Poorly fashioned redhead ups her game and changes the style of things. Not bad, not bad at all. Well it’s not like she doesn’t have a lot to work with. She is rich and a woman. I figured women were born with an innate sense of fashion, but apparently I’m wrong in that sense. Thank goodness I was born with that sense. Does that make me a woman? Of course it doesn’t, it just means I’m connected with them enough to get with every single one of them on the planet.

You read that right. I can get with every single woman on the planet. That’s a lot of women. I’m guessing around 3 billion of them, but that doesn’t mean I want to get with every single one of them. There is only so much time on the planet and if I spend it running through every single woman around I won’t have time to start a family. Of course being with every single woman on the planet means that eventually I will have a buttload of families.

Pantyhose though? Really? And with that I’m done. Peace.