Madonna said she fell off a horse because a paparazzi spooked it. She is feeling better now but the police do not think that the whole truth has been disclosed in the case. They think that there is something wrong with the story. Oh well, all is well that ends well, right?

Who would have thought? Madonna’s highly publicized attempt at adopting a 3-year-old girl from Malawi has been denied by a judge. The reason is that the judge “sided with critics who have said exceptions should not be made for the star who has set up a major development project for this impoverished, AIDS-stricken southern African country.” Madonna’s lawyers have appealed.

Despite all the flak that Madonna has been receiving over her recent announcement about another adoption, she is pushing through with it. She said that she is following standard procedures and that there is no reason for it not to go through.

The superstar is going back to the studio to record new tracks for her planned greatest hits album. If rumors are to be believed the album should be out by September of this year. Madonna fans are all excited, I bet.

Madonna fought to have her sons with Guy Ritchie move to the US and won. Rocco and David Banda are moving to the US to study so that they will not be separated from half sister Lourdes. Madonna is naturally ecstatic while Guy is “resigned.”

Madonna has pulled another coup. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will reportedly perform together with her during her Sticky & Sweet Tour stop at Dodger Stadium.

Let’s see if these are just rumors or if Madonna does deliver.

Rumors are now circulating that Madonna had a tryst with Alex Rodriguez in Jerry Seinfeld’s mansion. Apparently, the two went to Seinfeld’s residence separately and then had a private party. They then left separately.

I’m betting Madonna will announce her relationship with A-Rod in a few months.

You just know that sordid details of a marriage will come out when a divorce is heating up.

According to reports, Madonna had to pencil in sex with ex-hubby Guy Ritchie in her planner. She is reportedly so busy that everything has to have a schedule — going to the gym, going to Kabbalah meetings and boinking her husband.

What were rumors a few days ago is a reality today.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have officially announced that they have split. A rep for Madge has announced that the two will be divorcing after eight years of marriage.

Well, better luck next time guys.

Check out this exclusive series of photos of Britney Spears preparing for her concert with Madonna.

Amazing. Britney’s back, bitch!

Enough with the sad Hollywood tales of drug overdoses and nervous breakdowns.

Let’s look at the glamorous and fun side of the celebrity scene — and no one does glamour better than these people. Madonna (remember when we thought she was a bad girl? she looks lke Mother Teresa compared to Britney) threw a star studded benefit for UNICEF, co-sponsored by Gucci. Next to here are the power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and Madonna’s now 11 year old daughter, Lourdes. Rosie O’Donnell’s there, too — though she won’t be touching the alcohol; she says she’s quit drinking.

You can probably guess who made it to Maxim’s
List of ”Sexiest Celebs” — like Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba. But guess who they slammed on their “Unsexiest” list?

 Sarah Jessica Parker was declared the “least sexiest girl in a group of very unsexy women” (guess she’s not getting sex in this city). Amy Winehouse made it to No. 2 thanks to her “hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.” Sandra Oh of Grey’s Anatomy was called “boyish” while Madonna and Britney (who were once thought the sexiest women of their generation) were declared either “self-righteous” or just nuts.

Watch out Israel, the material girl & her posse are heading your way!

Madonna & pals Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher & Donna Karan are fleeing the Sunset Strip for the Holy Land this week.  Madge plans on spending the Jewish holidays with her Kabbalah buddies & maybe a handful of Israeli soldiers as well. 

So, I guess there’s only one thing left to say, Shana tovah!

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We may have figured out the reason Britney Spears’ MTV VMA performance was so shabby & seemingly horrible.  Apparently Brit could not take her eyes off herself, as she was watching the whole terrible ordeal live on video.

The 25-year-old star left the Video Music Award stage crying, “Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!”  Poor little dear.  I’m afraid she might actually have something there.

I think Britney just needs some good mentoring time with Madonna, don’t you?

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Poor little ole Madonna, pal Angelina Jolie just made this whole adoption thing look easy, didn’t see?

Madonna & hubby Guy Ritchie took 13-month-old David Banda out of an orphanage in Malawi back in October of last year with plans on adopting the young child once all the papers & waiting periods were complete.

But now Malawi officials are coming to visit the family to make sure they are suitable parents for the now 22-month-old boy.  So, you tell me, do you think Madonna is a good enough mum for David?

Pop queen Madonna dissed her baby’s daddy this weekend.  That’s kinda funny, seeing as how she reportedly agreed to a meeting with her adopted son David Banda’s biological father.

The trio were supposed to meet-up on Saturday, but a source at the Home of Hope orphanage in Malawi siad that the meeting was called off, and no reason given.

Ironically, Madonna was to meet with Nelson Mandela in South Africa after her visit with David’s father, but his people told her people that Mandela was just a wee too busy to see her.  Ha!  Karma’s a bitch, eh?

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“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.�

~Madonna

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As wee reported earlier this week, Madonna’s former nanny Melissa Dumas was planning on writing a tell all book about her time as the pop queen’s nanny.

But the memoir, “Live to Tell: My Life as Madonna’s Nannyâ€�, doesn’t look like it’s going to live another day.  While Dumas is still breathing, it appears as if the publisher has backed out of the deal.

Publisher Lindsey Moore at Crown Publishing had plans to publish the memoir by late September but has now backed out of the deal, leaving poor old nanny Melissa in the cold. 

Wow, that didn’t take too long to work itself out for Madonna, did it?  I’ve always said Madonna is a good witch.

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48-year-old Madonna might have a little something extra to worry about, other than the fact that she doesn’t know how to buckle in adopted son David Banda.

Madonna’s former nanny Melissa Dumas plans to write a tell all memoir on her time as the material girl’s nanny.  The title of the book is tentatively being called, “Live to Tell: My Life as Madonna’s Nanny”.

Wow.  Live to Tell, huh?  Do some of Madge’s nannies not live to tell about the gruesome events going on in her & husband Guy Ritchie’s home?

According to the publisher of the book, the memoir “will detail, from the nanny’s perspective, what home life is like for the Material Girl and her director husband, Guy Ritchie.”

Dumas is working with another writer on the book & hopes to see the book in print by September, if she indeed lives to tell the tale.

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