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“I try not to be but I’m super-neurotic about diet. I’m neurotic about trying not to be neurotic! I’m like every other girl. I have to try really hard my whole life to try to be fit. And I’m super-vain.

“And I want to wear cute clothes. You know, I was chubby when I was a little girl. And I have all those issues everyone else has. But I try not to. And I’ve learnt over the years that it’s such a waste of time. And people like me whether I’m a little bit fatter or not.”

~Gwen Stefani On Staying Fit After Baby Kingston



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With her hubby David E. Kelly, 14-year-old daughter Claudia Rose & 13-year-old son John to cheer her on, Michelle Pfeiffer proudly received her own personal star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Pfeiffer was named the 2,345th star in a ceremony on Hollywood Boulevard recently.  And you know what?  I was a little surprised that the Hairspray star didn’t already have her own star…



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Britney Spears- Still Crashing & Burning

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Good grief!  Someone put out & help the crashing & burning Britney crazypants Spears!  Despite the fact that Brit was able to finally land a manager & get cozy with Allure magazine once more, the star crashed into a parked car on Monday.

Yep, I said it.  A parked car.  Apparently Spears was not injured in the fender bender, but we can’t say the same for the innocent car that she hit while trying to park. 

Even Allure’s editor in chief doesn’t have many positive things to say about our Britney.

“I thought we could present the profile as her comeback… Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time and ready to work. She was entirely un-self-conscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup…. (she was) agreeable and cooperative,” but “that was the last we saw of her … she missed four appointments for an interview… Britney has long lost her role-model status … Spears still commands our attention, perhaps even more so now than before her life imploded.”

Poor Brit.  What’s to become of her?  I’m thinking porn, who’s with me?



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I love celebs, but I’ll tell you, some of ‘em are taking crazy pills or something.  Apparently Charlie Sheen is taking his historic divorce battle with ex-wife Denise Richards to the press. 

Sheen just recently revealed, in a bizarre turn of events, that Richards had asked good ole Charlie boy for some of his sperm as he was walking out the door on the marriage. 

Allegedly Denise wanted more children with Charlie as the father.  And according to the man himself, these allegations ”are true. There is documentation that I’ll show in court revealing the request for my ‘donation.’”

So, will Charlie step up to the sperm plate, as it were?  “I would sooner walk on the surface of the moon in exactly what I’m wearing.”

Doesn’t look too promising on that account, Denise!



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Besides probably teaching the young tot all about the ins & out of Scientology, daddy Tom Cruise & mama Katie Holmes were seen trying to teach baby Suri to get used to the water.

The power trio were spotted off the coast of Sardinia, Italy dunking little Suri into the waves.  I don’t know about you, but Suri rather looks a little surly. 



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Don’t get your panties all in a wad, but it looks like Justin Timberlake has been doing some ring shopping in Santa Monica recently.

But it’s not an engagement ring, it’s a promise ring that Timberlake’s been looking for.  Justin apparently wants to show girlfriend Jessica Biel how committed he is to their budding relationship. 

An insider reveals, ”Justin isn’t ready to propose, but he wants to make a commitment to her. Justin says Jess is his dream girl. He wants to give her a symbol of his affection and love.”

Aww, how sweet.  Btw, Justin, from the quotes on Jess, I don’t think she’s quite ready to settle down anyway.  So, now that Justin is getting a little serious, what do you make of this couple?  Are they the lasting kind?  You tell me.



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Former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy once more donned the infamous bunny suit for a charity’s sake.  Thank god for charities…

McCarthy was spotted hamming it up for the cameras in Las Vegas at the Big Deal fund-raiser for children’s charity at the Palms Hotel on Saturday.

Of all the things, good & bad, that you can say about Jenny, she’s still got it, even at her ever-advancing age.



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“I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don’t want …’ Seriously, I like their food! I can’t go to a restaurant? I know I’m going to get pictures taken. I’m fine with it. And I’m going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: ‘Don’t go on Robertson!’ What, I can’t drive down the street?”

~Lindsay Lohan on fame



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Wow!  I need to move to Australia so I can join the ranks of those featured on famous postage stamps.

Angelina Jolie, along with partner Brad Pitt & baby Shiloh will be featured on a new Australian postage stamp.  Sounds like a good time, I guess.

Jolie, Pitt & Shiloh will now be joining ranks with the likes the Pope & the Queen for the high honor of going postal. 

“The Hollywood A-List couple were featured on the cover of a recent best-selling edition of New Idea, the magazine which this week received top honors at the 10th Annual Magazine of the Year Awards.

Australia Post, as major sponsor of the awards, plans to reproduce the best-selling New Idea cover in the form of a 50c stamp.

It shows a smiling Brad and Angelina with their newborn baby girl Shiloh.

“I don’t know of any other country in the world that has ever had Brad and Angelina on a stamp,” a New Idea spokesman said.

“Whatever the case, these stamps are sure to become instantly collectable and be sought after by philatelists around the country.”

We’ll just have to get our pretty little fingers on a few of those babies…



Lindsay Lohan Still In Hiding

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Despite some rumors that teen queen Lindsay Lohan was spotted in NYC over the weekend, LL continues to remain elusive.  Why, the actress hasn’t even been seen in public since the night of her arrest on July 24, you know, for that whole DUI & cocaine business. 

As far as where the teen queen actually is, we’re guessing a treatment center in Utah.  According to LL’s rep, though, “It would be counterproductive to the medical treatment she’s receiving to release Lindsay’s whereabouts at this time.”

But where oh where am I gonna send this gift basket of booze & drugs?



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The duo were originally scheduled to get married July 28 at music exec L.A. Reid’s estate on Long Island, but due to a pregnancy scare the plans were cancelled while Foster entered the hospital to ensure the safety of the baby.

According to one source, the newly married couple are ecstatic, saying, “They did exactly what they should have done and said they were going to do. They are very happy.”

Congrats to the newlyweds!



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“Only white people and older black people say ‘bling’ now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger”

~Kayne West



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The couple that has split more times than a banana, Drew Barrymore & Fabrizio Moretti may be getting back together again.  The duo broke up again earlier in the year & are reported to be striking up the love flames once more.

A new item for the couple is that they have both signed up to work as producers for a new TV show for VH1 called, “Clash of the Music Videos,” which should be interested indeed.

I just wish Barrymore & Moretti would figure out that they’re perfect together & stop all this breaking up business, don’t you?



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“What’s weird is: You’re single for 20 or 30 years, and you’re married for like 70. It doesn’t seem like a good ratio, does it?” or 20 or 30 years, and you’re married for like 70. It doesn’t seem like a good ratio, does it?”

~Jessica Biel on marriage, sorry Justin!



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I can’t help that I find this bit of news not only humourous but also fitting the star.  Jessica Simpson’s newest addition to American cinema, Blonde Ambition, might be headed straight to DVD.  Basically Simpon’s acting couldn’t be any worse.

According to an insider the film is going straight to the movie rental walls & skipping the silver screen altogether.   “It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,” the source states.

The only thing I do feel a bit bad about is that hottie Luke Wilson also stars in the film, but serves him right for gaining all that weight anyway.

So, how bad is the movie?  “The movie is absolutely horrible.  It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting,” replies an insider.

But Jess’ rep doesn’t believe it for a minute, saying, “It’s definitely a theatrical release.”

Hmmm, who to believe?  I’m going with the insiders myself.  Sorry Luke!  Lesson to be learned: never star in the same movie with Jessica-Can’t-Act-Simpson.  Stick to that singing, Jess.

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