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On Monday teen queen Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Hollywood hotspot Winston’s apparently channeling Daisy Duke, though not in a good way really.

The flannel-sporting actress arrived at the club holding the hand of none other than pal Nicole Richie.   It seems like Richie should have been the one to prevent LL from leaving the house looking like she’s going off to hunt coon or something.

Jeez, this is one bad Daisy Duke look, eh?

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I’m thinking that teen queen Lindsay Lohan just isn’t a big enough star to start backing out of movies, but it looks like LL has other ideas about that one.

According to Lohan’s rep, the “actress” has dropped out of the Keira Knightley film The Best Times of Our Lives, which actually looked rather cute.  Lindsay supposedly walked away from the project after her people & the producers of the movie were unable to sign an agreeable contract. 

So, it looks to me like the teen queen was probably demanding a little too much for the film’s producers.  LL is just getting a little too big for her britches these days, don’t you agree?

Enjoy this advance photo of Lindsay gracing the upcoming cover of Nylon magazine.

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Teen queen Lindsay Lohan is featured on the cover of the newest issue of GQ magazine & the starlet doesn’t let an opportunity like that pass her by.

Lohan was spotted entering the nightlife this week with a new pal, a glossy copy of GQ for all the world to see how awesome she is- not.  I know that LL does do a mean & hot photo shoot, but does that really give her a license to carry around all the magazine covers she has graced?  Maybe she’ll do Playboy sometime in the future & then I’d be OK with her toting that around.

And wow, is LL working it sarcastically for the camera or what?! 

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lindsay-lohan-drunk-3-14-07.jpgWell, it looks like rehab didn’t help ole teen queen Lindsay Lohan very much.  Lohan was spotted leaving New York City club Butter Monday night clearly intoxicated.   See the drunkiepants video here.

Lohan tried to hide her face when a photographer yelled to everyone that LL was drunk & about to drive.  That’s when LL gave the photographer the look of death with her evil eye rays.

Leaving butter, a team LL pal tried her best to cover Lindsay with a coat, but the disguise failed when the photographer began yelling, “I hope she’s not driving! Yo, why you driving drunk?”

And that’s pretty much when LL, with “water” bottle in tote, got behind the wheel & almost “accidentally” ran over the photographer.  Drunk driving or woman gone mad?

Either way, you had better watch your back around ole Lindsay Lohan, she’s liable to run your ass down.

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Now, wouldn’t that be a hot item?  Teen queen Lindsay Lohan & British diva Jude Law as a couple, what an interesting pairing that one would make!

According to Page Six, before LL heads off to London to shoot her next movie, she wants to make sure she has a pal there first.  Lohan & Law were spotted at The Box on The Box on Chrystie Street in the wee hours both Friday & Saturday night.

Apparently Lindsay called Jude after eating with her mom Dina & Jason Preston at Stereo.  The duo met at The Box around 1 am.

Saturday evening, Lohan met up with Law at The Box once again, but this time joined by Jude’s own boy toys, Sean Penn & Tim Robbins.  What a hilarious group!

“They are adoring one another’s company,” said insider revealed.

But according to LL’s rep, “We don’t comment on our client’s personal life.”  Yeah, how about a big, yeah right, on that one!

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Well, Lindsay Lohan is showing us all up, especially Britney Crazypants Spears.  After recently returning back to society after a stint in rehab herself, Lohan has been getting to the good stuff in life.

LL has been enjoying some puppy shopping as well as a return to the nightlife on Wednesday.  Teen queen Lohan was spotted hitting the Hollywood lounged Winston’s where she reportedly hung out with LL pals & had herself a water on the rocks.

How long will Lindsay be able to keep up the water act in clubs is really the main question here.  I’ll give this new clean act a month, tops.  What about you, how long do you give Lindsay Lohan to stay clean in Hollywoodland?

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lindsay-lohan-gwyneth-paltrow-sticks-up-1-20-07.bmpWe’re all at least a little interested (to put it mildly) to see if Lindsay Lohan will quit her loud partying ways & not turn into one of the forgotten has-beens.  If Gwyneth Paltrow has anything to do with it, she’s gonna support her girl LL. 

