“You don’t have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don’t have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don’t have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise”

Exclaimed Will Smith who has been increasingly rumored to be a Scientologist.

“I am a Christian, I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths.” He insisted after a magazine reported that he was allegedly more active with the contoversial “religion”

Amen to that. It would be such a shame if Will became as annoyingly weird as the TomKat.

Enough with the sad Hollywood tales of drug overdoses and nervous breakdowns.

Let’s look at the glamorous and fun side of the celebrity scene — and no one does glamour better than these people. Madonna (remember when we thought she was a bad girl? she looks lke Mother Teresa compared to Britney) threw a star studded benefit for UNICEF, co-sponsored by Gucci. Next to here are the power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and Madonna’s now 11 year old daughter, Lourdes. Rosie O’Donnell’s there, too — though she won’t be touching the alcohol; she says she’s quit drinking.

All this buzz about Tom Cruise for President. Not such a bad idea — his smile may just ease the diplomatic mess created by the Bush administration, though he just has to stop jumping up and down couches to be taken seriously by the G7.  Katie would make the cutest First Lady since the young Jackie O, complete with the hint of disturbing family secrets. (The Church of Scientology being only slightly less foreboding than the Mafia.)

Looking distinctly German, Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes were spotted enjoying a long digger at Vietnamese restaurant Si An.

The couple & baby Suri are currently in Berlin, awaiting Cruise’s new movie Valkyrie to wrap up.

You know, I can’t help but say this, even though the aliens are going to come down & take my soul once I do, Tom doesn’t look so horrible in this picture, does he?  More like a respectable German boy you would bring back to mom….

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Guess who’s lining up to be the newest young celebrity star?  Suri Cruise!  Yep, Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise’s baby girl is apparently ready for a modeling career at the ripe old age of one.

As rumor has it, the youngest Cruise is slated to become the next face of Baby Gap.  To be honest, I can’t wait to see the first ads ’cause Suri looks like such a cutie; but it’s another destructive child star in the making, is it not?

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Besides probably teaching the young tot all about the ins & out of Scientology, daddy Tom Cruise & mama Katie Holmes were seen trying to teach baby Suri to get used to the water.

The power trio were spotted off the coast of Sardinia, Italy dunking little Suri into the waves.  I don’t know about you, but Suri rather looks a little surly. 

All grown up Katie Holmes was spotted checking out Germany’s capital city’s boutiques.

Holmes flew back to Berlin after welcoming close pals David & Vicotoria Beckham to Los Angeles.  Hubby Tom Cruise is still working on filming for the movie Valkyrie in Berlin & wants to keep Holmes close by & safe, from snatchers that might help her come to her senses…

David & wife Victoria “Posh” Beckham were spotted out & about Beverly Hills on Monday.

The trio, with 4-year-old Romeo in tow, were seen scouting out the area for a spot of lunch & some good shopping fun.  Hilariously, Victoria was also trying to give a shout out to family friend Tom Cruise, as she had her tank top embroidered with Jerry Maguire catchphrase, ”Show me the money.”

That’s just too cute, guys.

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Mom/wife/actress/Scientologist Katie Holmes was spotted walking the red carpet for the New York premiere of Hairspray on Monday.

Holmes made a surprise appearance at the Ziegfeld Theatre in a sexy black mini dress.  The 28-year-old star came to support the entire cast of the film, but most especially fellow Scientologist John Travolta.

Although Katie looked fabulous at the event, I can’t help but try to peer into her eyes for some glimmer of happiness.  You tell me.

Wow!  Hasn’t adorable Suri Cruise just turned into the cutest of celeb kids?

Even with parents like robomom Katie Holmes & Scientologist Tom Cruise, Suri has managed to beat all odd with her apple-cheeked sweetness. 

Suri & family were recently spotted in Germany where daddy Tom is filming scenes for his Hitler assassin film, Valkayrie. 

I think I found something else to love about the fair country of Germany, they too also hate Scientologist Tom Cruise.  Well, I guess hate is a strong word, maybe just a very strong dislike.

Anyhoo, apparently Cruise was set to star in a movie about a plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler, but it appears as if Germany is not allowing the directors to film at military sites due to Tom being a Scientologist.  Knew that was going to get him into trouble one day…

Germany does not recognize the Church of Scientology because they feel it’s really just a sneaky way of getting money out of folks, and I’m not sure that they’re that far away from the truth. 

A German military spokesman stated that the directors “will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult”.

Well, Tom, it looks like you’ve finally met your match, Germany.

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According to reports, Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes plan on getting pregnant again pretty soon.  After Katie gave birth to baby Suri, the Hollywood couple was hooked.

Life & Style is reporting that TomKat will be moving into their new $35 million mansion in June & will be turning one of the seven bedrooms into a nursery.  Gaw!  And Katie just hustled to get that baby weight off!

