He doesn’t want to be just a guest judge a la Victoria Beckham or Katy Perry. Perez Hilton wants to be the next American Idol judge (insert hand-clapping SFX here)! There will be an empty seat after this season, with Simon Cowell’s resignation as the iconic judge. Among all the names vying for the job, it seems like Perez Hilton is gaining a huge following.

“The campaign is gaining momentum!” Perez wrote on his website this week. His friends at Funny Or Die even helped him create this campaign video. “America needs something new—me as the next judge on American Idol!” he said in the hilarious video. “My track record for judging others is unmatched, plus I have all the qualities of past and present judges!”

Now where do I get a bumper sticker?

Perez Hilton struck a raw nerve – a very raw one – with Demi Moore when s/he linked to some photos of Tallulah Willis on Twitter. The photos showed some sexy angles of the 15-year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, ruffling the mother hen’s feathers. She lashed out at the celebrity blogger, saying:

“Anyone who advertises follows or supports Perez supports violating child pornography laws! Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child’s “boobs & a**” while providing photos?”

After the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted by will.i.am. The celebrity blogger tweeted “I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the Soho Metropolitan Hotel now. Please” around 3 in the morning. This was followed up by another tweet “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.” The manager of the group has been ordered to appear in court.