With the news of not only one but TWO Kate Moss & Pete Doherty celebrity sex tapes possibly being released, I started to wonder, would I actually watch one of them?

I mean, Kate’s certainly hot enough to justify a few moments of sexy hotness, but I think I might actually gag if I saw Pete’s uglies bumping up next to Moss.  You tell me. 

While David & wifey Victoria Beckham weaved their way through London’s Heathrow airport, they turned many a head.

David, looking brightly bohemian & Victoria, looking quote Pete Doherty, could have been street performers.  I probably would drop more change into David’s hat though….

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Kate Moss’ fiance Pete Doherty is admitting himself into rehab once again.  What, isn’t this like the 12898y40858 time? 

The Babyshambles singer has checked into Midlands Rehab Clinic to wean himself off heroin once again.  Pete plans on getting a pellet of the drug inserted underneath the skin of his tummy, which doesn’t lack mass, to ease himself off the drug.

“Pete did go out on a bender last week, but he has reduced his intake massively and he hopes the new implant will help him quit for good,” a pal stated.

Well, here’s hoping this next go-round is the one that cures the damn boy.  But we’re certainly not holding out any hope.

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Supermodel Kate Moss & superfreak beau Pete Doherty have finally put some damn confirmation into their rumored engagement, which is more like a rumored engagment if you ask me.

At a recent Babyshambles concert, Pete dedicated a song to his ladyfriend Kate, his new fiancee.

The concert in east London’s Hackney Empire saw Pete yell, “I am dedicating this song…”   And this is where the crowd erupted replying, “Kate!  Kate!”  before Pete got a chance to finish his sentence.

But Doherty was able to get out the words, “Yes, to my beautiful fiancee,” before he wrestled a song out of his lungs.

God, if this doesn’t spell disaster, I don’t know what does!

You tell me, is a Kate Moss & Pete Doherty really a good idea?

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Kate Moss & junkie beau Pete Doherty were spotted over the weekend taking a helicopter ride.

Moss decided to celebrate Doherty’s 28th birthday with a ride in a helicopter & a nice, romantic picnic afterwards. “Picnic” is probably junkie code for, “I got you some clean stuff this year!”

Moss & Doherty were both sporting rings on their wedding fingers, fueling the speculation about the real status of their relationship.

Aww, well, that was sweet. A helicopter ride & picnic on his 28th birthday. Pete is a lucky man to have a clean & sometimes sober Kate Moss to look after his sorry ass. I wonder if this couple really is married…..

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There are so many of these damn drug possession charges under Pete’s nasty belt that it’s hard to keep up, but this one is basically a review of his efforts in staying off drugs & trying to lead an every day, Englishman’s life.

After the review, District Judge Jane McIvor revealed that she is at least “optimistic” over Pete’s progress.

“This is more optimistic but we cannot take the pressure off. It takes day-to-day effort,” McIvor was quoted as saying.

Pete says that he’s enjoying being more coherent, saying, “It’s like she said, really it’s just time. For the first time I am actually turning up for appointments in a coherent state. For them, it’s a big step. It’s just a really positive time for me at the moment.”

Wow.  Well, good for Pete.  We look forward to the next time he gets busted with crack possession.

You tell me- Is Pete Doherty off the sauce forever?

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