Miami Beach was the place to be this weekend, with celebrity-studded pre-Super Bowl parties and all. Maxim magazine made sure their yearly football fete wasn’t one to forget. Check out some of the stars that got their fill of—sing with me now—“patron, tequila, me and my mamacita…”

Ahoy! Ed Westwick sported sailor stripes.

From The Hills to South Beach: Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, Lo Bosworth, and Stephanie Pratt posed for the event’s red carpet.

TV couple Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey snuggled by the beach.

Brody Jenner went straight for the bottles.

The Wayans brothers, Keenan Ivory and Shawn, posed for the papz.

Skyler and Stefan Gordy of LMFAO got the crowd going.

My biggest question is: Where was February cover girl Amanda Bynes?

The Hills actor was taken to the hospital for a case of appendicitis. Unfortunately for him, he had to spend his 26th birthday there. He tweets how much it sucks to be there on his birthday but that he’s happy because he’s got his lady with him. Get well soon, then.