It would take a trained eye to spot any of these celebrities , let alone go on a full-on stalk mode especially when they have all the incognito tricks under their sleeves .Learning the art of disguise and blending in to evade the peering eyes of the public and the scrutinizing lenses of the media, has taught many celebs  countless ways to go out and just be themselves.

The hoodie, the baseball cap and bug eye sunglasses, floppy hats and even more over the top was Michael Jackson’s mummified get up.  Can’t really blame them for their  futile attempts on disguise, as they don’t always have their best faces on.

Glossy magazine covers can be very misleading, thanks to the wonders of airbrush and photoshop.  You’d be surprised how your favourite pin up celebrity gals look sans the magic touch of a make-up artist and a hairstylist.  Make-up may just as well be  a science than  art, when you see the big difference  of a dolled up face ready for the camera lens, and your celebrity diva in sweat pants , bare faced  and in a mussed up ponytail .

Can you guess who these bare-faced women are?

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Rather funny how the world of romance and relationships have changed over the years. The sexual revolution has set so many souls free and at the same time has reversed and flipped  the way we all viewed life and love for many centuries. Who says only men can have all the fun  with women half their age? Why do many frown on women getting involved with a much younger man? Who dictates that norm anyways? Let’s say a woman in her 40’s suddenly becomes single and available after a 10 year marriage ends in divorce.  They say all the good men are taken. Hence, this leaves her with slim pickins of single men in her age bracket. These men be the ones who are either too involved with work and have sworn themselves into bachelorhood, or have gone totally ape chasing around women half their age and  half their waistlines. Who then makes it to her list of eligibles?

And oh,the labels we’ve been living with  That distinguished man in his 50’s dating a girl in her 20’s is reduced to a dirty old man and a foxy woman in her 40’s dating a 20 something man becomes a raging cougar preying on fresh meat. Fortunately, Hollywood always  has something  to inspire us. This reality bite on the battle of the dating sexes has seen many celebrity cougars on the prowl for  a great catch.  Whether they end up with a keeper or just a sleeper, these Hollywood women sure have their game on and some pretty hot boy toy trophies.

Mariah Carey  -- rawrrz for this mamita for keeping her boy toy Nick Canon in tow despite their 10 year age difference.

Kylie Minogue -  a breast cancer survivor, this diva from down under seems to have found her second wind and some good love with her Spanish beau Andres Velencoso  who is 11 yrs younger .

Demi Moore – now although she’s finally decided to file for divorce after a 6 yr marriage with Ashton Kutcher, we gotta give it to this woman for getting a guy like Ashton to commit for 6 years and be a step father to her 3 children . A 16 year age difference doesn’t always work like magic, after all. Cher – Aaah,  who could miss out on a legendary cougar like Cher?  Baker boyfriend Rob Camilleti and an age difference of 18 yrs. Then again, Cher was always dating some young Hollywood hottie back in the day. Elizabeth Taylor -  husband no. 8 Larry Fortensky  was 20 yrs her junior  and the youngest of all the men she walked down the aisle with. Ivana Trump – she married her 35 yr old boy toy  with husband Donald Trump in full support as he hosted their wedding. Sharon Stone -  something about this woman seems to make you shiver down your spine and smile … that is, if your 24 yrs old and dating the same woman who’s image has been burned into the minds of men after Basic Instinct.   Madonna -  nothing like getting it with the iconic material girl who doesn’t seem to age one bit. 22 yrs old and a hot Brazilian model, Jesus Luz has been basking in all the ray of virgin light with an age difference of 29 yrs . Photo Credit: dirtywhorelebrity Photo Credit: green grass jelly Photo Credit: Clara Andriola Photo Credit: gem 106 Photo Credit: superiorpics.com @ WENN Photo Credit: x17online.com Photo Credit: guardian.co.uk Photo Credit: celebuzz.com

In 2009, Madonna granted Glee the rights to her entire catalogue of music, and the producers had a hunch that the Madonna tribute would be one epic episode. They were absolutely right.

In Glee’s April 20th episode, the gang performed Madonna’s greatest hits, such as “Express Yourself” and “Like A Prayer.” They also launched the album compilation, Glee: The Music—The Power of Madonna on the same day.

