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Lindsey Lohan’s past keeps coming back to bite her in the ass.

She is being sued by the three people in the SUV that she drove while drunk as she tried to chase her assistant. This real-life stupidity/story happened last year.


Lindsay’s new ring!


Oh my Gosh… Lindsay Lohan’s been sporting a heart shaped ring … and we know pretty well that it’s not the chastity ring espoused by the Jonas Brothers.

She’s still not confirming any special relationship with Samantha Ronson, but she did admit they have matching tattoos.

Lohans call a truce

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Recently, Lindsay Lohan got into a ‘spat’ with her father. But the two may have to put personal differences aside. Her paternal grandfather Richard died from colon cancer last week. Lindsay — acting way more mature than we normally give her credit for — said “Now papa has found peace and maybe we can find peace in our lives, too.”

Lindsay rants

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Lindsay Lohan gets honest in her blog entry. First she rants about the rumors about her sister, then sighs “I miss Samantha because she’s out of town.”

Samantha Ronson talks!

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The deejay — who’s been linked with Lindsay Lohan opens up a lot of things in her interview with Harper’s Bazaar. So, will she confirm what’s going on between them? The issue hits newstands on August 19.



Lindsay’s finally dropped the “good girl” act. On a recent trip to Italy, where she attended the Capri Hollywood Film Festival (with the Golden Globes disaster, that’s about the only awards party worth attending), she was spotted making out…not with one… not with two…but with THREE different men. All in 24 hours.

Guess she had a lot of making out — oh, we mean making up — to do.

The first guy, a waiter/musician, said she followed him around and asked him if she could kiss him.  Later, they talked about her problems. “What struck me was her intelligence,” he said. Yeah, and her ass.

She later kissed two actors, and invited the last, a certain Dario Faiella, to her hotel room. The two were spotted early the next morning (Lindsay half-naked) on her balcony.



What’s this we’re hearing that post-rehab Lindsay Lohan is up to her wild child ways again?

According to insiders, La Lohan was seen cozying up to an Italian actor in Italy. Based on the pictures that have been circulating, the scene could be straight out of a soft porn flick, what with the wet kisses, the awkward groping and the cigarettes.

Reports have it that Lohan spent thousands of dollars on alcohol for her friends. It must be a no brainer that Lohan herself partook of the alcohol. No self respecting girl would be caught by cameras doing THAT with a stranger.


Riley Giles: Lindsay’s a nympho

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Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Riley Giles sounds bitter.

After being dumped, he spilled his secrets to Brit tabloid News of the World. “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night,” he said. The first time they did it in the rehab center, he said, they could barely get through the door before tearing each other’s clotes off. After they left the clinic,
the two escaped for a log cabin sexcapade. “We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

He thinks this addiction to sex has replaced Lindsay’s addiction to drugs. “If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need [the endorphin rush after orgasm] to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.”

He also says (with some regret?) that Lindsay has an amazing body. “Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.”

Looks like someone will be talking a lot of cold showers.

Paris-Stavros-Lindsay love triangle


Days after rumors spread that Stavros Niarchos was interested in Lindsay Lohan, his ex Paris Hilton made moves to reclaim her guy.

Paris and Stavros have been seen doing some serious liplocking, and she’s making damn sure that everyone does see them. Trendy clubs. Best tables at restaurants. Gosh, she might as well send out invitations and upload a sex tape on You Tube. (Oh wait. She’s done that already.)

So mature, Paris, so mature.


Lindsay, Paris fight over boy


What is the appeal of Stavros Niarchos? Lindsay Lohan was all over him at a Hollywood party (aah, she didn’t waste any time after ending her rehab romance). But watch your step, Lindsay. While stealing a guy from a small-town girl may have little consequence, you don’t want to cross paths with Paris Hilton. She wanderd around the room, asking where Stavros was gone, and God knows what hissy fit the spoiled socialite threw when she found out that Lindsay had gone off with her boy toy.

But Paris may have no one to blame but herself. Stavros didn’t seem to enjoy her company. “He wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party” to hang out with Lindsay, a source said.

Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around “asking where Stavros had gone.”

Ooooh, are we going to see a bitch fight?



“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.

~Lindsay Lohan releasing a statement saying that she’s addicted to drugs & alcohol, as if we didn’t have a clue about that or something…



Amy Winehouse is giving good ole Lindsay Lohan a run for her money, as the British singer is the newest celebrity trainwreck in town.

Winehouse has reportedly hit the ground running after she left rehab for the second time in one week after she had a major blowout with hubby Blake.

The songbird left her cage for the first time on August 17th so she could “visit the head doctor,” but the head doctor apparently turned out to be a bartender & Amy ended up at the Causeway Clinic in Essex for the second time on Sunday evening. 

But according to the UK publication, The Sun, Amy has once again left rehab.  Well, at least she’s consistent & reliable, eh?



Lindsay Lohan Walks the Utah Rehab Bitches


Teen queen Lindsay Lohan was spotted not so much enjoying an outdoor walk right outside her Utah rehab facility.

LL was seen walking one of the rehab’s pups, or really & truly, LL was seen being walked by a rehab bitch the other day.

Looks like wherever Lohan goes, she always remembers her “water” bottle.  Good ole Linds, she’s got her priorities, doesn’t she? 

New Lindsay Lohan Utah Rehab Pictures!


Well, it’s about damn time we got a peek at teen queen Lindsay Lohan in Utah, and TMZ does not disappoint.

Lohan was seen taking a break from the rehab center where LL is trying to understand what being sober is like.  The actress was sighted at Orem’s Beached Tanning Center getting herself a $20 bottle of spray-on tan before she headed on over to Gold’s Gym for a workout.

You can never be too far from a tan & a gym, I’ve always said.  Even if you’re head over heels in DUI’s….



“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”

~Lindsay Lohan on fame

Lindsay Lohan Still In Hiding


Despite some rumors that teen queen Lindsay Lohan was spotted in NYC over the weekend, LL continues to remain elusive.  Why, the actress hasn’t even been seen in public since the night of her arrest on July 24, you know, for that whole DUI & cocaine business. 

As far as where the teen queen actually is, we’re guessing a treatment center in Utah.  According to LL’s rep, though, “It would be counterproductive to the medical treatment she’s receiving to release Lindsay’s whereabouts at this time.”

But where oh where am I gonna send this gift basket of booze & drugs?



After Donald Trump made some rash statements regarding the parenting of teen queen Lindsay Lohan, her mama Dina is firing back.

“I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them.

“Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact?

“I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions!”

~Dina Lohan firing back at good ole Donnie Trump

What an adorable picture moment with baby Linds & her crazy looking mom!



With Lindsay Lohan basically in full-time hiding, her newest film I Know Who Killed Me is bombing at the box office.  The film opened in theaters this weekend & barely came in at #9. 

You tell me, was it really all that bad?

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