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Well, I think I’m throwing in the towel for Britney Spears.  The damn girl has not only lost her mind, but apparently has forgotten how to dance, as you saw from that MTV VMA shabby performance.

And if that wasn’t enough, Spears was once again caught without panties & showing the world her glorious tired assets.  I guess we should all just be happy with the memories of what Brit once was…..

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Well, it wasn't so much of a comeback as a don't come back.

Britney Spears took the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night & lemme tell you, it wasn't pretty.  Spears opened with her new single, "Gimme More" & afterwards we wished it was called "Gimme Less."

Brit is once again proving that she has already re-invented herself more than humanly possible & that she just doesn't have any more cat lives left.  Poor Brit.  I'll bet she's having a hell of a Monday.

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After a long night of clubbing it up in Las Vegas, Britney Spears was spotted returning to Los Angeles with the three men in her life Saturday- sons Jayden James & Sean Preston, as well as Spiderman!

Woah, it looks like Brit's got it bad for the man in red, actually it looks like the singer gets off on sniffing armpit.  But that kinda makes sense, right?  I mean, it is Britney after all!

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Jeez, this whole Britney Spears / Kevin Federline divorce crap is almost turning into a David Hasselhoff / Pamela Bach situation, and you know that that's never a good compliment.

Brit's ex-manager Larry Rudolph must feel the same way & has basically gone into hiding, hoping to avoid being served with papers to appear as a witness for the couple's custody hearings. 

Doing his best to dodge a subpoena, Rudolph has released the following statement:

"Despite the things that Britney has publicly said about our relationship in the past, I truly understand where she's coming from and why she's said the things she said about me post-rehab and I don't take it personally. As her former manager, I know and understand Britney better than anyone, I know what makes her tick and I understand everything she's going through.

"With that being said, my loyalty will always stay strong with Britney. I have consulted with my lawyers and I do understand that eventually the time will come when they will find me, but until then, I'm trying to avoid being brought into this mess. She's going through so much right now and I wish Britney the best."

Well, it looks like Larry is sticking with Team Britney & for that I think I'm rather proud of the man, or fool, though the case may soon show....

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Britney Spears was all about pouting after dinner at Cravings Monday night.  The rocker was seen sporting a green mini at the trendy restaurant while toting the kids around town.

The word on the street for Brit’s pouting is that over the weekend, Spears found out that ex-husband Kevin Federline is subpoenaing some of her people, including her longtime bodyguard, to testify in the custody hearing for their two children.

Man, this is going to get bloody, isn’t it?



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Well, it looks like it ain’t over till it’s over, ya’ll.  Kevin Federline & attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan filed documents on Wednesday evening to gain more custody to K-Fed than was originally awarded in the Britney Spears divorce settlement.

The papers were filed in Los Angeles at 4:15pm by a very pleased-with-himself Federline.  The documents & contents are under seal, but it appears as if the petition is questioning the decision to make Brit the primary caregiver of 23-month-old Preston & 11-month-old Jayden James.

Hmm, I guess we’ll just have to wait & see about this one.  With Britney making more of a spectacle of herself these days, who knows what the courts will decide….

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You know, if she wasn’t such a glutton for punishment, I might start feeling bad for Britney Spears, who just can’t seem to catch a break these days.

Us Weekly is reporting that good ole Brit invited some folks up to her hotel room after a video shoot, including a college student.  The student is now claiming that all Britney wanted to do that night was to get naked in the hot tub & kiss him all over. 

So, will the real Britney Spears step forward.  Is it the mother Brit?  The singer Brit?  The new crazy Brit?  Or the horny Brit?  You tell me.



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Britney Spears- Still Crashing & Burning

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Good grief!  Someone put out & help the crashing & burning Britney crazypants Spears!  Despite the fact that Brit was able to finally land a manager & get cozy with Allure magazine once more, the star crashed into a parked car on Monday.

