Aaaw, don’t they look “sweet?” Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo get creative with icing at his Saturday birthday celebration. She even licked cake off his face!. Uhm, get a room, guys!

Jessica Simpson was hospitalized at Cedars- Sinai Medical Center. She was diagnosed with a kidney infection and has received treatment. She was released and is “doing fine.” In fact, she has returned to work on her country album.

Jessica Simpson is in Kuwait to help boost the morale of U.S. troops, though some reports are slamming her for bringing an entourage of celebrity hairstylist and numerous assistance, and flying by private jet, too. Her rep denies these rumors. “She flew commercially, she is staying in the barracks,” Berger tells PEOPLE. “She’s been with the troops all day. She’s had her meals with them.” Plus, though Jessica’s brought a makeup artist and hair stylist, “She’s not with Ken Paves. She has significantly scaled back her entourage.”

Jessica looks completely happy even though she’s gotten a lot of flack from sports fans who blame her for boyfriend Tony Romo’s bad performance. Guess their relationship’s going strong, too… She just got back from a weekend with him, and is wearing his Dallas Cowboys cap. Aaaw.

Until their next rendezvous, her dog Daisy will keep her company.

Amid the recent rumors circulating the Hollywood grapevine that Miss Simpson was  to star in the remake of the1990 Cinderella-like tale, Pretty Woman, Jessica Simpson’s reps finally put a lid on the gossip and confirmed that the singer will NOT be taking on the role immortalized by Julia Roberts of the tart with a heart.

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo scores again. He and Jessica Simpson were seen flirting at her best friend’s birthday bash at Teddy’s, a popular Hollywood nightclub.

Jessica tried to play coy, at first (or as coy as she could be in a tight black dress and stilettos). But from friendly conversation they progressed to linking arms — and then locking lips. Yes, touchdown for Tony! He leaned in for a kiss right there in the middle of the crowd.

Well at least it wasn’t a first date. Romo and Jessica had Thanksgiving together. But the man is getting a rep for liking pop princesses, having been linked to Carrie Underwood and Britney Spears.

Jessica may be ready to fire her dad, Joe Simpson — thank God. He’s a lousy manager, and stupid decisions have derailed what should’ve been a really strong career. “After The Dukes of Hazzard movie, Joe was telling everyone that Jess was the next Julia Roberts,” said one insider. “The public bought it for a while, but the studios never believed it. Now there isn’t much work for Jessica.â€�

In fact, most of the acting work that Jessica gets is for small self-funded films with pretty abysmal salaries. Time to dust off that Rolodex, girl, and look for a manager who actually knows what he’s doing.

Jessica Simpson wants a real man. Apparently, she’s done with dating “boys” (hmm, wonder what her exes would say about that?) and is ready to be married to her music until the right guy comes along.

Her wishlist includes a man who’s unafraid to show his sensitive side, and loves being with kids. “A real family guy,” she says (apparently, having learned her lesson from seeing the tragic Britney-KFed union). “Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up and twirl him around…and would want to meet my grandparents immediately.” Of course, a cute butt doesn’t hurt, she adds.

Any takers?

Jessica Simpson wants a real man. Apparently, she’s done with dating “boys” (hmm, wonder what her exes would say about that?) and is ready to be married to her music until the right guy comes along.

Her wishlist includes a man who’s unafraid to show his sensitive side, and loves being with kids. “A real family guy,” she says (apparently, having learned her lesson from seeing the tragic Britney-KFed union). “Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up and twirl him around…and would want to meet my grandparents immediately.” Of course, a cute butt doesn’t hurt, she adds.

Any takers?

Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson met a few weeks ago at a Willie Nelson video — and have been getting along, very, very well. The two were spotted at the Huntley Hotel in Sta. Monica, where they had a quick dinner before returning to his Malibu home to “get to know each other better”.

Things are looking up for Owen, who tried to commit suicide last August. Well, Jessica may be the breast — oops, we mean best — form of therapy.

