On Saturday night, the Ventura County’s Sheriff’s department said that a suicide call was placed allegedly from Heather Locklear’s home.

The sexy 46-year-old denied that anything happened at all, her rep saying that Heather was fine and nobody in her household ever placed the call. And when the paramedics arrived at Heather’s house, it seemed true indeed.

Okay, I was a little suspicious of the Heather Locklear hookup, she was going through a hard time, you know.

But how the hell does David Spade continuously get all the hot ladies?  I mean, he’s so far from hot & so far from funny, how does he do it?

Spade was caught getting a little more than friendly over the weekend with none other than Pamela Anderson in Las Vegas.  The pair showed up together at the JET nightclub & enjoyed some champagne and Red Bull vodkas together, and from the looks of it a kiss or two as well.

Catherine Zeta-Jones & her old man hubby Michael Douglas were seen in Palos Verdes this weekend at the Michael Douglas and Friends Celebrity Golf Event.  How charming.

Stars the likes of Marky Mark, Josh Duhamel & Heather Locklear were on hand to help the cause of health & community services.  Everyone seemed to be in good spirits at the golf charity event, except for Marky Mark who looks like he’s sending hateful brain waves to the seemingly happy couple.

I’m kinda with Marky Mark on this one, what the crap does amazingly beautiful CTZ see in oldiepants Douglas?

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