Victoria Beckham spills the secret to her amazing sex life: she sleeps in the nude. “You don’t sleep with David Beckham,� she said. “I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him every night!�

Got a point there. If we had our hands on a naked David, we wouldn’t bother with clothes either. Or ever leaving the bedroom for that matter.

Good to know that the Spice Girl hasn’t lost her spice. In fact, she’s enjoying the reunion tour.
“I wanted my children to see that Mummy was a pop star.”

All grown up Katie Holmes was spotted checking out Germany’s capital city’s boutiques.

Holmes flew back to Berlin after welcoming close pals David & Vicotoria Beckham to Los Angeles.  Hubby Tom Cruise is still working on filming for the movie Valkyrie in Berlin & wants to keep Holmes close by & safe, from snatchers that might help her come to her senses…

David & wife Victoria “Posh” Beckham were spotted out & about Beverly Hills on Monday.

The trio, with 4-year-old Romeo in tow, were seen scouting out the area for a spot of lunch & some good shopping fun.  Hilariously, Victoria was also trying to give a shout out to family friend Tom Cruise, as she had her tank top embroidered with Jerry Maguire catchphrase, ”Show me the money.”

That’s just too cute, guys.

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Wow!  Now that’s what I call a proper crotch block! 

David Beckham lended a literal hand to his wife Victoria as she was getting out of their car with an always too tight dress on.  But never fear, now that crotch-blocking David is here, Posh’s sexy parts will just have to remain Victoria’s secret!

Now, how to get David out of the way & see the real goods…. 

Britney Spears, pay attention girl- this is how it’s done!

It looks like David Beckham & wifey Victoria were basically born for Hollywood.  They already have the interesting tatts, the cool & ever changing hair, the exposed nipples & the attitude.  Now all they need is a daily coffee run in a Bentley.  Oh wait, check that too!

Becks was spotted getting his caffeine fix on at a Los Angeles coffee shop before he headed out to his first Galaxy training session at the Home Depot center.  David drove Posh’s handsome Bentley on his 15-mile trip to Carson, California.

Pimp ride & some coffee, that’s my kind of life!

With the big move this week for David & wife Victoria Beckham to the U.S., I am beginning to wonder if this is such a good idea after all.

I mean, half the time it looks like Posh is actually some kind of she-bot controlled by the whims of her tiny little mind, but you tell me!

While David & wifey Victoria Beckham weaved their way through London’s Heathrow airport, they turned many a head.

David, looking brightly bohemian & Victoria, looking quote Pete Doherty, could have been street performers.  I probably would drop more change into David’s hat though….

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WTF?  After seeing Victoria Posh Beckham on the city streets getting prepared for the debut of her reality TV show, it looks like the wife of soccer star David Beckham is backing out of the deal.

Victoria has reportedly backed out of the reality TV show with NBC which was to cover the family’s move from the UK to the States.

According to reports, the diva soccer wife is saying that family comes before fame.   

A source was quoted as saying that “the TV series was a great launchpad for her career … but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority.”

Ummm, so, Posh can’t have her own job, I mean besides the one where she walks the streets with nipples blaring?

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“I think I’ve had the same haircut for two years now and I was getting slightly bored. You know it’s part of something that I do.”

~David Beckham

Well, we kinda goofed up & forgot all about David Beckham’s 32nd birthday!

But never fear, we’re making up for the slip-up with a birthday pic!  To celebrate David’s big day, wife Victoria took the platinum stallion to London’s Cipriani for dinner.

The couple look fab, though I think I’m kinda done with David’s do.  What about you?

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Well, it looks like the truth has finally come out, Victoria Posh Beckham is one big meanie.  According to an NBC insider, she is arrogant & very difficult to work with.

As NBC chronicles David & wife Victoria Beckham’s move from the UK to the US, the network is finding out what a grade A bitch the woman really is.

Here’s the insider now, “We think she’s full of herself and not very nice. She’s very picky, demanding and rude. And she was mean to the assistants, too.

“She waltzes around with her icy attitude. People will walk up to her and say, ‘Welcome to America’, or, ‘Good luck with the move’, and she doesn’t even stop to talk to them.

“The show is designed to make her a star in the States, but she’s dreaming if she thinks that’s going to happen. She’s coming off as a grade-A bitch!’ It is also alleged the show’s nervous producers are worried the series will be boring and a major flop.

“No one knows what to do with her to make the show interesting - she’s so boring! Every suggestion the producers make, she rejects.”

Okay, so I have an idea for the show.  Have someone confront her about her bitchy ways & see how she reacts.  Then schedule sessions with a bitch counselor.  I think it may just work.  What do you think?

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Recently soccer star David Beckham was spotted at London’s NOBU having a nice dinner with wife Victoria Posh Beckham.

But while the newly blonde Victoria was going without, David was enjoying his meal AS WELL AS some rubbernecking stares at fellow dinner, model Kelly Killoren Bensimon. 

According to one witness, David just could not keep his eyes off the model, saying, ”Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it.”

“Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything.”

And of course, a rep for the Beckhams was a little to quick to comment, ”If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife.”

Yeah, right.  Checking Victoria out is like checking out a fire extinguisher, you look to make sure it’s there for emergency purposes, but other than that you never think twice about it.  Don’t you agree?

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Victoria Posh Beckham & handsome hubbypants David Beckham stepped out in London with matching dos.  And we don’t like it.

They rather remind us of The Shining twins, don’t they?  I mean, come on!  Next will we be seing a hard-nippled David walking the streets of New York City?  Well, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad….

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“I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud.�

~David Beckham

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Oops, well there goes an American career.  Soccer (football) legend David Beckham suffered a serious injury to his knee at a match on Sunday when the Real Madrid midfielder collided with an advertisement sign.

Beckham, who recently signed a $250 million contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy was hurt when he ran into a sign while playing a soccer game at home against Getafe.

The 31-year-old star tried to continue to play after the incident, but soon limped off the field much to the chagrin of his fans.  Apparently you should never bend it like Beckham, as David was diagnosed with damaging the “lateral internal ligament of his right leg” & will be undergoing further tests later this week to determine the extent of his injury.

“It looks serious but I do not want to say how bad until the doctors do the scan,” said Real Madrid Coach Fabio Capello.

Hmmm, maybe Capello is just a little vindictive since Beckham left Real Madrid before his contract was really over, I wonder if some accidentally may have placed that sign there for David to run in to, an maybe some Vaseline on the field to ensure that ole Beckham would never play soccer again.  Ahhh, conspiracy theories, don’t you love ‘em?

Well, it looks like the Los Angeles Galaxy may have just paid top dollar for a benchwarmer.  What do you think?

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With soccer legend 31-year-old David Beckham & his 32-year-old posh wife Victoria coming to America, the country has brought out the wax to welcome the English couple.  Waxen figures of the power couple were imported from London & unveiled Tuesday Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York City.

After David signed a five-year contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team, Victoria has been searching the L.A. area over for a suitable home for their family & it doesn’t look like Lionel Richie’s home was even close.

You know, I think these wax figures of the Beckhams look a whole heck of a lot better than the real thing, don’t ya think?

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