Ooooooh, baby! Victoria Beckham gets a good luck kiss from hubby right before her final performance as a Spice Girl. Yes, the tour’s finally over, but get your nostalgia trip from other backstage scenes.

 

Finally, someone who feels the same way I do about Posh’s dress sense! On Tuesday, Mr. Blackwell crowned the pouty Spice Girl as the Worst Dressed in 2007, crushing Mrs. Beckham’s hopes of being L.A’s newest fashion scion since moving to America last year with football star hubby David Beckham.

“In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty ‘Posh’ can really wreck-em�

The fashion veteran said, in his usual acidic manner.

The 2007 top 10 worst-dressed list (with Blackwell’s critiques):

10. Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”

9. Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”

8. Jessica Simpson: “Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She’s a global fashion curse!”

7. Avril Lavigne: “Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula — Fashions provided by … The house of Dracula!”

6. Eva Green: “Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!”

5. Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”

4. Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

3. Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain … she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”

2. Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above … tacky polka-dots below … she’s part 50’s car-hop horror.”

1. Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

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Hot on the heels of Karl, is more Amy Winehouse gushing, this time in the guise of Posh herself. While I am admittedly not a huge fan of Victoria’s fashion style, many take this ex-Spice Girl’s fashion words as gospel truth. Heres what she said to the U.K’s Daily Mirror:

“She’s very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears – she’s so unique and original”

All grown up Katie Holmes was spotted checking out Germany’s capital city’s boutiques.

Holmes flew back to Berlin after welcoming close pals David & Vicotoria Beckham to Los Angeles.  Hubby Tom Cruise is still working on filming for the movie Valkyrie in Berlin & wants to keep Holmes close by & safe, from snatchers that might help her come to her senses…

David & wife Victoria “Posh” Beckham were spotted out & about Beverly Hills on Monday.

The trio, with 4-year-old Romeo in tow, were seen scouting out the area for a spot of lunch & some good shopping fun.  Hilariously, Victoria was also trying to give a shout out to family friend Tom Cruise, as she had her tank top embroidered with Jerry Maguire catchphrase, ”Show me the money.”

That’s just too cute, guys.

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Wow!  Now that’s what I call a proper crotch block! 

David Beckham lended a literal hand to his wife Victoria as she was getting out of their car with an always too tight dress on.  But never fear, now that crotch-blocking David is here, Posh’s sexy parts will just have to remain Victoria’s secret!

Now, how to get David out of the way & see the real goods…. 

Britney Spears, pay attention girl- this is how it’s done!

“They dress down quite a lot here, don’t they? It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in track suit bottoms and Ugg boots…I have one pair for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no.”

~Victoria “Posh” Beckham on how other women dress in Los Angeles

It looks like David Beckham & wifey Victoria were basically born for Hollywood.  They already have the interesting tatts, the cool & ever changing hair, the exposed nipples & the attitude.  Now all they need is a daily coffee run in a Bentley.  Oh wait, check that too!

Becks was spotted getting his caffeine fix on at a Los Angeles coffee shop before he headed out to his first Galaxy training session at the Home Depot center.  David drove Posh’s handsome Bentley on his 15-mile trip to Carson, California.

Pimp ride & some coffee, that’s my kind of life!

With the big move this week for David & wife Victoria Beckham to the U.S., I am beginning to wonder if this is such a good idea after all.

I mean, half the time it looks like Posh is actually some kind of she-bot controlled by the whims of her tiny little mind, but you tell me!

“Everyone keeps going on about my tits — but they’re only a 32B.”

~Victoria Beckham

Yeah right, beotch!  Those are a 32B & I’m the Prime Minister of Muggles….

While David & wifey Victoria Beckham weaved their way through London’s Heathrow airport, they turned many a head.

David, looking brightly bohemian & Victoria, looking quote Pete Doherty, could have been street performers.  I probably would drop more change into David’s hat though….

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WTF?  After seeing Victoria Posh Beckham on the city streets getting prepared for the debut of her reality TV show, it looks like the wife of soccer star David Beckham is backing out of the deal.

Victoria has reportedly backed out of the reality TV show with NBC which was to cover the family’s move from the UK to the States.

According to reports, the diva soccer wife is saying that family comes before fame.   

A source was quoted as saying that “the TV series was a great launchpad for her career … but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority.”

Ummm, so, Posh can’t have her own job, I mean besides the one where she walks the streets with nipples blaring?

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In a move that can only be called hilarious, Victoria Beckham’s security team punked the paparazzi pretty hard.

The paps were ready with cameras aimed when her SUV pulled up to a jewelry store only to find a blow up doll, complete with wig exiting the vehicle. 

The pap prank was actually being setup for Victoria’s new reality tv series that will air later this year.

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Well, we kinda goofed up & forgot all about David Beckham’s 32nd birthday!

But never fear, we’re making up for the slip-up with a birthday pic!  To celebrate David’s big day, wife Victoria took the platinum stallion to London’s Cipriani for dinner.

The couple look fab, though I think I’m kinda done with David’s do.  What about you?

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Well, it looks like the truth has finally come out, Victoria Posh Beckham is one big meanie.  According to an NBC insider, she is arrogant & very difficult to work with.

As NBC chronicles David & wife Victoria Beckham’s move from the UK to the US, the network is finding out what a grade A bitch the woman really is.

Here’s the insider now, “We think she’s full of herself and not very nice. She’s very picky, demanding and rude. And she was mean to the assistants, too.

“She waltzes around with her icy attitude. People will walk up to her and say, ‘Welcome to America’, or, ‘Good luck with the move’, and she doesn’t even stop to talk to them.

“The show is designed to make her a star in the States, but she’s dreaming if she thinks that’s going to happen. She’s coming off as a grade-A bitch!’ It is also alleged the show’s nervous producers are worried the series will be boring and a major flop.

“No one knows what to do with her to make the show interesting - she’s so boring! Every suggestion the producers make, she rejects.”

Okay, so I have an idea for the show.  Have someone confront her about her bitchy ways & see how she reacts.  Then schedule sessions with a bitch counselor.  I think it may just work.  What do you think?

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Recently soccer star David Beckham was spotted at London’s NOBU having a nice dinner with wife Victoria Posh Beckham.

But while the newly blonde Victoria was going without, David was enjoying his meal AS WELL AS some rubbernecking stares at fellow dinner, model Kelly Killoren Bensimon. 

According to one witness, David just could not keep his eyes off the model, saying, ”Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it.”

“Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything.”

And of course, a rep for the Beckhams was a little to quick to comment, ”If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife.”

Yeah, right.  Checking Victoria out is like checking out a fire extinguisher, you look to make sure it’s there for emergency purposes, but other than that you never think twice about it.  Don’t you agree?

Image from Photorazzi

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