If you ask me, it looks as if Pirates actor Orlando Bloom is aiming for a porn career these days.

Is it just me or is Orlando looking a bit like the infamous John Holmes?

Actress Kate Hudson was spotted with a topless, & possibly gone commando, Dax Shepard Saturday night.

At first glance it looks like all Dax wants to wear out in public is a pair of low-riding jeans, but it appears as if sweetiepie Dax has given Kate his t-shirt so she can hide from the paparazzi.  Kate should have done a better job, if you ask me!

The kind gent & Hudson were seen leaving Malibu restaurant Nobu & heading out to a black convertible where they drove off into the night.

Maybe a chick will give someone like Orlando Bloom her shirt so he can hide from the paps….We can only hope.

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To be honest, I’ve never been a huge Orlando Bloom fan.  I mean, I know you’re going to hang me for this one, but it’s just the plain truth.

And now with this new porn-stache look, I just dunno about the Bloom.  You tell me!

Did you wake up this Monday morning knowing it was special somehow?  Well, now you know why! 

Keira Knightley has apparently been depicted in a new hard-corn porn comic which shows Knightley having sex with her Pirates of the Caribbean costars Johnny Depp & Orlando Bloom. 

According to a report in the UK’s Sun, the comic was printed by Sinful Comics in the U.S. of A.  The comic features a very sexy Keira being seduced by likewise sexy Johnny & Orlando.  Disney, who is the company behind the Pirates movies, is reportedly furious & plans on taking legal action, right after they finish “reading” the issue themselves I’m sure.

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Hollywood hottie Orlando Bloom was spotted this weekend doing a little bit of marking.  Taking a break from surfing, Bloom decided to relieve himself on some nearby rocks, with the  paparazzi present.  What a great idea.

MollyGood posed the question as to why his shorts are up so high on the right, and I think I may have the answer.  I don’t think Bloom thought the hole in this shorts was big enough for what he brings to the table.  All this girl has to say is that it’s too bad the paparazzi weren’t on the other side of the rock, eh?