Amy Winehouse continues on her downward spiral. She was arrested for headbutting a man, then punched another before enjoying a “post assault” puff of drugs on the street.

Pity how someone so talented could be such a trainwreck. Even Britney’s got her act together, when will she?

Aaaah, Amy the woes never stop, do they? The singer has just been diagnosed with a bacterial skin infection. The nasty pimple-like lumps are not only kinda, uhm, gross, but they can quickly spread to the rest of the body.

The singer isn’t hiding, though. “She’s never been one to care what people think,” said her rep.

Is it just us, or are we starting to feel just a little bit itchy?

British chanteuse Amy Winehouse has been nominated for six Grammy awards and the “Rehab”-bed superstar is really keen on performing live during the awards show. But this could be put in jeopardy if she does not prove that she has really cleaned up her act (she recently finished her rehab treatment a few weeks ago). There are reports that the US might not grant her a visa is she does not pass her drug tests.

Screw US immigration! You won’t let a true talent like Amy Winehouse in but let a no-talent skeleton like Posh Spice to live in LA?!

Amy WInehouse was caught outside of her house, “muttering incomprehensibly” with no make up, no beehive, and no top for that matter. Yes, the rockstar was standing around in just faded jeans and a red bra.

Her rep dismissed speculations that she was stoned beyond belief and said Amy was just checking out noises outside her home, and had gone out to investigate. That dazed and confused look? “She’d been sound asleep, and then there were all these photographers – of course she looked startled.”

Uh, yeah.

Doctors have advised

Amy Winehouse to cancel all her shows and promotional appearances. “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake,” says Amy, “My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.” Her husband was thrown in the slammer for manipulating witnesses for his assault trial.

Her doctors feel that the “emotional” strain would be too much for Amy — and we suspect even her producers are alarmed by the shaky performances she’s delivered this year. She can’t even finish a concert without running off stag. She’s been booed, and we don’t think the ’suspected” cocaine use (the white powder spotted on her nose could’ve been, oh, cornstarch) helps.

Amy may have to pay fines of £500,000 plus insurance costs on future bookings because of the cancellation.

You can probably guess who made it to Maxim’s
List of ”Sexiest Celebs” — like Charlize Theron and Jessica Alba. But guess who they slammed on their “Unsexiest” list?

 Sarah Jessica Parker was declared the “least sexiest girl in a group of very unsexy women” (guess she’s not getting sex in this city). Amy Winehouse made it to No. 2 thanks to her “hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.” Sandra Oh of Grey’s Anatomy was called “boyish” while Madonna and Britney (who were once thought the sexiest women of their generation) were declared either “self-righteous” or just nuts.

Crazy Brit Amy Winehouse was spotted hanging out the window of her London flat.

Whether the foul-mouthed singer was drying her beehive or just waiting for the post, it’s your call.

All I can say for this Limey is that she sure needs some new shoes & good face washing!

Amazingly Amy Winehouse has survived yet another year here on this planet & is actually celebrating her 24th birthday.

So, this Guinness goes out to Amy who we wish a very happy birthday & hopes that she’ll be around till at least next week….

Amy Winehouse is giving good ole Lindsay Lohan a run for her money, as the British singer is the newest celebrity trainwreck in town.

Winehouse has reportedly hit the ground running after she left rehab for the second time in one week after she had a major blowout with hubby Blake.

The songbird left her cage for the first time on August 17th so she could “visit the head doctor,” but the head doctor apparently turned out to be a bartender & Amy ended up at the Causeway Clinic in Essex for the second time on Sunday evening. 

But according to the UK publication, The Sun, Amy has once again left rehab.  Well, at least she’s consistent & reliable, eh?

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During an interview with Spin magazine, I have come to the conclusion that singer Amy Winehouse is a bit of a loon. 

23-year-old Winehouse was in fine form for the interview allowing the curse words to fly, taking “long bathroom breaks” during the photo shoot where she later checked her nose with a shard from a broken mirror.

Actually during the interview, Amy decides to mutilate her stomach in honor of her hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, “she stands against the wall, flashes popping as she gently carves ‘I LOVE BLAKE’ onto her bare stomach with that shard of mirror.”

Amy discusses many topics during her interview with Spin, but I thought the topic of why she writes was given an interesting reply.

“I write songs because I’m f—ked in the head and need to get something good out of something bad…I thought, ‘F—k, I’m going to die if I don’t write down the way I feel. I’m going to f—king do myself in.’ It’s nothing spectacular,” Whitehouse reveals.

Wow.  I think Amy might just need some love & a very large teddy bear…

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After reconciling only a few days prior, singer Amy Winehouse decided to go ahead & get hitched to fiance Blake-Fielder-Civil last Friday in Miami.  Maybe the Florida heat just got to her…. 

An insider reveals, “Amy Winehouse did get married to fiancé Blake Fielder-Civil this morning in a very private, intimate ceremony. They are very happy.”

And it looks like the newly married couple didn’t waste time celebrating at the Shore Club Hotel with many a pina colada.

Congrats to the happy couple.