Yep, I said it.  A parked car.  Apparently Spears was not injured in the fender bender, but we can’t say the same for the innocent car that she hit while trying to park. 

Even Allure’s editor in chief doesn’t have many positive things to say about our Britney.

“I thought we could present the profile as her comeback… Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time and ready to work. She was entirely un-self-conscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup…. (she was) agreeable and cooperative,” but “that was the last we saw of her … she missed four appointments for an interview… Britney has long lost her role-model status … Spears still commands our attention, perhaps even more so now than before her life imploded.”

Poor Brit.  What’s to become of her?  I’m thinking porn, who’s with me?



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Wayward mother, daughter, celeb & singer Britney Spears was spotted on Tuesday by the paps doing a bit of swervy driving.  That’s always a great idea, especially when you have you eldest son Sean Preston in the back of your convertible Mini Cooper. 

Spears was seen attempting to get back to the correct side of the road after she had somehow ended up on the other side of the double yellow line.  Maybe Brit was imagining she was Austin Powers in Britain?

For goodness sake, someone please give Britney either a slap in the face to wake her up or some kind of mirror so she can she what she’s becoming: The Redneck from Hollywood Hell.



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Ahh. the crazy world of Britney Spears continues.  It’s come out that while Brit was in Las Vegas last week there was a scuffle between her & some paparazzi.

Two photographers are alleging that Spears threw a baby bottle at them & threatened to kill them.  Brit apparently yelled, “I am going to kill you! I am going to f—ing kill you!”

24-year-old Andrew Deetz & 23-year-old Kyle Henderson, 23 don’t seem too bothered by Brit’s death threat, as they have been more than happy to start suing the singer.  The duo are also stating that Britney’s bodyguard was a little too rough in protecting Miss Spears from the paps.  And from the looks of it, maybe that’s true…

All’s fair in love & war, eh?



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Okay, ya’ll.  With Britney Spears’ attorney & Kevin Federline’s lawyer meeting up on Monday to finalize the divorce & settlement proceedings, I’m curious all over.

Who got the kids?  Spears’ lawyer asked the judge to keep the custody & child support payment under wraps, which he has agreed to, but we need to know the goods.  I guess we’ll just have to speculate.  So, who got Sean Preston & Jayden James?  You tell me!



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Well, I don’t know if anyone still wants her, but Britney crazypants Spears is once again free & clear as a Los Angeles judge has signed her divorce decree.  No going back, Brit.  You & good ole Kevin Federline can now go about your separate lives, thank god!

Britney’s attorney Laura Wasser as well as K-Fed’s lawyer showed up in court Monday to present settlement papers, I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about what transpired soon, except that Wasser made a motion to keep the custody & child support details a secret on the grounds that making the info public could possibly damage their two children Sean Preston & Jayden James.

And I’m thinking that that might mean Brit didn’t do so hot, but what do ya’ll think?



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Now that we all know that good ole Britney Spears did a tell-all for OK! Magazine, we now get to see the glossy cover!

Spears revealed many a tears during the interview & one can only hope the singer was semi-drunk during the whole thing, which seems like the only time the pop princess actually makes any damn sense.

OK! will be publishing the details of Brit’s private meltdown in the upcoming issue that hits newsstands on Friday.  The mag’s Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens stated, “OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”

At just 50 cents per issue, I’ll bet we’ll know at least a dollar’s worth, eh?

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Crotchflasher Britney Spears has a new look in town.  We’re calling in the widow hooker look, whatcha think?

Apparently Spears isn’t just walking around the city in this outfit, she’s putting a music video together for her song “Get Back.”  Hopefully the video will bring back a little something that we actually saw in Brit several years ago.

You know, before the whole head shaving, K-Fed-loving, ranting & raving Britney took over.  Here’s hoping for a stellar performance!



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“Britney is a good person and a good mom.

“She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions.

“She loves her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James) and they’re turning out great.”

~Christina Aguilera On Britney Spears’ parenting skills, or lack thereof



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