I feel like I am losing my mind, but every time I come across a photoset with AnnaLynne McCord in it there is this pose at least once. I shouldn’t even call it a pose as much as a shot. Does she just get right up in the paparazzi’s face and times the photograph perfectly? Search through our archives and you will see the same picture each and every time except she might have on a different outfit, different hairstyle and a different amount of acne at the time.

Her magic grip over the camera astounds me. I am left grasping at the impossibility that she can do this exact same photo for the rest of the year, but in the back of my mind I know that she can pull it off. There has to be a casino willing to take some wagers on this one and I might be inclined to throw down a little coin to run with it.

In other news don’t you think she would be the perfect spokeperson for ProActiv? They always have celebrities that aren’t known for bad skin on there and to me it would only make sense to include people that actually do have bad skin and you can see it. With AnnaLynne it is a known fact that even make up can’t hide. In fact, sometimes the make up does nothing but accentuate the features of her acne. Nice going make up. You continue to ruin the lives of millions and that is why I try to keep my usage limited to only mascara.

I’m sure most of you have heard the saying, good from far, but far from good, right? This seems to be the case with AnnaLynne McCord. We saw her last week and she had some buther face going on. Not butter face. Buther face. Sounds like butter, but it’s pronounced, “but her”. Everything looks good, but her face. Get it?

Now she is walking around town in a see-through shirt trying to make up for the debacle last week. That is officially the first time I have ever used the word debacle in a sentence and I honestly never figured it would happen because of AnnaLynne McCord. Maybe she really does have something special going on here.

That basically sums up my viewing experience. I could be waiting in line at the Apple Store getting my hands on the new iPad, but instead I am stuck here writing about buther face women. Life is good? Suck it.

For the most part I have always found AnnaLynne McCord attractive. It’s amazing how much one picture can change all of that. She has that exotic, bad girl looking going on that does it for a lot of guys, including myself and she still has that in this picture. Unfortunately, she also some very bad skin being covered up by some very bad makeup. Is she looking to star in Mannequin IV: The Statue of Medusa?

I’m always amazed at how these people can make millions, have an entourage with them at all times, and still show up looking like crap. It defies all odds. I mean, when I show up to the karaoke bar and only order beer that comes in a can, people know what to expect of me and how I should look. Let me rephrase that, people are surprised if I am even walking in with my underwear. That is how I feel about some of these celebs, they gotta know the camera flashes are going to reveal everything they are trying to hide and yet they continue to push it.

She is only 22 so we can only hope that her next red carpet splash isn’t so traumatic. I’m sure she will look back at those awkward high school years and laugh. Or maybe she won’t because this isn’t high school and she isn’t broke anymore. I feel sorry for whoever she slept with that night because her face is implanted on their pillowcase for life now. It is staring back at him wondering if he will call.

Interesting tactic AnnaLynne. I underestimated you.

The star of the new 90210 and an overall good gal. Look at her eyes, look at her hair, and be sure to look at her knees. Her knees are very important. Stay tuned to find out why.

She did something special today. However, I am not going to tell you because too often gossip rags like to disclose the personal lives of stars and I am going to take the higher road today and avoid that. Yes, for once in my life I am taking the higher road and am deciding to avoid telling the world the special thing that she did today.

I hope that she comes across this and is very impressed by me. I hope that she considers it an act of chivalry because it really is and we all know how chivalry is dead to most women today.

I’m not even going to tell you why her name is spelled the way it is or what it even means because I am a noble person. In fact, I’m pretty sure I am a direct descendant of some nobility from Montana. My great great something was the King of Montana when it used to be a kingdom a long time ago.

Okay, in all honesty I have no idea what she did today, but I do know she did something. There is your gossip you hounds.