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Are you ready?  It’s that lucky break you were looking for.  Today Britney Spears is holding an open casting call for dancers.  Hooray!

The chosen dancers will be performing on her new video & upcoming tour.  The audition is being held at the Millennium Dance Studio from 5pm to 9pm, so grab your pink leg warmers & head on down.  After all, Brit did marry a backup dancer, so it could be an ever luckier day than you thought…. 

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90210′s Luke Perry Turns 41-Years-Old

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Your favorite “90210″ TV star Luke Perry turns the ripe ole age of 41 today. 

Congrats, Luke, for making it this far & for still being employed as an actor!

No really, happy birthday! 



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Lovely Nicole Richie is finally filling out her favorite yellow bikini & the socialite can finally be called healthy.

Spotted beside the pool, the mom-to-be seems to be deep in thought, probably over how fast she can lose the weight after her baby is born….

But for now, Nicole, you look truly fabulous!

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The news on the street from a pimp named Slim is that Britney Spears may be wising up, maybe.

According to TMZ, Spears is planning on attending a court hearing today so that she might be able to get overnights with her two sons Sean Preston & Jayden James.

Apparently Brit was urged by her attorneys to expand her visitation rights & attend the hearing today at 8:30am. Wishing Britney the best with this one!!!! More news on this situation as it occurs.

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David Lee Roth Celebrates 52nd Birthday!

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Well, for those of you who know Van Halen’s David Lee Roth, the rock legend is celebrating his 52nd birthday.

To me that means that I’m even older that I thought I was, just knowing who the hell David Lee Roth is……

Happy freaking birthday all the same, DLR!



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And the baby shopping spree continues…. Not that soulstress Christina Aguilera is shopping for a baby exactly, but more like clothes & supplies for the baby in her soft belly.

Xtina & hubby Jordan Bratman hit Beverly Hills on Monday, searching for the perfect essentials for baby.  The couple hit children’s boutique Petit Tresor before stopping for a spot of lunch.  I can’t wait for this babe to be born, Xtina is going to make a great mum, don’t you think?

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Britney Spears Passes Drug Test

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Guess who passed a drug test this weekend?  Britfreakinngney Spears that’s who!  As part of her court order requiring Britney to perform random drug tests, it looks as if the diva has aced this one!

Hooray for Brit, or at least whomeveer supplied that passing pee!

Now it’s just up to Spears to continue on this good behavior route & show up for parenting coaching.  Brit, we’re all behind you & hoping for good things.  But if it doesn’t work out, can I have one of your thousands of puppies?

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Britney Spears As Bartender? WTF?

brit.jpgAs we all know, unless you live under one of those rocks in Central Park, that Britney Spears has been ordered to be sober by a court order.

So, it translates perfectly in Britland that you are then supposed to get an application to become a bartender, right?  WTF?

While staying at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Britney went downstairs to the bar area & started up a long chat with the bartender there.  Later on, Spears revealed that she wanted to do what the bartender did & thus asked for an application to tend bar at the California hotel. 

Currently the application is in the hands of the hotel’s Human Resources office, and by god let’s hope it stays just there!  Besides, I just don’t see Britney being able to tell a Cosmo from a dirty hole in the Louisiana ground…

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Looking distinctly German, Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes were spotted enjoying a long digger at Vietnamese restaurant Si An.

The couple & baby Suri are currently in Berlin, awaiting Cruise’s new movie Valkyrie to wrap up.

You know, I can’t help but say this, even though the aliens are going to come down & take my soul once I do, Tom doesn’t look so horrible in this picture, does he?  More like a respectable German boy you would bring back to mom….

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When Celebs Shop

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I couldn’t help but find it adorable that a pap was able to catch Sylvester Stallone shopping, with rocker Travis Barker & his son Landon in the background.

On Saturday the celebs were out in full force with Sly stopping off for some hand-dipped chocolates while Barker & son strode thru La Scala & Gucci!

You know, I’m thinking they should team up together, wouldn’t that be just too cute?

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It’s just not a newsy week unless Pamela Anderson gets married again.  And lo & behold, Pam never disappoints.

After a long & thoughtful month of dating, 40-year-old Pam Anderson has married 39-year-old Rick Salomon.  This is the third marriage for both parties, and probably not the last the way things are going….

The duo exchanged vows, which they more than likely have memorized now, in a private villa at the Mirage Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.  Guests included Tobey Maguire, Kevin Dillon & Pam’s children.

Wanna know the secret to marrying such a stud as Rick?  Well, just remember to make out of your gambling debts.

Pam reveals the fine details, “I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about 250 grand…he said if I made out with him, that I could clear [my debt]. So a couple of days went by, he followed me around like a puppy dog…and then I fell in love and now we’re engaged!”

How hot is that?….Looking forward to the many more marriages of Pam.

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After weeks & weeks of nothing but bad news & bad press, it looks like Britney Spears’ family may finally be coming to the rescue of the hot singer.

Brit’s sis & mom have made it out to California to see if they can stop the downward spiral that is Britney Spears.  I’ve got all my fingers crossed, which is making typing a bit of a strain, that Spears’ fam can save the girl we all know & love before it’s too late!  Go fam go!

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Happy 37th Birthday To Matt Damon!

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Well, it isn’t a happy day without a fantabulous pic of none other than Hollywood hottie Matt Damon, who is celebrating his 37th birthday today.

I wonder what wife Luciana has in store for the birthday boy.  I’m hoping for lots of naughty spankings…

Can I just say that I hope we can all look as preserved as good ole Matt when we hit the 37 mark!



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britney.jpgOver the weekend, Britney Spears proved to us once more that she’s basically incapable of dealing with modern day life.

As Britney & her sista Jamie ran for the border for some tacos on Saturday, Spears yelled her order from her car, but the Taco Bell staff couldn’t exactly hear the singer even after Brit screamed her order 12 times.  Oh, but that was when she had the damn car window up!

Yep, Brit, you’re suppose to roll those down when you’re trying to order some grub from a fast food joint.  Finally the paparazzi, who were eating all this up, took pity on the poor star & ordered her tacos for her.

Drive-thrus can be so tricky….

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Kim Kardashian Does December Playboy Issue

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Well folks, you are now free to freek out about the fact that good ole Hugh Hefner has picked none other than Kim Kardashian to grace the cover of Playboy’s December issue.

According to a Playboy source Kim even revealed more in the photo shoot than she had originally intended, though her body, unfortunately, is mostly draped in sheets & jewelry.

A source reveals that we won’t walk away empty-handed, however, revealing that we will indeed see “one boob & her bare butt.”  Man, couldn’t they have been a bit more romantic about the whole thing?  Boob & butt?  What about breast & ass or something?

All the same, I’ll bet these babies fly off the shelves come December.






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