schedule sessions with a bitch counselor.  I think it may just work.  What do you think?

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Recently soccer star David Beckham was spotted at London’s NOBU having a nice dinner with wife Victoria Posh Beckham.

But while the newly blonde Victoria was going without, David was enjoying his meal AS WELL AS some rubbernecking stares at fellow dinner, model Kelly Killoren Bensimon. 

According to one witness, David just could not keep his eyes off the model, saying, “Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it.”

“Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything.”

And of course, a rep for the Beckhams was a little to quick to comment, “If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife.”

Yeah, right.  Checking Victoria out is like checking out a fire extinguisher, you look to make sure it’s there for emergency purposes, but other than that you never think twice about it.  Don’t you agree?

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Victoria Posh Beckham & handsome hubbypants David Beckham stepped out in London with matching dos.  And we don’t like it.

They rather remind us of The Shining twins, don’t they?  I mean, come on!  Next will we be seing a hard-nippled David walking the streets of New York City?  Well, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad….

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“I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite – dark and loud.”

~David Beckham

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America Welcomes the Beckhams with Wax

posh-spice-beckham-david-wax-1-25-07.jpgWith soccer legend 31-year-old David Beckham & his 32-year-old posh wife Victoria coming to America, the country has brought out the wax to welcome the English couple.  Waxen figures of the power couple were imported from London & unveiled Tuesday Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City.

After David signed a five-year contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team, Victoria has been searching the L.A. area over for a suitable home for their family & it doesn’t look like Lionel Richie’s home was even close.

You know, I think these wax figures of the Beckhams look a whole heck of a lot better than the real thing, don’t ya think?


Victoria Posh Beckham Passes on Lionel Richie’s House


Victoria “Posh” Beckham is doing the grunt work trying to find a new American home for herself & hubby David Beckham. 

After spending $100K on items for her boys’ new bedrooms that they don’t even have yet, Posh has been trying to decide on a suitable house.  In the beginning of her search, Victoria was kinda digging Lionel Richie’s former multimillion home, but had to pass as it was just too small for her tastes.  But not to worry, Posh already has more than 30 appointments to see larger & more grand homes in the Los Angeles area. 

Thanks to PopSugar for the images.

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