Down boys.

Lingerie may be a strange legacy to leave, but Larry Birkead just purchased some of the undergarments Anna Nicole Smith wore to a Playboy photo shoot.He hopes the sexy undergarments will help Dannielynn understand her mother's life story—one day.

Oh come on, you jerk, leave her alone. She's already dead.

Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, who dated Anna Nicole Smith
from 2000 to 2002, filed a claim for part of her inheritance. He thinks he's "entited" to her millions, even if he's currently serving a 6 year sentence for threatening her with a knife, and attacking her neighbor. Oh, and by the way, he also stalked her.

The only thing you're entitled to, Mark, is a kick in the... well, never mind.

Oh come on, you jerk, leave her alone. She's already dead.

Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, who dated Anna Nicole Smith
from 2000 to 2002, filed a claim for part of her inheritance. He thinks he's "entited" to her millions, even if he's currently serving a 6 year sentence for threatening her with a knife, and attacking her neighbor. Oh, and by the way, he also stalked her.

The only thing you're entitled to, Mark, is a kick in the... well, never mind.

Writer Michael Lutin reveals that 25-year-old Britney Spears shares an identical chart with the late Anna Nicole Smith.  Lutin has even gone so far as to suggest that Brit might even have a similar fate to that of Anna Nicole.  In that case, watch out men, Britney has a full life of porn & babies coming just around the corner.  Oh wait, I guess she’s already done that too!

Wanna see Freddy von Anhalt naked in his Rolls-Royce?  Too late!  And I didn’t really either, but the 64-year-old does look better that one would have thought, if you ask me.

The always wacky Freddy von Anhalt, or as I like to call him- Zsa Zsa Gabor’s strange husband, claims he was stopped by three women who said they wanted a photograph with the old geezer, but instead apparently wanted to string the man of more than his pride by taking his clothes at gun point.

Interestingly, the 9th husband of 90-year-old Gabor was last in the news for claiming that he too might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn Hope.  Nothing seems to work out for this fogie, now does it?

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Well, what have we here?  Why, the very first photos of photographer Larry Birkhead with his & Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Danielynn, that’s what.

OK! magazine had the honors of shooting the proud papa with his hard-fought-for daughter.   In the mag, daddy Birkhead reveals that just three days prior to Dannielynn Hope’s birth, Anna Nicole sent him a cryptic email reading, “Don’t fall in love again, I’d be a bit jealous.”

It looks like only a few things have come to light when it comes to Anna Nicole Smith.  We now know who the baby daddy is, but there are still so many questions left unanswered…..

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“I told you so.”

~Larry Birkhead

See full scoop here!

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On Tuesday DNA results indicated that Larry Birkhead was indeed the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s four-month-old daughter Danielynn Hope.  After long legal battles, the baby daddy was finally revealed & we are the better for it, possibly.

After the paternity test results were announced, Stern played nice & even went so far as to hug the winning Birkhead.  Maybe after such a long fuss, everyone is happy to put this whole thing behind them.

I wonder what Anna Nicole Smith is thinking right about now, I’ll bet she’s having herself a pretty damn good laugh.

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With the results of the DNA test being revealed tomorrow, let’s take a vote on who will be named the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Danielynn.

Will you vote for Anna Nicole’s ex-lawyer/sometime lover Howard K. Stern?

Will you vote for photographer Larry Birkhead who was told by Anna Nicole early on that he was the actual father?

Or are you going with the real father, Michael freeking Jackson?

It’s up to you now!

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According to reliable sources, Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-lawyer/sometime lover Howard K. Stern will not stand in the way of photographer Larry Birkhead if he indeed is proven to be Anna Nicole’s baby Danielynn’s father.

Tomorrow in the Bahamas, the reults of the DNA test of Anna Nicole’s baby will finally be revealed & we’ll hopefully know if the father is Howard or Larry.  But is anyone else but me hoping for Michael Jackson to be the baby’s father?  It would just make so much sense, wouldn’t it?!

Here’s the scoop thanks to TMZ:

“If Larry Birkhead is confirmed to be Dannielynn’s biological father, Howard will not challenge custody. His love for her will not change, irrespective of the results. Howard will act in Dannielynn’s best interest, because he loves her and would want a smooth transition to protect her, as she is deeply bonded to those who have been with her since birth.

