Ever heard of Beso? Not the Spanish word for kiss, but Eva Longoria Parker’s restaurant. Looks like she’s doing good despite the economic downturn. The word is that she’s opening up a branch in Las Vegas and some airports around the country. I wonder how tasty the dishes are…

Well it depends on who you ask what the real definition of newlyweds is, but for this tandem, they still feel as if they got married yesterday. Despite being married for a year now, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seem to be feeling the same way they did at the beginning of their marriage. As for kids? They are very much looking forward to having little Tonys – or Evas for that matter – running around.

Eva Longoria is one smart star.

Knowing that going in and out of a car could be a chance for paparazzi to take pictures of her crotch, Longoria had a brilliant solution… wear spandex shorts underneath her dress.

Great idea!

Ahh, summer weddings.  Whether they’re taking place in southern France or the southern U.S., summer weddings are just fun for all.

But who has had the best style so far?

Do you go more for the casual cowboy ceremony of Rebecca Romijn & fellow actor Jerry O’Connell?

Or are you more of a French chateau wedding kinda person, like Eva Longoria & her Tony Parker?  You tell me.

Eva Longoria & basketball star Tony Parker tied the knot twice this weekend in France.  According to French law, the couple had to be married first in a civil ceremony before they could proceed to a religious ceremony.  More bang for your buck if you ask me.

Longoria & Parker enjoyed a civil ceremony on Friday & took their wedding places once more on Saturday for the official religious ceremony. 

So, it looks like the possibility of sweeping Tony away from the evil claws of Eva are now gone, but there’s always divorce, eh?

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“Desperate Housewives” actress Eva Longoria will be gracing the May cover of the German magazine Max.

Is it just me, or does Longoria require loads of makeup & PhotoShop to look this good?  I mean come on!  How can you go from this, to this?

You tell me.

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I can’t say this album was highly anticipated by the masses, because most of us don’t even know who Belgian Tony Parker is, but the San Antonino Spur recently released a rap album the likes of which no one really liked.

“Desperate Housewives” actress Eva Longoria cheered her fiance on as he released his very first (and last) rap album this week.  Unfortunately ”Balance-toi” was not the rap album of the year.

Parker basically brags (more than most) about his lavish life in a semi-rappish style, much to the chagrin of these ears of mine.  The only thing going for Tony with his new album, is that most of the lyrics are in French.  For some handy dandy (& a little scary) translations of his rhymes, check out the Village Voice. 

We all just think that Parker should stick to the things he knows best:  marrying older & uglier women and playing ball.

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Love is in the air this Valentine’s Day!  On a recent surprise visit to the Desperate Housewives set, basketball star Tony Parker literally sweeps fiance & actress Eva Longoria off her petite feet.

I wonder if the French-speaking Parker is whispering her sweet nothings….  Probably more like, “So, Eva darling, how do you feel about a pre-nup?”  Or maybe that’s me just being cynical.

Thanks to People for the fab image.

Eva Longoria & all her chins showed up on the set of “Desperate Housewives” Wednesday.

Tony Parker’s fiance was spotted in Pasadena, California with an apparent case of the giggles.  Maybe it’s because she had a great morning of banging on those drums her neighbors constantly complain about, or maybe she’s thrilled because her charity PADRES Contra El Cancer just collected a large donation.

What ever the story on Eva’s giggle fit, it looks like she & all her many chins are having a good time.

Thanks to People for the image.

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was spotted wearing an elegant piece by Vera Wang at the SAG Awards Sunday.

Normally it takes a lot for Eva to look classy, but this Vera Wang was just the trick.  I’m sure that fiance Tony Parker approved all the same.

Thanks to People for the image.

In all the flurry of reporting that Eva Longoria & longtime beau Tony Parker were finally engaged, it slipped my mind completely so show off that huge rock. My apologies about that!

Eva Longoria was spotted at the VHI Big in ‘06 Awards sporting her new diamond engagement ring from basketball star Tony Parker. I think he did a grand job of picking that one out, don’t you think?

Thanks to PopSugar for the pics!