“Oh, Joy. Who is?” Tim responded. “I find that it’s—while it may have some sexiness to it—I find it’s largely vulgar. It has a cheapness and tawdriness.”

“Now I’m going to worry about the Kardashian sisters attacking me!” he added. Better yet, watch out for an angry mob of Kardashian fans dashing (pun intended) towards Tim with pitchforks!

Tim later narrowed his focus on one particular Kardashian—Kim. “She’s pretty, but she’s a poser. I find that when she’s moving, it all goes away for me.”

According to Yahoo! TV blogger Mike Ryan, Tim Gunn began his battle with everything Kardashian back in February during New York Fashion Week when he commented: “I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob, but it bothers me.”

She is one busy gal! The latest project on Kim Kardashian’s list is her very own cupcake mix. At Famous Cupcakes in Beverly Hills last Friday, she launched The Kim Kardashian Vanilla Cupcake Mix, also known as Va-Va-Vanilla. No joke! What’s next, the Kim Kardashian microwavable popcorn?

She leaked, or better yet, tweeted photos of her latest bikini shoot with photographer Nick Saglimbeni. “[sic] At a photo shoot w @NickSaglimbeni HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!,” she tweeted 21 days ago.

Moments later, she tweeted another photo from the shoot:
“[sic] Another sneak peack from my shoot! Love this Brian Lichtenberg swim suit! SUPER SEXY & EDGY!”

Although not as flawless as those magazine covers/spreads that are Photoshopped to death, Kim’s photos are hot! It’s about time people saw real photos from a shoot before getting into the hands of the magazine production and editing crew.

She’s also preparing for the launch of her fragrance, aptly called Kim Kardashian. The perfume will be out in February, and fans can check out other info about the scent in Sephora’s website.

“This was one of the most exciting projects I’ve been involved in because I got to be so hands-on every step of the process from choosing scents to designing the bottle and the accent features,” Kim said in her website.

That’s one hardworking gal.

First, it was Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. Spicy BBQ Burger commercial. If it wasn’t for the huge burger she devoured in the near end of the TVC, I would’ve thought it was another Night in Paris. That carwash commercial has been banned from TV, by the way.

Now it’s Kim Kardashian’s turn. Although it’s not as racy at Paris’, the commercial shows the sexy reality star sprawled in bed eating a Cranberry Apple Walnut Chicken Salad.

Whose ad do you like better?

Lady GaGa performed at the Fontainbleau Hotel in Miami Beach, Florida. It wasn’t just her new ‘do and getup that spelled extravagant; she reportedly checked in a $15,000-a-night penthouse.

Kim Kardashian at a Pre-New Year’s Eve Party at Eve Nightclub, Las Vegas.

Pam Anderson was escorted by some interesting creatures at the Gridlock 2010 New Year’s Eve bash at Paramount Studios, Hollywood.

Hot mommies Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie left the little ones at home to party in Vegas. Nicole hosted the LAVO party with beau Joel Madden, while Christina hosted and performed at TAO.

Fergie (right) performed with the Black Eyed Peas at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas. It was one of the many gigs they had for the New Year weekend.

Mariah Carey got her Mimi on at Madison Square Garden in New York, while hubby Nick Cannon played deejay offstage.

She may have gotten the crowd going at Times Square, but I’d stay away from the skintight suit if I were J.Lo.

Isn’t it funny how most celebrities hate the paparazzi, but if all the cameras stopped following them they would miss the lights? Even more humorous is how non-celebrities get more people following them than actual celebrities. Take for example, Kim Kardashian and Eva Longoria. Eva stars in an award-winning show and is married to a semi-famous athlete. Kim has sex with a has been singer, has the sextape leaked and is now more famous and well-known than Eva.

What happens if you are a celebrity in this case? I think you have no choice, but to join forces with the non-celeb just so you can get your picture taken as well. You know Eva doesn’t give two rats’ tails about Kim, but Kim has the photogs and the ego of a celeb needs to be fed.

Hey Kim, you know I don’t like you, but where are you going tonight? Would love to do a fake hug for the cameras and pretend we are friends so let me know what your plans are. Looking forward to it, should be fun. Toodles!

Former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, died Sunday after having elective surgery on her buttocks. Apparently it went wrong, really wrong. How does one die after having buttocks surgery you ask? It wasn’t the food she ate, but she suffered a pulmonary embolism when liquid that was injected into her buttocks “went to her lungs and brain.”

I don’t know about you, but I had to cross off Buttocks Surgery from my Xmas list and will now have to look into sticking with the calf implants. I hear squats are better for the buttocks anyways. And how often have you said “buttocks” in real life. Everyone has a butt, but what is the ocks all about? No jokes about what that rhymes with please, we are talking about a former Miss Argentina’s death here.

The world has suffered a great disservice when a wife and mother of 7-year old twins dies from butt surgery, but (oh man stop me now!) Kim Kardashian is still walking the planet after having 27 elective buttocks surgeries.

(via TMZ)

She has several tattoos, most of them she is proud of. She does regret, however, her “tramp stamp” on her lower back. She says the location could have been better. I’m still stuck on the Bentley comeback.