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George and Stacy get cozy in Toronto

Posted by MoJoe as Celebrities, George Clooney, Stacy Keibler at 12:54 PM UTC on Sep, 12 2011

George Clooney may just be ready to settle down with Stacy Keibler… NOT. He did take her to the Toronto Film Festival, where he was promoting his new film. In the Clooney Meter that’s the equivalent of taking a girl home to meet his mother.

But even Clooney and Keibler did look “a little cozy” the two weren’t exactly glued at the hip. He refused to have any pictures taken together, prefering to pose with Bono instead. Guess we know what his priorities are.

The man’s got serious commitment issues, which most women seem happy to accept because he is, after all, George Clooney. Still, the man’s got to watch what he’s doing. You don’t mess with a professional wrestler. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned–and, unlike Elisabetta Canalis, she doesn’t seem to be the type who’ll try to win him back with eggplant parmigiana and slow-simmered pasta sauces.

We’ll see if Stacy Keibler’s “weapons of mass seduction” as (Dancing with the Stars calls it) work, or if she will eventually be just a blip on the blog archives of the women of George Clooney.

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Stacy Kiebler should be more famous

Posted by MrAlmostWrong as Stacy Keibler at 4:28 PM UTC on Jan, 06 2010

I mean what can I say about Stacy Keibler that hasn’t been said before? Probably anything because nothing is ever said about her. She was a WWE wrestler then became really famous on Dancing With the Stars and now she just walks around looking good. People probably pay her just for that. Could you imagine walking the streets and people paying you simply because you look good.

Would that type of career make you half of a hooker? I mean you are walking the streets and accepting payments, but you aren’t doing anything sexually to the person that is paying you. I might have to give it a shot one day, of course that would require me looking good and walking around and how often does that happen? I don’t keep a tight figure like I used to when I was 10 years old, but I figure if I went on an all kiwi diet I would be straight.

Kiwis are very good for you and allow you to look your best at night time. That is because they help you grow back hair and at night when the moon shines against your back hairs it looks like sparkles. You could almost be mistaken for a vampire in Twilight.

If you are wondering if sometimes my own thoughts scare me then you would be correct that they do. I haven’t slept in 8 years because my thoughts only stop working when I die and I haven’t done that in 8 years…coincidence? I think not.