Married 400-year old Michael Douglas. Most significant role in the last three years involved T-Mobile, commercials and a giant WTF. She made it to Ocean’s Twelve, but Angelina Jolie cut her off after that and you didn’t get to see her in the third movie. Maybe that is what happened to her? After locking lips with Brad Pitt in the movie, Angelina simply wasn’t having it so she blacklisted Catherine for all movies.

Wow, Angelina has some major power. I mean she doesn’t mess around. I guess she felt bad for Jennifer Aniston because she took her man so she let her at least do the same role over and over and over and over again in all of her movies. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I only know that because a woman tattooed that on my private parts. I won’t go into detail about the story, but it included Mt. Rushmore, smores and a squirrel.

Anyways let me go look at the great IMDB to see if she is doing anything new this year. Doesn’t look like anything till 2011, but I did learn something new. Her father is Irish and her mother is Welsh. I had no idea, I always assumed she was Mexican. Since when do Irish and Welsh people look like her? She is exotic and they are ginger-haired, pale with freckles.

What a crazy world we live in.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is one of the most beautiful and talented women in Hollywood, and now she is taking herself to a whole new level – Broadway. She is joining legendary Angela Lansbury in a revival Stephen Sondheim’s “A Little Night Music.” This is a big thing for her, isn’t it?

Catherine Zeta Jones is looking better and better despite being married to Michael Douglas. She says she’s just 39 years old but we know that’s just a bunch of crap. But she still looks good for her age, whatever it is.

Catherine Zeta-Jones & her old man hubby Michael Douglas were seen in Palos Verdes this weekend at the Michael Douglas and Friends Celebrity Golf Event.  How charming.

Stars the likes of Marky Mark, Josh Duhamel & Heather Locklear were on hand to help the cause of health & community services.  Everyone seemed to be in good spirits at the golf charity event, except for Marky Mark who looks like he’s sending hateful brain waves to the seemingly happy couple.

I’m kinda with Marky Mark on this one, what the crap does amazingly beautiful CTZ see in oldiepants Douglas?

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