That’s what they all say.

Remember the report on The Hoff’s daughter calling her mom to tell her that her dad was drinking way too much? Well, according to Access Hollywood, a source claims that it was a case of ear infection, and not excess drinking. So how did we get from inebriation to infection?

It’s not that serious, but serious enough for The Hoff’s 17-year-old daughter to call her mom Pamela. She told her mom that daddy was drinking way too much and one of Pam’s friends called 911. David Hasselhoff was then taken to the hospital. He was supposed to be released Sunday night, but nothing has been confirmed yet. Good parenting model, huh?

In case you haven’t heard, David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital. Reports said that he was rushed there due to alcohol poisoning. A spokesperson has released statements to the effect that he is now doing fine.

Jeez, this whole Britney Spears / Kevin Federline divorce crap is almost turning into a David Hasselhoff / Pamela Bach situation, and you know that that’s never a good compliment.

Brit’s ex-manager Larry Rudolph must feel the same way & has basically gone into hiding, hoping to avoid being served with papers to appear as a witness for the couple’s custody hearings. 

Doing his best to dodge a subpoena, Rudolph has released the following statement:

“Despite the things that Britney has publicly said about our relationship in the past, I truly understand where she’s coming from and why she’s said the things she said about me post-rehab and I don’t take it personally. As her former manager, I know and understand Britney better than anyone, I know what makes her tick and I understand everything she’s going through.

“With that being said, my loyalty will always stay strong with Britney. I have consulted with my lawyers and I do understand that eventually the time will come when they will find me, but until then, I’m trying to avoid being brought into this mess. She’s going through so much right now and I wish Britney the best.”

Well, it looks like Larry is sticking with Team Britney & for that I think I’m rather proud of the man, or fool, though the case may soon show….

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Wow.  Pamela Bach must be a really bad mum if David Hasselhoff won temporary custody of their two kids.  For some amazing reason, even after the infamous drunk hamburger-eating video, the Hoff has won the kids.

The court hearing was held Monday & was closed to the press.  The judge presiding over the case was reportedly stunned when evidence was given regarding the psychological evaluations of the family.

Apparently Hoff’s ex-wife Pamela Bach was abusive towards her kids as well, especially on young Hayley.  Experts also noted that Bach refused to be drug tested.

So, for the next two weeks before the real child custody hearing, the Hoff will be with the kids. 

Jeez, what could Pam have done that was worse than the drunk hamburger-eating video?  Damn!

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My oh my, is this guy hotter that the Hoff?