It only goes to show you that money, and lots of it, will get you just about anything.

I mean, most of us wouldn’t dare touch Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis with a ten-foot pole, unless we needed a little greasing for our hairdo that day.

But the oil heir actually seems to have landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, & I’m guessing it’s got something to do with his billions, don’t you think?

But I do have the romantic tendency or two, so maybe Greasy has finally found true love…..NOT!

"Lohan's movie bombed because she a fire crotch."

~Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis

According to Celebitchy, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is quite an act.  Apparently Brandon's mom called up a pal, Tom Arnold, when she thought her dear boy was in a spot of trouble at a Beverly Hills hotel.  I guess they thought Davis was locked in his room & couldn't figure out how to unlock the door?

Tom rushed over to the hotel, wielding a baseball bat, to assist Paris Hilton's BFF in his time of need; only a scared young woman in the room alone.  How odd.  Here's the scoop from none other than your favorite Enquirer:

"Wielding a baseball bat, Tom Arnold rushed to the rescue of bad boy Brandon Davis - after the billionaire heir’s worried mom begged Tom to save her troubled son.

[He] stormed into the ritzy Beverly Hills Hotel lobby on Jan 9, waving a bat and demanding: “Where’s Brandon Davis’ room?…”

His mom, socialite Nancy Davis, and Arnold are close pals - and she asked Arnold to rescue Brandon when she thought he was at the hotel with some rough companions.

“Tom charged into the hotel and told security he’d received a call that Brandon, who has a history of drug problems, was ‘pretty messed up and was with multiple guys who could be dangerous’ in a room there,” said a source.

“Security ran up to the room with Tom, expecting a big showdown. But by the time they got there, all they found was a frightened young girl.”"

What a funny tale.  Now if it was only true, then we would really have something.

You tell me- Do you believe what the National Enquirer prints?