You know, sometimes celebs can just get under your skin, ’cause they’re looking so hot all the time.  But you know, Jessica Simpson’s toned arms are the last straw!  Can I please get a movie deal so I can spend every other waking moment to make my body my priority, please?  Oh yes, can you also add a staff of hot trainers as well?  Thanks.

Blonde actress Jessica Simpson was spotted toting around Daisy dog between takes on the set of the upcoming film, Major Movie Star.  So, I guess Jess still hasn’t learned from her past experiences, that the girl can’t act!

Well, here’s too another American movie classic!

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I can’t help that I find this bit of news not only humourous but also fitting the star.  Jessica Simpson’s newest addition to American cinema, Blonde Ambition, might be headed straight to DVD.  Basically Simpon’s acting couldn’t be any worse.

According to an insider the film is going straight to the movie rental walls & skipping the silver screen altogether.   “It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,� the source states.

The only thing I do feel a bit bad about is that hottie Luke Wilson also stars in the film, but serves him right for gaining all that weight anyway.

So, how bad is the movie?  “The movie is absolutely horrible.  It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting,� replies an insider.

But Jess’ rep doesn’t believe it for a minute, saying, “It’s definitely a theatrical release.â€�

Hmmm, who to believe?  I’m going with the insiders myself.  Sorry Luke!  Lesson to be learned: never star in the same movie with Jessica-Can’t-Act-Simpson.  Stick to that singing, Jess.

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American sweetheart Jessica Simpson & her mom Tina took a bow after the debut of Jessica’s newest design venture, a new swimsuit line.

The new line is named, aptly, Jessica Simpson Swim.  Could have come up with a more creative name, now couldn’t they?

The swimsuits made the runway at the Mercedes-Benz Miami Fashion Week in South Beach this past Saturday.  Jess is describing the swimsuits as showcasing ”different parts of my personality,” from “all-American girl to bohemian.”

Yeah, who else is with me that someone else designs these little numbers & then Jess adds her name to sell, sell, sell?

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Someone other than blondie Jessica Simpson is celebrating their birthday this week, Courtney Love rung in her 43rd birthday by apparently doing her best & scariest ’80s impression.

Love, who turned 43 on Monday, was spotted after her performance at London’s Bush Hall holding a bouquet given to her by an admiring fan. 

I’ve been watching Love for almost a decade now, and I think this might just be the worst picture of Courtney ever.  I mean, the bird-like nose looks like it’s going to turn into a beak any minute now & those teeth look like they could use a good soaking since they look like my grandmom’s dentures.

Really Court, you need some kind of fashion intervention & freeking fast at that!

 

A very hearty happy birthday going out to Jessica Simpson today.  The singer/actress turns 27 today & managed to squeeze in some celebrating last night as well.

On Monday Jess arrived with best pal Daisy in a streamer-filled limo at LAX.  Wonder who decorated the limo…..

Well, it appears as if the on again off again relationship between John Mayer & Jessica Simpson is once again off.  The duo tried to work out their differences recently on a trip to Cabo San Lucas, which should obviously cure everything, but to no avail. 

A Mayer insider revealed, “It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road.”

“It is definitely over – the relationship has ended.”

Team Simpson states, “They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold.”

“This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring. ”

I’m not sure the adjective ‘volatile’ is really the way you want your relationship to be described…. These two should maybe think about just moving on, you tell me.

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“I think I do have a little bit more fun as a blonde. People take me a little too seriously when I’m a brunette. They think I’m trying to be dark and mysterious, when really I’m not.â€�

~Jessica Simpson

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Fresh from Cannes, Jessica Simpson was spotted on the streets of Manhattan Monday sporting a Rolling Stones t-shirt.

Simpson was going it alone on the streets, but managed to squeeze in a date with her on again-off again beau John Mayer on Sunday.  What’s going to come of these two?

I’m thinking splitsville for good.  I just can’t see love & marriage for this couple, can you?

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