When you think of model Brooke Shields, you probably think of that infamous, public battle that she had with Tom Cruise or perhaps you think of postpardom depression itself.

Either way, you more than likely don’t think of Brooke as hilarous or even that funny, but this video (see it here) by FunnyOrDie.com is going to change all that.  Quite literately, Brooke is off the damn hook.

From the folks who brought us that Will Ferrell landlord short, comes Shields’ Playground Tales.  The video stars the former model as a suburban mother who tries to dispense wisdom among the swing sets of life.

In the short, Brooke warns her daughter to “check yourself before you wreck yourself”, something I am sure we all yell to our own kids on the playground. 

Sheilds’ daughter settles down a bit, telling a playmate that her mom’s “pimp hand is way strong.”

Hil-freeking-arious.

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As rumors abound about Katie Holmes being trapped in a marriage to Tom Cruise, friends of the couple are stepping up to reveal what’s what.

Jada Pinkett Smith, recently gave PEOPLE the lowdown, saying that Katie is no prisoner, “It burns my soul – I see her in the house with Tom; he doesn’t have that on her! It kills me. ‘Tom’s this monster and he’s got her chained up in the basement and he’s forcing Scientology down her throat’ – it’s bulls—. Let me tell you: Kate ain’t no little wimpy kitty cat. It’s not that ballgame. For real.”

Well, if Jada said it, maybe I can swallow it…  What do you think?

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Sweetiepie Katie Holmes has recently taken a break from her crazypants man Tom Cruise & begun filming a movie, about damn time if you ask me.

Holmes met back up with Cruise in New York City earlier this week for a private dinner that was aiming to raise money for a “Detoxification Project”.  The project, as it were, is based on the principles of Scientology & will offer free treatment to workers who suffer breathing problems due to toxin exposure at Ground Zero.

Sounds like Tom has a soft spot, or does he?  I have a sneaking suspicion that this so-called “Detoxification Project” is just a cover for more spreading of the so-called religion Scientology & that really and truly TomKat are aliens at heart.  I’m really just taking a shot in the dark on this one, but if the Enquirer can do it, so can we.

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It looks like overprotective hubby Tom Cruise actually let Katie Holmes out of the house for a spell.  TomKat, along with baby Suri, were spotted at adopted son Conner’s basketball game at Beverly Hills High School.
 
Katie looks like she’s trying to make a Yoko Ono face, Suri is working it for the gentleman in front of her & Tom is probably thinking about how best to convert everyone to Scientology.  All in all, a normal TomKat outing I would say.

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You know, if these pregnancy rumors are true then football quarterback Tom Brady has one potent sperm bank in there.

With Tom’s ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan already four months pregnant with a Tom Brady superbaby, it also looks like new girlfriend Gisele Bundchen might have the same luck as well.

The rumor on the street is that after the new couple of Brady & Bundchen found out they were pregs as well, the duo decided to go on a European vacation through Rome, Milan & Paris before heading out to Brazil last week to meet the Victoria’s Secret model’s parents.  Actually, that does sound kinda heavy, meeting the parents & all.

Reps for not Brady & Bundchen have said they will not comment on the matter.  Ooo lala, sounds like Brady’s a sure bet in at least one department!

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I’m fairly certain this news has to be bunk, but according to TMZ Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes might be expanding their family sometime soon, or maybe they’re just hoping for an L. Ron Hubbard reincarnation to occur.  Who knows with these damn Scientologists?

Well, TMZ is reporting that a Cruise & Holmes team member visited the trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, revealing that the couple was looking for four separate “scenarios” for a baby boy’s nursery.  Maybe the hot Hollywood couple is planning on adopting soon? 

The team TomKat pal was overheard saying, “We want to be prepared for a baby boy.”

The themes the insider walked away with were sports, nursery rhymes, cartoon & the color blue.  Kinda boring if you ask me. 

Reportedly  Petit Tresor was given a deadline of April 15, just three days before baby Suri’s first birthday, to come up with the respective designs for each scenario.  Truly odd indeed.  Maybe Cruise & Holmes are just going on a Vietnamese shopping trip soon & plan to pick up a baby on the way home, Jolie-Pitt style.

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First things first, check out this video of Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise getting their freak on here. 

Wow, right?  How awkward can two Scientologists be, eh?  The whole time I was watching this hilarious video, my inside self said, “Look away!  Look away!”

This fabulous footage was taken at the Market America pre-Super Bowl party which besides featuring TomKat getting their freak on, also featured performances by pals Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez. 

It is rumored by Hollyscoop that TomKat even started “dancing on tables” & “freaking each other” while the likes of  Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Andy Roddick, Kid Rock, Matt Leinhart, Scarlett Johansson, John Legend, Maria Menounos & Jeremy Piven just looked on.  So maybe that’s what was going on in that picture with Nick, Vanessa & Fergie.  It make so much more sense now!

Silly TomKat, don’t you know that freaking just isn’t fit for white people like you, especially in public?!

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