Kourtney is my favorite Kardashian. She is the best looking one and in a weird twist of fate, although she looks like she is the youngest, she is actually the oldest and shortest. She also let the above douchebag get her pregnant. I kid you not, this slick haired grease monkey was able to put it in her, get her pregnant, milk some of her money and he doesn’t even have to marry her.

He gets to stare at Kim in a bikini from time to time and wonder what keeps Bruce Jenner’s face together. I hate this guy. I’m not even going to look up his name because I hate him so much. I want his life even if it does mean I have to see Khloe every once in a while.

What is really weird about her having a kid though is that apparently she didn’t want one before. I can’t blame her considering it will be the spawn of the porcupine, but what kind of life do you live when you are the oldest sister and yet your two younger sisters get to be involved with super rich athletes? And you stick with this idiot?!

Oldest Kardashian? Check. Sexiest Kardashian? Check. Smartest Kardashian? See ya.

She’s pregnant – no doubt about it! But while Kourtney loves the idea of being a mom, she simply can’t stand the weight gain that comes with being pregnant. She says that she gained 3 pounds in one day. W-O-W! She does look good, though.

Photo courtesy of US Magazine

Burglars targeted a Kardashian’s sister’s house over the weekend. Kourtney, who is pregnant, was not at the Calabasas home on Saturday, but about $100,000 worth of jewelry was stolen.

We have been hearing a lot about Khloe Kardashian, and sister Kourtney kinda lay low for awhile. Now, though, Khloe is back in the limelight, and this time with her baby. She is having a baby boy! As for wedding bells, there are none yet.

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian was seen at a Miami beach last weekend with the baby’s father, Scott Disick. They were very relaxed and friendly with the people around them. Kourt covered up her belly with a striped thingamajig. They both looked pretty good, don’t you think?

This despite the fact that they both have breast implants. Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian are both due in December and revealed in US Weekly that they both want to breastfeed. The doctor said they can.

We all know that Kourtney is expecting – it’s been all over the news lately. But did you know that she “thinks” she would pose nude as a pregnant woman if she were asked to do so? She wouldn’t be the first, would she?

Sister Kourtney is preggers with Scott Disick’s baby but that doesn’t mean Kim can’t hang out with the daddy-to-be. Maybe Kourtney doesn’t want to stay out that late anymore? Anyway, no worries here, Kim says that they “talked Kourt” all night.

Kourtney Kardashian has confirmed the rumors – Scott Disick is the dad. The couple has had an on-off relationship for a while, with their most recent break up in February. According to Kourtney, they recently got back together, hence the baby.

The reality TV star is due to give birth in December, but no wedding bells have been ringing so far.