While Howard continues to believe and hope that he is Dannielynn’s biological father, he wants to be involved in her life, regardless of paternity. He wants to share the memories of her mother as the person who knew Anna best and all she wanted for Dannielynn.

Howard will do whatever is necessary to assist Larry Birkhead to defeat any effort by Virgie Arthur to obtain custody of Dannielynn.

Howard was not part of the paternity lawsuit filed while Anna Nicole was alive. The first person to challenge Howard on custody was Virgie Arthur — not Larry Birkhead. Howard is dedicated to Virgie Arthur not having custody of Dannielynn. He is well aware of how Anna Nicole felt about ‘Mommy Dearest’ and Anna’s feelings were clear regarding Virgie Arthur being anywhere near Dannielynn.

Speculation that this is somehow about money for Howard is misguided and wrong. Howard has never made a TV or book deal even though he is the one who knew Anna Nicole best.

Howard wants Anna Nicole to be remembered as an icon like Marilyn Monroe, and he knows a lot of damage has been done to her image in the past two months. This restoration of Anna’s image is important for Dannielynn and the views she will have of her mother as she grows up. He also wants to make sure that only Dannielynn profits from Anna Nicole’s name, likeness and estate. As TMZ reported earlier, the money from Anna Nicole’s funeral went to a trust set up for Dannielynn. Howard set up the trust but he does not, and will not, receive any money from it and is not the trustee.”

The results will be revealed tomorrow in a Bahamas court where Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead & Anna Nicole Smith’s mother Virgie Arthur will be present.  Let’s get those votes in now on who you think the father will turn out to be…

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Boward County medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper ( who I so wish would drop that ‘r’ in his last name) revealed that Smith had nine drugs in her body at the time of her death.  Perper ruled the death an accidental overdose.  The extensive list of drugs found is listed below.

· Trichloroethanol (sedative/hypnotic)

· Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts)

· Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (antihistimine/sedative)

· Clonazepam (anti-anxiety)

· Diazepam (muscle relaxant/anti-anxiety/insomnia)

· Nordiazapam (sedative)

· Temazepam (sedative/hypnotic)

· Oxazepam (muscle relaxant/sedative)

· Lorazapam (anti-nausea/sedative/muscle relaxant)

Wow.  I don’t think even Elton John himself has had that many drugs in his system at once.

Why I find odd is that even days before Anna Nicole’s death, she experienced chills, vomiting & her temperature reached 105.  Don’t you kinda head for the hospital during these circumstances? 

According to the Seminole Police Chief, Charlie Tiger, we should just drop the case & accept the results.

“We found nothing to indicate foul play.”

 ”This case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal elements present.”

 ”This effectively closes the case on Anna Nicole Smith.”

Anna Nicole Smith died on February 9, after being found unconscious in her Florida hotel room.  She was buried next to her son Daniel, who died in September at the ripe old age of 20, in the Bahamas.

The investigation into Daniel’s death begins Tuesday.

Still battling over custody of Anna Nicole’s daughter Dannielynn, Howard K. Stern & Larry Birkhead will soon know who is the new daddy.  Photographer Birkhead recently took a paternity test to prove he is the father, leaving Stern to beg that the DNA results not be read at the trial which resumes April 3.

If you ask me, I’m kinda rooting for ZaZa Gabor’s husband…..

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Thanks to Florida medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper, we may have a new break in the cause of Anna Nicole’s death. 

Perper admits to determining a cause of death, that is until he met with Chief Charlie Tiger of the Seminole Police Department this past Wednesday. 

During the meeting between Perper & Tiger, the chief revealed that he may have new evidence that needs top priority evaluation.  The new information that might lead to a much-needed break in the case is being kept top-secret at the moment & will remain confidential until Perper decides the cause of death. 

Perper stated, “We exchanged information. They informed us about additional pieces of evidence that they have obtained.

“This is going to delay (things) for another week or two.”

As we all know by now, Anna Nicole Smith was found dead in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida on February 8.

Let’s hope these guys can finally get together with an agreed-on cause of death for Anna Nicole.

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“It’s very expensive to be me. It’s terrible the things I have to do to be me.”

~Anna Nicole Smith

RIP

Anna Nicole Smith did not go quietly into that good night.  Smith was well known for her raucous behavior & extreme ways & that’s just how she played it for her funeral.

