Johnny Depp topless, that’s all you have to say in order for me to have a superfantabulous Monday.
Depp & his life partner Vanessa Paradis were spotted sunning it up onÂ a boatÂ in theÂ Mediterranean recently.Â I don’t even mind that Vanessa is in the picture, because Johnny just looks that good!
Even though Lindsay Lohan isÂ basically a train wreck & a half, it looks like folks still want toÂ put good ole LL inÂ acting roles.
Lohan is rumored to be taking on theÂ role of a prostitute in an upcoming movie about tango legend Carlos Gardel & his involvement with a lady of the night.Â Sounds interesting, I guess Linds won’t have toÂ actually act for this one…Â
Ahh, summer weddings.Â Whether they’re taking place in southern France or the southern U.S., summer weddings are just fun for all.
But who has had the best style so far?
It’s definitely difficult and sort of bizarre to deal with. You do really have to just get into a place where you feel Zen about it. You just have to take a deep breath and know that somebody is going to be taking your picture while you’re going to the laundry and picking up your dry cleaning.
“You don’t understand why somebody cares but they’re there. So you just go about your day and ignore them. That’s the best way to deal with it.”
~Jessica Biel talking about dealing with the paparazzi
Maybe we should start taking bets on how long actress Naomi Watts can hold that baby inside until she freeking pops!
Superpregs Watts was seen full of giggle & laughter at a fabric store in BrentwoodÂ on Wednesday.Â Naomi was shopping the threads at the Brentwood Country Mart.
Maybe she’s trying to figure out what she has left in her closet that she can actually put even her big toe inside!
Crotchflasher Britney Spears has a new look in town.Â We’re calling in the widow hooker look, whatcha think?
Apparently Spears isn’t just walking aroundÂ the city in this outfit, she’s putting a music video together for her song “Get Back.”Â HopefullyÂ the video will bring back a little something that we actually saw in Brit severalÂ years ago.
You know, before the whole head shaving,Â K-Fed-loving, ranting & raving Britney took over.Â Here’s hoping for a stellar performance!
Minnillo & Lachey were spotted outsideÂ LAX on Wednesday, apparently posing for the paps while Nick tried to figure out where the hellÂ their ride was.Â Â
Vanessa currently has no film or TV projects on the table & poor little Nick hasn’t even been close to the Billboard charts since early 2006 for “What’s Left of Me.”
I guess we’re just pretty much done with this pair.Â Maybe that sex tape could do something to boost our interest….
Teen queen Lindsay Lohan made her entrance at theÂ Beverly HillsÂ Police Department Thursday afternoonÂ in orderÂ to be officially booked for her DUI from last May.
According to the L.A. Sheriff’s Department, LL was held in custody for about an hour, starting at 4pm.Â Lohan was then released on a $30,000 bail.Â
Lindsay is scheduled to be back in the court hot set August 24th where her fate will be decided…..Â Anyone else rooting for the electric chair?!
Spelling, who gained aÂ total of 4o pounds during the pregs, has been able to shed 22 pounds of that weight in four months.Â How is the Oxygen star doing it?Â Lots of kickboxing & ab work.Â But, does Tori really look better after all that?Â You tellÂ me.Â
As usual, Lindsay Lohan enjoyed a night of partying Tuesday night.
LL was spotted grabbing a bite, one must keep up with the nightlife’s pace, at Mel’s Diner in West Hollywood.Â The LL gang needed some sustenance after some long hours of partying at hot spot Les Deux in Los Angeles.
Isn’t that face just adorable?!Â It just screams, “Can’t you folks just leave little ole me alone for a change?”Â Not a chance, Linds.Â Not a chance.
“Britney is a good person and a good mom.
“She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions.
“She loves her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James) and they’re turning out great.”
Can anyone takeÂ socialite Paris Hilton seriously in this hilarious picture?Â I mean,Â come on, shiny black pair ofÂ stilettos, leopard print swimsuit with puppy in suit to match.Â And to top off the ridiculous cake, Paris is apparently trying to put a pink surfboard in the back seat of her Bentley.
Seems like if anyone needs help these days, it’s Paris.Â At least in the surfing department that is.Â Par Par looks like Barbie out there on the California waves, and spills over just as easily.
Knocked-up & super pregsÂ Bridget Moynahan was recently spotted at the gym getting those arms of hers ready for lifting her new baby.
Bridg looks ready to pop out Tom Brady’s baby any day now, I’m not even sure she can wait until te due date this Friday.Â Oddly enough, July 20 is the birthday of Tom’s current lady, Gisele BÃ¼ndchen.
Wonder if Gisele will be there for the birth….
Wow!Â Now that’s what I call a proper crotch block!Â
David BeckhamÂ lended a literal hand to his wifeÂ Victoria as she was getting out of their car with an always too tightÂ dress on.Â But neverÂ fear, now that crotch-blocking DavidÂ is here,Â Posh’s sexy parts will just have to remain Victoria’s secret!
Now, how to get David out of the way & see the real goods….Â
Britney Spears, pay attention girl- this is how it’s done!
While I know a few of you probably got excited over the reported news, I wonder, would Ashlee & Pete really make a good married couple?Â You tell me.
The one thing that really stands out in this picture is that Nicole Kidman is starting to look a little bit like Melanie Griffith, and that’s not a very good thing.Â Maybe it was just the angle, let’s hope anyway.
Kidman & her country hubby Keith Urban were spotted enjoying a spot of Australian football in Sydney on Sunday.Â The pair looked relaxedÂ & enjoyed snuggling up during the dull parts, which would have been the whole game had it been me!