She is now wearing the shoes of Paula Abdul in American Idol, and she is not guilty about it. The erstwhile Spice Girl says that she is a spiritual person and believes that you get what is coming to you and that she believes that Paula will have something bigger and better. In the meantime, she wants to be the “nice” judge in the singing contest. How’s that gonna work?

The first round of auditions for the new season of American Idol has begun. Instead of Paula Abdul, hopefuls faced Posh Spice. Simon Cowell says that he may have bickered with Paula, but he definitely felt her absence. Contestants seem to have the same feeling. Will AI still be as big as it was without her?

Katy Perry and Posh Spice – how would you like to see them as judges in American Idol? I am still not sure how to react to Paula’s departure, but these two judges should provide entertainment at the least, shouldn’t they?

Victoria Beckham’s supposed to be this big fashion icon. But the jury’s still out on this jolly green giant costume.

Posh is very… determined. Despite her efforts at a fashion career bombing at all fronts, she’s gone ahead and launched a men’s line…which bombed too.

Listen, Posh. It’s not going to happen. Find something else to do. Fashion’s not your thing.

Ooooooh, baby! Victoria Beckham gets a good luck kiss from hubby right before her final performance as a Spice Girl. Yes, the tour’s finally over, but get your nostalgia trip from other backstage scenes.

Finally, someone who feels the same way I do about Posh’s dress sense! On Tuesday, Mr. Blackwell crowned the pouty Spice Girl as the Worst Dressed in 2007, crushing Mrs. Beckham’s hopes of being L.A’s newest fashion scion since moving to America last year with football star hubby David Beckham.

“In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty ‘Posh’ can really wreck-em”

The fashion veteran said, in his usual acidic manner.

The 2007 top 10 worst-dressed list (with Blackwell’s critiques):

10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”

9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”

8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”

7. Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula — Fashions provided by … The house of Dracula!”

6. Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”

5. Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”

4. Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

3. Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain … she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”

2. Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above … tacky polka-dots below … she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”

1. Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

Copyright 2008 Reuters.

Hot on the heels of Karl, is more Amy Winehouse gushing, this time in the guise of Posh herself. While I am admittedly not a huge fan of Victoria’s fashion style, many take this ex-Spice Girl’s fashion words as gospel truth. Heres what she said to the U.K’s Daily Mirror:

“She’s very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears – she’s so unique and original”

All grown up Katie Holmes was spotted checking out Germany’s capital city’s boutiques.

Holmes flew back to Berlin after welcoming close pals David & Vicotoria Beckham to Los Angeles.  Hubby Tom Cruise is still working on filming for the movie Valkyrie in Berlin & wants to keep Holmes close by & safe, from snatchers that might help her come to her senses…

David & wife Victoria “Posh” Beckham were spotted out & about Beverly Hills on Monday.

The trio, with 4-year-old Romeo in tow, were seen scouting out the area for a spot of lunch & some good shopping fun.  Hilariously, Victoria was also trying to give a shout out to family friend Tom Cruise, as she had her tank top embroidered with Jerry Maguire catchphrase, ”Show me the money.”

That’s just too cute, guys.

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Wow!  Now that’s what I call a proper crotch block! 

David Beckham lended a literal hand to his wife Victoria as she was getting out of their car with an always too tight dress on.  But never fear, now that crotch-blocking David is here, Posh’s sexy parts will just have to remain Victoria’s secret!

Now, how to get David out of the way & see the real goods…. 

Britney Spears, pay attention girl- this is how it’s done!

“They dress down quite a lot here, don’t they? It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in track suit bottoms and Ugg boots…I have one pair for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no.”

~Victoria “Posh” Beckham on how other women dress in Los Angeles

It looks like David Beckham & wifey Victoria were basically born for Hollywood.  They already have the interesting tatts, the cool & ever changing hair, the exposed nipples & the attitude.  Now all they need is a daily coffee run in a Bentley.  Oh wait, check that too!

Becks was spotted getting his caffeine fix on at a Los Angeles coffee shop before he headed out to his first Galaxy training session at the Home Depot center.  David drove Posh’s handsome Bentley on his 15-mile trip to Carson, California.

Pimp ride & some coffee, that’s my kind of life!

With the big move this week for David & wife Victoria Beckham to the U.S., I am beginning to wonder if this is such a good idea after all.

I mean, half the time it looks like Posh is actually some kind of she-bot controlled by the whims of her tiny little mind, but you tell me!

“Everyone keeps going on about my tits — but they’re only a 32B.”

~Victoria Beckham

Yeah right, beotch!  Those are a 32B & I’m the Prime Minister of Muggles….

While David & wifey Victoria Beckham weaved their way through London’s Heathrow airport, they turned many a head.

David, looking brightly bohemian & Victoria, looking quote Pete Doherty, could have been street performers.  I probably would drop more change into David’s hat though….

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