Well, it wasn’t exactly February 14; it was more like February 11, the night when the cast of Valentine’s Day attended the European premiere in London. The stars in attendance, who usually impress us with their red carpet frocks, shocked the begeezers out of me with their choice of threads that night. See for yourself.

Jessica Alba

Hofit Golan

Demi Moore

Remember when the world wanted Jessica Alba? Then she got pregnant and had to marry her boyfriend Cash Warren early so as to make it look like people in America still care if you are married before you have kids. Wait, you guys still do? Well good thing I’m writing this from Greenland where babies don’t exist.

Can you still believe these two are still married? I know I can’t. He seems like a douchebag that doesn’t treat his fine lady right, but I guess when you have a kid together the bonds get tied a bit tighter. I wonder how much her stock dropped after she got married? She used to be the rising star, then she got married and now is a simple bit player in the game.

Of course that could all be due to the fact she really can’t act. I think her best performance was in Entourage where she got to play herself. Her second best performance of course was in Sin City when she was dancing and not talking.

I’m not giving her crap because it takes a lot of skills for someone to do a great acting job without even speaking. In fact, I would argue only the most talented of actors could pull it off.

Give this girl an Oscar and give this douche his divorce papers.

Hot momma Jessica Alba shined in an Antonio Berardi brocade dress paired with silver strappies.

Sandra Bullock’s fashion choices have always been hit and miss, so I was happy to see her looking fabulous in this nude Vivienne Westwood gown.

While most celebrities followed the standard glam code, fashion rebel Ginnifer Goodwin stood out with her striped Christian Lacroix minidress accessorized with large corsages.

Always a red carpet favorite, Taylor Swift looked stunning in a white Jenny Peckham dress and silver Christian Louboutin shoes.

That Herve Leger gown fit Diane Kruger in all the right places, while her accessories spelled chic: a rockstar box clutch and metallic shoes.

Who was your favorite? View the red carpet arrivals, highlights, and winners here.

Now I am not saying she really is single, I am just saying that if you were judging just by these pics then you could assume she is. She probably isn’t, but you know she has to be getting tired of her man. Married at a young age only because she wanted to get knocked up by a guy she met on a horrible movie. I mean, that isn’t the fairytale type of lifestyle that the celebs we follow should be going for, but she went for it and I’m just saying she is ending it shortly. I know these things because I have senses that allow me to understand the complexities of women.

Does this make me a god? In some cultures it probably does, but I also fart a lot which makes me a king in other cultures. Basically you can assume overall that I am a great guy. Watch, I’ll even post another pic of Jessica hanging out with friends and no man.

Now even you are thinking that she is single now aren’t you? Don’t lie. Maybe if we all hope at the same time it will really come true. I got first dibs on her though since I have put this massive effort together.

Paris Hilton downs a few drinks and does a cancan around Tinseltown.

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon arrive at a New York party dressed in matching angel costumes.

Brentwood—Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant, husband Len Wiseman as Eric Draven from The Crow, and daughter Lily as a magician.

Toy Story—Gwen Stafani-Rossdale takes the whole family for some Halloween fun. She goes as Jesse the Cowgirl with her dinosaur-clad tots Kingston and Zuma. Boo to hubby Gavin Rossdale, who would’ve made a cool Woody.

Emile Hirsch takes off from Never Never Land and heads off to Club XIV.

Eliza Dushku and boyfriend Rick Fox dress up like a couple of zombie gangsters for a Halloween party at Club XIV.

Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom dress up like caped crusaders Batman and Catwoman.

Jordin Sparks leaves Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Voyeur in Los Angeles as a disheveled Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. Holding her hand is boyfriend Steph Jones.

Jessica Alba goes as Dora the Explorer, while her beau Cash Warren (not pictured) comes as Diego.

Star Wars was the theme on NBC’s Today Show; Anne Curry as Darth Vadar, Matt Lauer as Luke Skywalker, Natalie Morales as Queen Padma Amidala, Hoda Kotb as Yoda, Meredith Vieira as Princess Leia, Kathy Lee Gifford as C3PO and Al Roker as Han Solo.

That’s how she describes herself now that she is a mommy. She cried when she had to work out to lose weight for her Campari calendar shoot. She cries whenever she sees her baby on the web cam – she’s away for the shoot. But hey, her calendar photos are worth the tears. Check them out here.

Who said she was? Apparently, everyone thought she was when she told a reporter during the Obama inauguration “Be neutral about it – be Sweden.” You mean Switzerland? Yeah, that too.

Seriously, though, everyone makes mistakes sometimes. And they both start with S, it’s easy to confuse them. It doesn’t mean you’re stupid, does it?

Who could forget Britney Spears’ boo-boos years ago with her tots? It seems that Jessica Alba might be a strong candidate for similar things – she nearly dropped her daughter while holding her in one arm. But hey, I think she tripped and we’re all entitled to our mistakes. right? Everyone’s fine by the way.

Months after her wedding, Jessica Alba finally got her wedding reception. The star got married to sweetheart Cash Warren seven months ago and held a formal reception Friday in Beverly Hills. Another star of the night was their daughter Honor, who is 6 months old.