The album contains the seven songs that the cast performed on the show—“Express Yourself,” “Borderline/Open Your Heart” mash up, “Vogue,” “Like a Virgin,” “4 Minutes,” “What It Feels Like For a Girl,” and “Like A Prayer.” The iTunes edition even features a bonus track, “Burning Up,” which wasn’t part of the show.

It’s only been over a week since The Power of Madonna was released, and the album already hit number one on Billboard 200, beating out other contenders such as Justin Bieber.

Who do you think was the more powerful figure in selling the album—Madonna or Glee?

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The latest collaboration from Madonna and Dolce & Gabbana is MDG, a collection of sunglasses designed by Madonna herself.

The ads were shot by photographer Steven Klein and will run in Vogue until February 2011. Check out some stills below:

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By the looks of it, the sunglasses don't really stand out from the usual trends. There's only so much you can do with eyewear. You're pretty much purchasing it for the label and boasting rights. "I'm wearing Madonna's sunglasses!"

Back to Madge. The 51-year-old sure is busy with her fashion collaborations. She and her daughter Lourdes have recently signed a deal with Iconix Brand Group Inc. to create a fashion line for teens aptly called “Material Girl.”

Would you rock Madonna stunners?

They say you gotta start ‘em young. Madonna, 51, has teamed up with her 13-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon and her partners at Iconix Brand Group Inc. to create a fashion line for teens.

Aptly called “Material Girl,” the fashion line will debut exclusively in Macy’s in August. You can browse through clothing, footwear, handbags, and jewelry.

“We look forward to working with Madonna, Lourdes, and the Iconix team,” said Jeff Gennette, Macy’s chief merchandising officer. “Madonna is a fashion icon who can bring a new dimension to our juniors customer.” They even have plans to introduce beauty products and perfume to the line come 2011.

Would you dress your teenage daughters in “Material Girl” products?

Madonna said she fell off a horse because a paparazzi spooked it. She is feeling better now but the police do not think that the whole truth has been disclosed in the case. They think that there is something wrong with the story. Oh well, all is well that ends well, right?

Who would have thought? Madonna’s highly publicized attempt at adopting a 3-year-old girl from Malawi has been denied by a judge. The reason is that the judge “sided with critics who have said exceptions should not be made for the star who has set up a major development project for this impoverished, AIDS-stricken southern African country.” Madonna’s lawyers have appealed.

Despite all the flak that Madonna has been receiving over her recent announcement about another adoption, she is pushing through with it. She said that she is following standard procedures and that there is no reason for it not to go through.

The superstar is going back to the studio to record new tracks for her planned greatest hits album. If rumors are to be believed the album should be out by September of this year. Madonna fans are all excited, I bet.

Madonna fought to have her sons with Guy Ritchie move to the US and won. Rocco and David Banda are moving to the US to study so that they will not be separated from half sister Lourdes. Madonna is naturally ecstatic while Guy is “resigned.”

Let’s see if these are just rumors or if Madonna does deliver.

I’m betting Madonna will announce her relationship with A-Rod in a few months.

According to reports, Madonna had to pencil in sex with ex-hubby Guy Ritchie in her planner. She is reportedly so busy that everything has to have a schedule — going to the gym, going to Kabbalah meetings and boinking her husband.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have officially announced that they have split. A rep for Madge has announced that the two will be divorcing after eight years of marriage.

Well, better luck next time guys.

Check out this exclusive series of photos of Britney Spears preparing for her concert with Madonna.

Amazing. Britney’s back, bitch!

Enough with the sad Hollywood tales of drug overdoses and nervous breakdowns.

Let’s look at the glamorous and fun side of the celebrity scene — and no one does glamour better than these people. Madonna (remember when we thought she was a bad girl? she looks lke Mother Teresa compared to Britney) threw a star studded benefit for UNICEF, co-sponsored by Gucci. Next to here are the power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and Madonna’s now 11 year old daughter, Lourdes. Rosie O’Donnell’s there, too — though she won’t be touching the alcohol; she says she’s quit drinking.

You can probably guess who made it to Maxim’s
List of ”Sexiest Celebs” — like Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba. But guess who they slammed on their “Unsexiest” list?

