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Crotchflasher Britney Spears has a new look in town.  We’re calling in the widow hooker look, whatcha think?

Apparently Spears isn’t just walking around the city in this outfit, she’s putting a music video together for her song “Get Back.”  Hopefully the video will bring back a little something that we actually saw in Brit several years ago.

You know, before the whole head shaving, K-Fed-loving, ranting & raving Britney took over.  Here’s hoping for a stellar performance!


Is it just me or have you too noticed that Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey spend more time at airports than actually performing some kind of work for pay?

Minnillo & Lachey were spotted outside LAX on Wednesday, apparently posing for the paps while Nick tried to figure out where the hell  their ride was.  

Vanessa currently has no film or TV projects on the table & poor little Nick hasn’t even been close to the Billboard charts since early 2006 for “What’s Left of Me.”

I guess we’re just pretty much done with this pair.  Maybe that sex tape could do something to boost our interest….



Teen queen Lindsay Lohan made her entrance at the Beverly Hills Police Department Thursday afternoon in order to be officially booked for her DUI from last May.

According to the L.A. Sheriff’s Department, LL was held in custody for about an hour, starting at 4pm.  Lohan was then released on a $30,000 bail. 

Lindsay is scheduled to be back in the court hot set August 24th where her fate will be decided…..  Anyone else rooting for the electric chair?!


After giving birth to her & Dean McDermott’s son Liam Aaron back in March, Tori Spelling decided it was high time to do something about that baby weight she had put on during the pregnancy.

Spelling, who gained a total of 4o pounds during the pregs, has been able to shed 22 pounds of that weight in four months.  How is the Oxygen star doing it?  Lots of kickboxing & ab work.  But, does Tori really look better after all that?  You tell me. 


As usual, Lindsay Lohan enjoyed a night of partying Tuesday night.

LL was spotted grabbing a bite, one must keep up with the nightlife’s pace, at Mel’s Diner in West Hollywood.  The LL gang needed some sustenance after some long hours of partying at hot spot Les Deux in Los Angeles.

Isn’t that face just adorable?!  It just screams, “Can’t you folks just leave little ole me alone for a change?”  Not a chance, Linds.  Not a chance.



“Britney is a good person and a good mom.

“She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions.

“She loves her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James) and they’re turning out great.”

~Christina Aguilera On Britney Spears’ parenting skills, or lack thereof


Paris Hilton, the Surfer Girl


Can anyone take socialite Paris Hilton seriously in this hilarious picture?  I mean, come on, shiny black pair of stilettos, leopard print swimsuit with puppy in suit to match.  And to top off the ridiculous cake, Paris is apparently trying to put a pink surfboard in the back seat of her Bentley.

Seems like if anyone needs help these days, it’s Paris.  At least in the surfing department that is.  Par Par looks like Barbie out there on the California waves, and spills over just as easily.


Knocked-up & super pregs Bridget Moynahan was recently spotted at the gym getting those arms of hers ready for lifting her new baby.

Bridg looks ready to pop out Tom Brady’s baby any day now, I’m not even sure she can wait until te due date this Friday.  Oddly enough, July 20 is the birthday of Tom’s current lady, Gisele Bündchen.

Wonder if Gisele will be there for the birth….


Wow!  Now that’s what I call a proper crotch block! 

David Beckham lended a literal hand to his wife Victoria as she was getting out of their car with an always too tight dress on.  But never fear, now that crotch-blocking David is here, Posh’s sexy parts will just have to remain Victoria’s secret!

Now, how to get David out of the way & see the real goods…. 

Britney Spears, pay attention girl- this is how it’s done!



Now, don’t go get your panties all in a wad, those nasty little rumors about Ashlee Simpson & rocker beau Pete Wentz are simply not true, though I doubt Ashlee would mind if they were.

While I know a few of you probably got excited over the reported news, I wonder, would Ashlee & Pete really make a good married couple?  You tell me.


The one thing that really stands out in this picture is that Nicole Kidman is starting to look a little bit like Melanie Griffith, and that’s not a very good thing.  Maybe it was just the angle, let’s hope anyway.

Kidman & her country hubby Keith Urban were spotted enjoying a spot of Australian football in Sydney on Sunday.  The pair looked relaxed & enjoyed snuggling up during the dull parts, which would have been the whole game had it been me!



“It’s this weird pressure that I probably shouldn’t even talk about. You know how people ask, ‘Who is the love of your life?’ God, I hope I haven’t met that person yet, in a way, because I’m single. I hope I haven’t had that, since that would be sad.”

~Winona Ryder


Poor Prince William Is Showing Off Crown


I’ve been noticing that 25-year-old Prince William’s hair has been thinning for quite some time, but now it looks like the handsome prince is showing off his crown these days.

The future king was spotted sporting some baldness at a polo match in England Monday.   Isn’t there something the Brits can do to help the poor boy?  I mean, if you’re that wealthy, there has to be some kind of premiere account at Hair Club for Men available, right?

Let’s just send the dear some locks of our own hair as a sign of love & thoughtfulness.  Who’s with me?  Too late, already chopped it all off.  Wonder if ole Prince Willy is going to mind receiving black hair?


The Ashley of the Olsen twins was sighted outside of her Los Angeles office earlier this week & I almost, almost, didn’t recognize the tiny sweetie.

Ashley was seen donning some exceptionally reasonable clothing, which made me think this was certainly not the Ashley that I know.   But then I saw the mile-high heels & knew this was our gal.  It’s a wonder that this petite actress can even balance on those things, but then maybe she has the strongest ankles in Hollywood…



Don’t look now, but a half-naked Liza freeking Minnelli was spotted at the Hairspray movie premiere on Monday in New York.

The 61-year-old grandma showed up for the event, showing off what the old lady’s got.  Damn!  I’m kinda glad that we’re not being subjected to the backside!  What was ole Liza thinking when she looked in the mirror before she left home for the gala?  Maybe she has some form of magical mirror that subtracts like 20 years off your body when you look at it or something….Only plausible explanation anyway.


Mom/wife/actress/Scientologist Katie Holmes was spotted walking the red carpet for the New York premiere of Hairspray on Monday.

Holmes made a surprise appearance at the Ziegfeld Theatre in a sexy black mini dress.  The 28-year-old star came to support the entire cast of the film, but most especially fellow Scientologist John Travolta.

Although Katie looked fabulous at the event, I can’t help but try to peer into her eyes for some glimmer of happiness.  You tell me.


“They dress down quite a lot here, don’t they? It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in track suit bottoms and Ugg boots…I have one pair for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no.”

~Victoria “Posh” Beckham on how other women dress in Los Angeles

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