Paris Hilton, the Surfer Girl

Can anyone take socialite Paris Hilton seriously in this hilarious picture?  I mean, come on, shiny black pair of stilettos, leopard print swimsuit with puppy in suit to match.  And to top off the ridiculous cake, Paris is apparently trying to put a pink surfboard in the back seat of her Bentley. Seems like if anyone needs help […]

Paris Hilton Looks Like Her Dog

It’s amazing how some folks can look like their pets without even trying. Here, Paris Hilton was spotted casually sticking out her tongue on the beach near her Malibu home.  I guess the heiress was trying to speak teacup?  My god, all that money growing up & this is what you get?  Jeez, I would have thought […]

Paris Hilton Can’t Get Enough of Herself

Hrmmm, I think I might need a t-shirt with my own mug on it, so folks know I mean business, serious business.  Ex-con & socialite Paris Hilton was spotted Tuesday sporting a tee with her own face gracing the front, apparently the lady just can’t get enough of herself. Hilton was seen leaving the Ole […]

Daily Dose of Zen: Paris Hilton Gets to Shopping

Back from Hawaii & after a post that told her fans the wise thing to do on July 4th was to not drink & drive, Paris Hilton gets to her shopping. Hilton was spotted with her sister Nicky on Tuesday for a bit of post-jail shopping.  The Hiltons hit Fred Segal in Santa Monica & […]

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo Celebrity Sex Tape?

Now that would be juicy beyond belief!  A Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo celebrity sex tape would blow any other sex tapes out of the water this year! And according to TMZ, it might actually exist!  Apparently the couple were having some hard core sex in a Jacuzzi in Mexico & a source is revealing […]

You Tell Me: Will Britney Spears & Mom Lynne Make Up?

As you can see, Britney Spears was spotted pulling a Paris Hilton this weekend & was checking out a Chihuahua puppy at a Los Angeles pet store.  If you can’t take care of two kids, Brit, don’t think you have an ounce of time for the pup… Recently, Britney made a statement that she was […]

Daily Dose of Zen: Denise Richards Hits the Beach with Toddler Lola

It’s summertime for us & the stars.  While I’m not likely to be able to afford Maui with Paris Hilton, maybe I can scrape together some Malibu funds. Newly single Denise Richards was spotted Wednesday soaking up the rays with 2-year-old daughter Lola on the beaches of Malibu.  You know, whenever I see a pic […]

Paris Hilton Relaxes in Maui

Unlike many released jailbirds, privileged incognito Paris Hilton arrived in Maui Friday afternoon. After an hour of “work” with Larry King, Hilton flew off to the tropical location to get away from it all.  Looks like Paris & Britney Spears are still pals, as that wig looks like it came right out of the Spears wig collection…. {Source}

Paris Hilton Is Free at Last

After a 23-day jail stint, hotel heiress Paris Hilton is finally free to eat at her favorite Taco Bell any time she chooses, which is what she was craving when she exited Lynwood jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. Hilton left prison after losing nearly ten pounds during her stay, but I’m sure Taco Bell can help her get past […]

Visiting Day for Paris Hilton

Jailbird socialite Paris Hilton was able to visit with her parents Tuesday afternoon.  Rick & Kathy Hilton came a-calling yesterday amid a sea of paparazzi & enjoyed a 30-minute visit with their daughter between bullet-proof glass.  “She’s weepy,” daddy Rick revealed, “but she’s doing the best she can. It’s hard, but she’s hanging in there.” Upon leaving the Twin Towers, mama […]

Quote of the Day: Reverend Al Sharpton on Paris Hilton

“I told him what prompted this is the feeling that … there is an unfairness in how reassignment and early releases have been meted out.” ~Reverend Al Sharpton on Paris Hilton’s early release from her first jail experience

Paris Hilton Afflicted By A.D.D.

So, we’ve finally all learned what the heck has been causing Paris Hilton to receive special treatment during her jail stays, freeking Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD for shortsies. Apparently Hilton’s case causes her to suffer bouts of claustrophobia, not such a positive thing for jailbids, as well as panic attacks.  Although Paris is taking Adderall […]

Paris Hilton’s Jail Sentence, Take Two

Poor Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress thought she had it made in the shade when she was released from jail early last week.  But the princess is back in jail where her condition is monitored 24/7 at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in L.A. Hilton hasn’t been alone, though, sister Nicky dropped by to see her jailbird sibling as well as on again off again beau Stavros […]

Daily Dose of Zen: Paris Hilton’s Early Release from Jail

Well, a lot happened yesterday while I was being felt-up at the doctor’s office.  It looks like Paris Hilton’s charms have apparently worked on someone as the princess was released from jail early on Thursday & placed under house arrest due to” psychological reasons.”  Yeah, how ’bout she was driving everyone crazy?! After serving just three little […]

Paris Hilton’s Jail Saga, Day Two

Well, it looks like the tide may have turned for our little jalbird Paris Hilton.  Despite her somewhat brave attitude on her first day in jail, Paris seems now scared. On Tuesday, Paris is reported to have been heard crying on the phone & saying that she’s not sleeping well or eating.  Hilton also revealed that her cell […]

Paris Hilton’s Dummy Jails It Up

Will the real Paris Hilton please step forward?  While our true Paris is living it up in a small jail cell, her wax version is jailing it up old school. Madame Tussaud’s in New York got in the spirits of things & added a nice, new & fitting wardrobe for Paris’ dummy.  I wonder if she’s wearing undies…. {Source}