The NFL may poke fun at her all they want, but Jessica Simpson will not be cowed. She tells her fans: “Own your beauty!” You go, Jessica!

It’s probably not what you’re thinking. McAfee Inc., known for its virus scanner, conducted a survey about celebrities which will most likely get you malware over the Internet if you do a search on them. At the top of the list, we have Jessica Biel, who is followed closely by Beyonce, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady and Jessica Simpson. You can safely search for the First Couple, though.

Not really all night…she just had a shock when she experienced a 6.6 earthquake in Japan. The star, fresh off of her split with Tony Romo, was in the Land of the Rising Sun to shoot her new show. Unfortunately, a quake hit early today, giving Jessica one heck of a shaking. She’s fine.

They say that Tony Romo dumped Jessica on the night before her 29th birthday. Some say that it was a mutual decision. Whatever it was, she’s heartbroken right now, a friend of hers says. Poor Jessica. Maybe she’s better off with someone else anyway.

Remember when the real estate mogul called Rosie O’Donnell some fugly names? In Jessica Simpson’s case, he seems to be having a change of heart when it comes to women’s sizes. He has been quoted as saying “I think Jessica Simpson looks great. Don’t change Jessica. You look great!” I wonder how heartfelt this statement was?