One photo has Scarlett checking out the reflection of her butt in the mirrror. The second is her, on the bed, recording her very ample bosom. Scarlett’s asked the FBI to find out who did this—meanwhile, her loyal fans are trying to do their part in their investigations by taking a very long (and leering) look at the snapshots. (All in the name of science, of course.)

The big question is if the photos are real or photoshopped. For example, the photo of Scarlett on the bed seems to have an odd line right above her collarbone. Is it a necklace? A shadow? A really weird wrinkle? Or is it a sign of really sloppy photo editing?

In any case, Scarlett’s not the first star who’s struggled with digital security issues. Aside from Natalie Portman and Dianne Agron, Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba have comlained that their email accounts have also ben hacked.

Makes you wonder if Hollywood celebs should stick to traditional ways of communicating. Smoke signals, anyone?

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Most actors-turned-Broadway-stars cannot handle the stage. It’s a reality that theater critics have to deal with. Theater and musical producers usually employ a known Hollywood celebrity for one purpose—to sell more tickets. But do they do a good job? Not really (hello, Ashlee).

When I heard thumbs-up reviews for Scarlett Johansson’s A View From The Bridge, I was pleasantly surprised. If you believe the critics' reviews, then Scarlett’s acting skills helped bring justice to Arthur Miller’s drama.

Scarlett on opening night. She plays 17-year-old orphan Catherine, with whom her uncle is obsessed.

“It is the siren call of Catherine’s beauty that drives what Miller intended as a twentieth century American update of an ancient Greek tragedy, the story of a man who loves his niece in the wrong way, and it is the lure of Scarlett Johansson on the stage that makes A View From The Bridge worth seeing,” wrote theater critic Jonathan Mandel.

Good job, Scarlett!

…for a good cause. To help the victims of Haiti, the 25-year-old actress is auctioning herself—or to be more specific, she is auctioning off the chance for four people (and no, you don’t necessarily have to be a guy!) to meet her at the opening night of her new Broadway play, A View from the Bridge, on January 24 at the Cort Theatre in New York City.

I kid you not! Check out the official eBay entry here.

It's very simple; the winner of the charity auction gets four tickets, so he/she can bring three other people to meet Scarlett. According to Yahoo!, the proceeds will go straight to Oxfam's Haiti Earthquake Response Fund.

Last time I checked, the bid was at $2,225. Do I hear a $2,250? Do I hear a $2,300? Going once, going twice…

Last time we saw Scarlett she was glaming it up for Harper's Bazaar and wasn't looking half bad. During that time I spoke about how I just don't have an attraction to her face. I can't help it and it makes me question my own sexuality because apparently the rest of the world thinks she is the hotsauce on the cream cheese.

Maybe you can help me here and tell me what makes her hot on Twitter by hitting us up at @celebrific because I'm just at a loss with this one. Usually I go along with the popular vote, but she completely baffles me. By no means do I think she is ugly, but I don't see her as the sex goddess that others see her as. I think it has more to do with the jugs she carries around and her breasts. Get it? I made you think jugs were breasts, but used the other definition of jugs to fool you and bam it made the whole thing funny.

Okay, maybe it didn't make any sense at all, but it certainly brought a chuckle to my face. My face chuckles, not my mouth though. I think it is all in the eyes.

I can't wiggle my ears either.

In fact let me find one of her classic acting clips to show you her skills…better yet, let me show you her singing skills!

The picture was taken during the benefit for the Michael J. Fox Foundation to find a cure for Parkinson’s Disease.

Congratulations to Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds! The two got married this weekend, in a quiet wedding in the Canadian wilderness.

Stella McCartney is hoping to design Scarlett Johannsen’s wedding dress. Her concept? “Latex! Latex for Scarlett!” Uhm, whatever happened to white lace?

Scarlett Johannson proudly shows off her ring. She recently announced her engagement to longtime Ryan Reynolds.

Scarlett Johansson is auctioning tickets to her movie premiere, He’s Just Not That Into You. Just head for eBay and start bidding…fast.

This is Scarlett’s way of giving back to the community. Proceeds will go to Oxfam, an international relief organization. Although we’re willing to bet that whoever bids isn’t doing it for a chance to feed hungry children.

Last day of bidding is March 12.

Actress & hottie Penélope Cruz is packing up & heading across the Atlantic to join Scarlett Johansson in Spain for the as of yet unnamed Woody Allen film.

Cruz was spotted leaving the Hotel Plaza Atheénée in Paris Wednesday & getting ready to fly out to Spain.  I’m not sure I’m going to be able to control myself when I finally do sit down to this upcoming movie, what with such hottness as Penelope & Scarlett acting in it.  Might need to have some kind of emergency medical support on hand, just in case.

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Sexy little thing Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds have been linked together for some time now, except the hot item has managed to stay clear of the paparazzi pretty darn well. 

But it looks like the insiders are starting to open up as the couple were spotted getting cozy at Troubadour Monday night.

According to a source the two were quite quick to find each other even though they arrived at the club separately, saying, “In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other.”

“He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”

Awwww, how sweet, Ryan.

“I look at a guy and think he has such a cute nose or such nice eyes, but there isn’t one feature I look for in a guy. One thing that I look for that isn’t physical is a healthy confidence.”

