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Natalie Portman Won The Internet 5 Times With Her Bikinis

Call Natalie Portman whatever you want — Harvard alum, Queen Amidala, the 5th of November — but one thing is certain: she looks totally hot in a bikini. Check out some of her skimpy photos that got tongues waggin’.

Natalie Portman for Elle UK

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Why Celebrities Should Stay Away From Fashion Design

With the launch of Madonna’s new range of Aldo shoes and the news that perpetually half-dressed R&B singer Rihanna is to design a collection of clothes next spring for River Island, it is worth remembering that not all celebrities who dip their hand into fashion come out on top. Whilst many celebrities have contributed their name and time to designing clothes or shoes for charitable causes, Kim Kardashian’s SchoeDazzle being amongst such programs, more often than not the lines are launched purely for vanity purposes; something that is reflected by the poor commercial return on these projects. Read the rest of this entry »


Natalie has been pretty busy over the past year and doesn’t seem to be slowing down despite her growing baby bump. Engaged to choreographer Benjamin Millepied who was incidentally her choreographer in The Black Swan, Portman is yet lined up for “ Your Highness” and “Thor”.

Although her award winning role in The Black Swan has given her much reason to celebrate her newly found love, it seems her body double became a little jealous of the spotlight on the actress and started on a war path of words claiming that Portman hardly did any of the full body shots. Obviously, there’s the perfect example of someone who turned green with fame.

The movie’s producers strongly insists that Natalie was on top her toes 85 percent of her role but, I guess there’s no stopping someone who wants her claim to fame. The pregnant actress continues to remain silent about this issue, refusing to feed any more wood to the fire. She has been spotted running around New York with her fiance’ looking beautifully bare of make-up and dressed down to a pair of jeans and a sweater. It looks like the 29 year actress is enjoying her blissful state of pregnancy after going through quite a list of boyfriends under her name. She’s had a rather eclectic mix in her choice of men. With the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal and Lukas Haas … there is also Moby! The girl certainly knows how to pick ‘em well. Here’s hoping she and Benjamin Millepied keep dancing for many years to come.

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Natalie Portman is tres vogue in V

Natalie Portman V

Natalie Portman is my favorite. I know I proclaimed my love for Lea Michele today, but Natalie will forever have my heart. She is hot in corny Japanese commericals and she hot when she acts. In everything. Ever.

She is intelligent. Smart. And almost a genius. No, those adjectives are not similar and I am allowed to use them all and pretend they are different. That is how us genius people roll. Natalie completely understands this and has accepted me for me. I wish you could do the same.

Never mind, I can totally understand why Natalie and I aren’t together. It’s like in Hancock, the two superheroes must be apart for the world to be a better place. This is why I am able to be with Lea Michele without committing treason against my heart.

That was deep.



Natalie Portman is hot in Japanese commercials

My wife, Natalie Portman, wanted to buy herself a french poodle, but I wasn’t too keen on splashing down the cash for it so I told her she would have to go out and earn it herself. Being a resourceful chica she landed a starring role in a Japanese shampoo commercial and I must say this is my favorite work of hers.

Who knew my baby girl was so athletic. We all know she is beautiful and intelligent, but athletic and deadly with a pointed weapon? I didn’t know that and the reason I didn’t know that is because I don’t have a pointed weapon. I’m sorry if you do, but there is not pointy going on down here.

I do have a sword though. It’s more of a swashbuckler type of thing with a slight curve. I like to pretend I’m a pirate and go out and search for new booty. In pirate speak, ‘booty’ means treasure. In real life, ‘booty’ means treasure.

Don’t forget, I’m married to Natalie Portman.


Natalie Portman’s Not-So-Secret Obsession

What is it? It may not be apparent, but Natalie Portman is obsessed with “obscene” hip-hop. Really obscene hip-hop. She says that it makes her want to dance and laugh at the same time. Each to his own, I guess?


Natalie Portman: Not Dating Sean Penn

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She is breathtakingly beautiful, a talented actress, and a smart one to boot. She rarely gets involved in scandals but rumors have been going around that she and Oscar winning Sean Penn are “together.” To this, Natalie Portman says “The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so.


Portman declines role

Natalie Portman reportedly declined the role of a nun in the film adaptation of the hit play Doubt.

The reason? She reportedly could not understand the concept of celibacy.

A million men’s imaginations are now in overdrive.


White hot

Natalie Portman stole the show at the amfAR’s fund-raiser in Cannes. So glad she’s over the Queen Amadala haircut… though this dress wins our vote for Most Regal.


Worst movie couples


There are some “movie couples” that you just don’t forget. Olivia Newton John and John Travolta in Grease. Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant in Notting Hill. Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle.

But some pairings just don’t have any chemistry. In this list of the most
boring movie matches you’ll find Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli and Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman in Star Wars (proving that even a rabid cult following can’t create chemistry). R2D2 and See-threepio had more heart — and they were robots.



25-year-old Natalie Portman was recently asked by a reporter if she was back to dating Goya’s Ghosts hottie co-star Gael Garcia Bernal.

To which the hotpot Portman replied, “That’s none of your business.”

Natalie confesses that she finds it very strange when reporters ask her personal questions, like when she was asked as a late teen if she was still a virgin. 

“Remember there was that time when Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson were proclaiming their virginity?  I was like, ‘Are you kidding?’”

Oh, how I love Natalie Portman, don’t you?

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