Instead of wearing the more subtle clothing for her funeral, Anna Nicole sported a ball gown made by close friend Pol’ Atteu, the same friend who handmade Smith’s dress for her son Daniel’s funeral.

“Every stitch was a labor of love,” revealed designer Atteu.

“My tears are all over that dress.”

The light pink & pale ivory dress, with matching tiara, was crafted from French lace, real pearls & Swarovski crystals.  Anna Nicole’s final dress took more than a day & a half to handmake. 

The heart design & the silk flowers sewn into the bust of the gown are suppose to symbolize Smith’s grief over her son Daniel’s sudden death.

“She died of a broken heart,” the designer went on to say.

Even though there are still innumerable unanswered questions like, why didn’t Anna Nicole’s mother Virgie Arthur show up for the funeral reception; what were the somewhat harsh words spoken by the preacher during the funeral, what did Howard K. Stern say at the funeral, will Larry Birkhead ever know the truth & the list goes on & on & on.  We can now all put Anna Nicole Smith to rest & worry about the questionable fate of one Dannielynn Hope who has not only lost her big brother & new her mother, but the world’s sanity as well. 

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Apparently Anna Nicole Smith was a pink, fluffy pillow for man Howard K. Stern who currently has to borrow money from his parents to live.

In the recent court hearing, Smith revealed that Anna Nicole paid for his way while she was living.  So, that’ show K. Stern was able to tolerate the blonde’s rants & ramblings….

Smith dished out cash for Howard’s travel expenses, rent, meals, spending money, you name it Anna Nicole probably paid for it.  Stern said he made approximately “$60,000 – $70,000″ in the year 2002, but has had to borrow money from his parents to pay his way after Anna Nicole’s unexpected death.  But there may be a silver lining for Stern, given that silver lining isn’t in prison for murder, Howard K. confessed that he will probably make about 6% of Anna’s share of J. Howard Marshall’s (Smith’s former & deceased husband) estate.

When asked about Anna Nicole’s drug use, Howard so eloquently stated that she took drugs for depression, saying,“It’s not like Anna was medicated all the time. It’s not like she couldn’t talk.”

Ummm, has Howard K. Stern seen any of those spaced-out videos of Anna Nicole?  You, like, kinda need a spacecadet interpreter to understand what the hell Anna Nicole Smith is trying to talk about.  What a big loserpants.

You tell me- Is there a good bone in Howard K. Stern’s body?

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At a hearing Wednesday regarding Anna Nicole Smith’s death many, many things were revealed.  First there was the Howard K. Stern murder accusation, then there was testimony on unmarked graves, methadone during pregnancy & tears galore. 

Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, held the record for tears shed as she broke down while giving testimony about Anna Nicole.  Virgie made a bold statement about Smith & her son Daniel’s death, saying, “My grandson did not overdose. Howard was there when Daniel died and Howard was there when my daughter died. And he has my granddaughter now and I’m scared for her life.”

Arthur went on to say, “I said to Anna on national TV when Danny died, ‘You’re going to be next. Please be careful of what and who is around you.”

Besides being blindsided by a murder accusation, Howard K. Stern had a tough day in court.  The judge presiding over Anna Nicole’s case repeatedly asked the attorney about Smith’s use of methadone during her pregnancy with Dannielynn, his supposed role in supplying the drug as well as his role in profiting from her death.

“Anna kept her medication stocked in two drawers in the bathroom,” Stern stated for the judge.

When asked about whether Anna Nicole tried to quit using methadone during her pregnancy, Stern stated, “I talked to her about it, and she cut down. But when Anne made a decision, she was pretty clear on it. I don’t think the drugs influenced her decisions.”

Howard, worried about what he might say, said to the judge, “We’re jumping the gun here.”

Which the judge promptly answered, saying, “I am jumping the gun here. I have a gun to my head. I have to decide by Friday at noon.”

Wow, instead of a real case this sounds more like some intense courtroom showdown TV mini series, doesn’t it?  Only Anna Nicole Smith could have died & left this kind of legal maze behind.

You tell me- Are you further convinced that Howard K. Stern killed Anna Nicole Smith?

