Ashlee SImpson may have lost her figure, but not her sense of humor. “Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?” she answered Ellen Degeneres, who asked if she was pregnant.

(By the way, we think she is.)

Straight on the heels of Beyonce’s surprise wedding, Ashlee Simpson has announced that she and Pete Wentz (the bassist for Fallout Boy) are engaged.

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best,” she said. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”

Now, don’t go get your panties all in a wad, those nasty little rumors about Ashlee Simpson & rocker beau Pete Wentz are simply not true, though I doubt Ashlee would mind if they were.

While I know a few of you probably got excited over the reported news, I wonder, would Ashlee & Pete really make a good married couple?  You tell me.

Ashlee Simpson & her new man Pete Wentz were spotted out & about Saturday night getting their PDA on.

The couple were seen at Los Angeles hot spot Parc, where witnesses say the duo were holding hands, cuddling & kissing as they celebrated a pal’s birthday.

It’s kinda funny, because just last November the Fall Out Boy bassist declared that he & Ashlee were “just friends”, but also revealing that ”Ashlee is the sweetest girl ever.”

Well, it looks like the sweetest girl ever & boy bassist are a new hot couple all the same!

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Hollywood sisters Jessica & Ashlee Simpson were spotted at the Koi restaurant in Los Angeles Wednesday.

The two must have had an intimate sister meeting, as they are both sporting the same lipstick & colors.  I have to admit, though, it’s pretty sweet that they’re holding hands.  How often do you see that these days? 

Do you & your siblings ever wear the same lipstick & hold hands down the street?  Or maybe we should just leave that one unanswered….

Thanks to People for their image.