If somebody is confident in a way that you would admire – being strong, funny – that can make someone that you might not initially be attracted to more attractive.”

~Scarlett Johansson

Johansson & Reynolds were spotted this past weekend in NYC getting close & personal.  On Saturday night, the duo were seen closing down the Manhattan restaurant Odeon.

“They were in a good mood,” one insider revealed.

“They were definitely holding hands.  They were a cute couple,” a witness stated.

Reynolds, who just ended his engagement to singer Alanis Morissette in February, is the perfect accouterment for sexy Johansson & I can’t wait to see where they go from here!

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Scarlett Johansson is such a tease, isn’t she?  With her plump girly pillows always exposed we’re usually just seconds from lift-off, but we never get the whole naked & nude show.  And it might be for good….

Here’s the scoop:

Scarlett Johansson is insisting on a no-nudity clause in all her movie contracts. The curvaceous 22-year-old is determined to be seen as a serious actress and now won’t commit to any role without the clause.

A source is quoted by Britain’s Daily Express newspaper as saying: “Scarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to set out where her career as an actress takes her in the future. She doesn’t want to fall into being too controversial or too trashy so nude scenes are out for now.”

Wowey wow wow.  Now, that is not a good lead-in to a good weekend, now is it?  Well, maybe the starlet Scarlett will realize what a good opportunity she is missing by not taking her clothes off for us.  Yes, I am sure she will soon come to this conclusion.  It only makes sense.

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Scarlett Johansson is now an idiot in my book. I know the actress has said in the past that she doesn’t like her face, which is pretty odd anyway, but now the woman has gone so far as to say that she looks like a boy. Man alive, when is this damn woman going to come to terms with the fact that she looks better than the rest of us, because we have already started the healing process on that truth.

In this Sunday’s PARADE, Scarlett is looking lovelier than ever, but after you ready the article you are left scratching your head & hating Johansson even more than you did to start with. Here’s the scoop:

On Scarlett Being a Responsible Woman:

“I’m very responsible when I’m working. I’ve just been doing it for a long time, and I’m not the kind of person who is going to show up to work three hours late, or maybe not come at all. That’s just not who I am. That just has to do with the fact that I understand that everybody else comes to work, and we would all like to get an extra four hours of sleep, but what can you do?”…“But [outside of work] I don’t really have any responsibility right now. It’s not like I have kids. I’m not raising a younger sibling. I’m not supporting anybody financially. But at the same time, I can take care of myself. My mother may disagree. Of course, moms always do: [imitates her mother] “My baby, you’re just a child….”

Here it is: On Looking Like a Boy:

“I don’t think my features are entirely feminine. Yes, I have full lips and obviously I have no facial hair. But…take somebody like Penelope Cruz. She’s so feminine. Think about it. She has, like, long eyelashes, and to me she just looks very feminine. When I wake up in the morning and I have no makeup on, like right now, I think I look like a young boy.”

Wow. Bold statements from the Johansson. Bold looney statements. Is she referring to someone else named Scarlett? She must be! Or maybe seeing Scarlett without all that makeup & picture touch-up is truly a scarey thing. We can only hope…

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How do you make a Scarlett Johansson hasty pudding sandwich?  Why, just add two male Harvard students dressed in drag at either end!  Duh!

Johansson was spotted as she joined in her very own parade Thursday as the queen of Harvard University.  Scarlett was presented the infamous Hasty Pudding Award & now joins the likes of Ben Stiller as this year’s performers who have made a ”lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment.”

I’m assuming they mean her pretty pillowy breasts & not her acting.

Thanks to People for the delectable image.

And Scarlett Johansson wouldn’t miss it for the world, it would seem.  Johansson has no ties to the music industry, besides thinking that she can sing & being involved with that Justin Timberlake “What Goes Around Comes Around” music video, but Scarlett light up the red carpet just the same in an astonishingly hot little black dress.

Johansson was spotted at the Cathedral attending Warner Music’s after party, where the star more than likely hooked up with new flame Timberlake.

Thanks to WireImage for the picture.

On Being Curvy:

I’m curvy — I’m never going to be 5’11′ and 120 pounds,” she tells the mag. “But I feel lucky to have what I’ve got.”

On Telling All:

“I can’t stand those articles where people spill their life story. After a while I feel like I know more about them than their best friend does — and that’s weird. It’s better when you don’t know everything.”

That’s so true. I feel like I know Lindsay Lohan’s breasts better than she does, I see them popping out of her shirt all the damn time.

On Her Career:

“Do I ever get nervous about this, right now, being the pinnacle of my career? Yeah, I do. At the end of (filming) every movie I think, `Wow — this is the last one! Nice working with you.’”

On Marriage:

“Of course I want to get married, but I’m way too young,” she says. “I’m not ready to sacrifice a lot of things in my lifestyle just to have an engagement ring.”

Scarlett & fellow actor Josh Harnett have been together for a while now, sharing that oh-so-insulated apartment together.

On Trading Jobs with George W:

“Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.”

I’m sure you could, Scarlett. I’m sure you could. Does it, I daresay, have anything to do with a cigar?