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Apparently, in a home video an 8-months-pregnant Anna Nicole addressed Spears & tried to reach out as a potential friend.  Interestingly, Smith’s daughter Dannielynn & Spears’ son Jayden were born just five days apart last September.  Here’s what the incredible video reportedly reveals: 

“If you see this for some oddball reason – because I look at your stuff, too [referring to Spears’ Web site] – and you want to be friends, I would love so much to hang out with you,” she said. “I think you’re totally cool, and I think we’re about to have babies around the same time…I would just love to meet you.”

Anna Nicole continued by giving Brit her contact information, “You can call my lawyer, my best friend, my confidant Howard Stern. I think everyone has his number. He’ll give it out to you, Britney. Take cares [sic], and I hope that you do great on your second pregnancy. I’m sure you won’t even see this, but if you do, I’d really love to talk to you. Bye.”

But alas, it doesn’t look like a Smith & Spears meetup ever took place.  A Britney insider states, “Britney is so wrapped up in her own world and herself that she just doesn’t care.”

Yep, that just about sums up Britney’s attitude at the present & it goes double for her children whom she didn’t see several days before she entered rehab, for the second go-round.

You tell me- Would an Anna Nicole Smith & Britney Spears meeting have been a beneficial one, or would the room have exploded due to having too much stupid in the room?

Thanks to Us Weekly for the scoop & the image of Anna Nicole with her daughter Dannielynn.

Howard K. Stern mans the video tape & even goes so far as to say that the footage would be worth a lot of money.  Wow, that Howard K. is such a stand-up guy, you know?

The stammering tape of Anna Nicole aired Monday night on FOX New’s Greta Van Susteren’s show & was supposedly shot when Smith was eight-months pregnant.  Hmmm, I hear doing drugs while pregnant isn’t so good for the child.  But maybe that’s just what big brother wants you to believe, Anna.

As Howard K. Stern shoots the footage, he continuously asks her, “Is this a mushroom trip?” To which Anna Nicole Smith can only say, “Huh?”

Finally Stern just says, “I’m kidding.”

Later, the stoney video shows Howard K. Stern’s true colors with Howard saying, “This footage is worth money.”  While the busty blonde replies, “Why? What footage?”

It’s a terrible thing, but it’s a very classic Anna Nicole Smith video, I’m sad to say.

What do you think of Howard K. Stern now?

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Thanks to Us Weekly, I have the scoop on Howard K. Stern’s “The Insider” interview.

On February 10, Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s partner, former attorney & one of the many possible fathers of her child Dannielynn Hope, was interviewed by “The Insider”.  Stern discussed Anna Nicole’s unexpected death, then broke down in apparent tears of turmoil.

The question I have is this, do we believe Howard K. Stern’s grief is genuine?

According to Jo-Ellan Dimitrius, a jury expert, she’s no buying the act.  Dimitrius reveals, “His face looks sad, but he’s avoiding eye contact.  The crying sounds fake. His eyes aren’t even wet. It’s an act.”

What do you think, are Stern’s tears fake?  Is Howard K. pretending to be stricken with grief after the death of Anna Nicole Smith.  You tell me.

Anna Nicole’s mother Virgie Arthur has flown to the Bahamas to try & remove the 5-month-old from the hands of Smith’s partner, and one of the supposed fathers, Howard K. Stern.

Virgie filed an official complaint with the police Monday, citing that she is worried for Dannielynn’s well-being.

Apparently Arthur already has a spokesman lined up, David Lee, who made this statement, “Her only concern in all of this is getting the baby away from Howard Stern.  She will do whatever she can to get the child away from [him].”

“There is an injunction to prevent the baby from leaving the Bahamas,” said Virgie’s lawyer.

Insiders reveal that Anna Nicole Smith’s mom now ruffled the feathers of attorney Stern, who is more than happy to go for a face-off where Dannielynn Hope is concerned.  So, it looks like it could be years before the fate of Smith’s baby daughter is ever determined & by that time I’m sure that Dannielynn can make up her own mind & become a Playboy playmate herself.

Thanks to Us Weekly for the only image of Virgie Arthur I could round up.

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Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy is currently underway.  If coroners find that Smith’s death was of natural causes, we should know the results of the procedure before too long.

However, if the autopsy reveals foul play or drugs, it may be a while yet until we know the answer behind Anna Nicole Smith’s sudden & untimely death.