 Sarah Jessica Parker was declared the “least sexiest girl in a group of very unsexy women” (guess she’s not getting sex in this city). Amy Winehouse made it to No. 2 thanks to her “hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.” Sandra Oh of Grey’s Anatomy was called “boyish” while Madonna and Britney (who were once thought the sexiest women of their generation) were declared either “self-righteous” or just nuts.

Watch out Israel, the material girl & her posse are heading your way!

Madonna & pals Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher & Donna Karan are fleeing the Sunset Strip for the Holy Land this week.  Madge plans on spending the Jewish holidays with her Kabbalah buddies & maybe a handful of Israeli soldiers as well. 

So, I guess there’s only one thing left to say, Shana tovah!

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We may have figured out the reason Britney Spears’ MTV VMA performance was so shabby & seemingly horrible.  Apparently Brit could not take her eyes off herself, as she was watching the whole terrible ordeal live on video.

The 25-year-old star left the Video Music Award stage crying, “Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!”  Poor little dear.  I’m afraid she might actually have something there.

I think Britney just needs some good mentoring time with Madonna, don’t you?

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Poor little ole Madonna, pal Angelina Jolie just made this whole adoption thing look easy, didn’t see?

Madonna & hubby Guy Ritchie took 13-month-old David Banda out of an orphanage in Malawi back in October of last year with plans on adopting the young child once all the papers & waiting periods were complete.

But now Malawi officials are coming to visit the family to make sure they are suitable parents for the now 22-month-old boy.  So, you tell me, do you think Madonna is a good enough mum for David?

Pop queen Madonna dissed her baby’s daddy this weekend.  That’s kinda funny, seeing as how she reportedly agreed to a meeting with her adopted son David Banda’s biological father.

The trio were supposed to meet-up on Saturday, but a source at the Home of Hope orphanage in Malawi siad that the meeting was called off, and no reason given.

Ironically, Madonna was to meet with Nelson Mandela in South Africa after her visit with David’s father, but his people told her people that Mandela was just a wee too busy to see her.  Ha!  Karma’s a bitch, eh?

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“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”

~Madonna

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As wee reported earlier this week, Madonna’s former nanny Melissa Dumas was planning on writing a tell all book about her time as the pop queen’s nanny.

But the memoir, “Live to Tell: My Life as Madonna’s Nanny”, doesn’t look like it’s going to live another day.  While Dumas is still breathing, it appears as if the publisher has backed out of the deal.

Publisher Lindsey Moore at Crown Publishing had plans to publish the memoir by late September but has now backed out of the deal, leaving poor old nanny Melissa in the cold. 

Wow, that didn’t take too long to work itself out for Madonna, did it?  I’ve always said Madonna is a good witch.

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48-year-old Madonna might have a little something extra to worry about, other than the fact that she doesn’t know how to buckle in adopted son David Banda.

Madonna’s former nanny Melissa Dumas plans to write a tell all memoir on her time as the material girl’s nanny.  The title of the book is tentatively being called, “Live to Tell: My Life as Madonna’s Nanny”.

Wow.  Live to Tell, huh?  Do some of Madge’s nannies not live to tell about the gruesome events going on in her & husband Guy Ritchie’s home?

According to the publisher of the book, the memoir “will detail, from the nanny’s perspective, what home life is like for the Material Girl and her director husband, Guy Ritchie.”

Dumas is working with another writer on the book & hopes to see the book in print by September, if she indeed lives to tell the tale.

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Anyhoo, Madonna was spotted recently pulling a Britney Spears.  Nope. she didn’t shave her head & gets lips tattooed to her wrist, the queen of pop did not even use a car seat recently while adopted son David Banda was in the car.

Apparently on March 2, the 48-year-old mom was snapped taking off in her Escalade ESV without even buckling-up her 17-month-old David. 

“There was no car seat,” an insider reveals.

“She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.”

Reps for the singer insist that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

Ummm, well, from the looks of this image, reps, I’m going to have to disagree.

Here’s hoping that Madonna doesn’t do any more of this following in Britney Spears’ footsteps business.  I just don’t think I could handel a bald Madonna, could you?

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