Recently on Entertainment Tonight 34-year-old Paltrow felt confident that young Lohan would keep her head above Hollywood water, saying, “My prediction is that Lindsay Lohan, she’ll figure it out.”

“It’s really, really hard to be so young and so in the public eye and I think it’s very confusing.”

Gwyneth went on to add, “It’s hard to be that out there and, you know, when everybody’s analyzing everything you do, and she’s … very young.”

Gwen assures us that 20-year-old Lohan will have a very successful career, despite her rehab stints & drunk days.

What do you think- Have we heard the last from Lindsay Lohan?  I don’t think so either, she doesn’t seem like the going out quiet type, you know.



“Lohan’s movie bombed because she a fire crotch.”

~Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis


james-franco-lindsay-lohan-obsessed-1-22-07.jpgRumors are popping up all over the place revealing that one reason for teen queen Lindsay Lohan’s rehab entrance may be because of fellow actor James Franco. 

Apparently Lohan is obsessed with Franco & has made several passes at the young man, one being at a Golden Globe after-party.  Lohan has been after the Spider-Man actor since June 2006.  Lindsay even stooped so low as to purchase him an expensive watch, which Franco refused, thankfully, but which the actress now sadly wears as a symbol of his rejection.

Since the watch-refusing, Mean Girls star Lohan has turned things up a bit going from mildly obsessed to out-of-control obsessed. 

A source who saw Lohan at the Golden Globe Awards after-party stated, “She seemed lost. She was trying to get James’ attention, and he wouldn’t give her anything. She was smoking a lot, not drinking in front of him, and then she went into a bedroom. From there, she went back to trying to get James’ attention again, and he was ignoring her. She ran out crying.”

And that’s pretty much right before folks found LL passed out in the hallway of her hotel at 6am.  Oucharro, not a good way to end an evening, eh?

So, Lohan checked herself into the oh so posh Wonderland Center located in Los Angeles’ Laurel Canyon.  And that’s where she’ll be during Sundance’s showing of her new film Chapter 27.  Which is kinda sad, especially since rumored ex-beau Jared Leto also stars in Chapter & it looks like he has his life in good enough order to attend. 

So far, we have had no news as to how long Lindsay will be in Wonderland, but we feel like she’s somehow always been there…

You tell me- Is this stint in rehab going to be just the thing for Lindsay Lohan?


Quote of the Day: Lindsay Lohan on Hating Children


“I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I’m a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!”

~Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab

lindsay-lohan-rehab-1-18-07.jpgTeen queen Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab.  Hooray, there just might be a glimmer of hope for LL yet!  Lohan checked herself into the posh Wonderland (your body is?  Alice in?) Center located in Los Angeles’ Laurel Canyon.  Lohan entered the program Wednesday around 3pm.   

Lindsay made a statement through her rep, saying, “I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health.  I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

Lohan arrived at Wonderland in a tinted SUV followed by two other darkened cars.  Lohan was dressed in her signature black tights, a green flannel shirt, leather jacket & a baseball cap that read “Lola”.  She brought into the center her favorite Balenciaga bag and a Jamba Juice.  Well, sounds like she’s prepared for the trenches with that Jamba Juice!

What lead to this sudden flight to rehab?  Although LL didn’t actually attend the Golden Globe Awards dinner, Lindsay arrived at Prince’s after-party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel where she partied until 6am Tuesday morning.  An onlooker revealed that the singer/actress was partying strong & that “she was totally out of it.”

Wishing LL well in this new step towards a healthier Lindsay Lohan.

You tell me- Should Lindsay have entered rehab a bit earlier?  Way to start of the New Year, eh?


Lindsay Lohan Spotted in Hollywood Pictures


Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Teddy’s in Hollywood Wednesday. The teen queen dropped by the club with “water bottle” in tote. But we know better than to believe this whole AA clean-up act, don’t we?

That water bottle looks more like a vodka concoction just waiting for her favorite Red Bull to add to the mix. You just wait & see. Come on, she had to be plastered to not only pick out that outfit, but to actually wear it outside her home. What the hell was she thinking, stripper wear?

What do you think of Lindsay Lohan’s little outfit?


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