Kate Middleton at UK Premiere of War Horse

War Horse was released earlier in the United States. Set in World War I times, the movie is about a young man named Albert. After his beloved horse, Joey, gets sold to the cavalry, he decides to enlist in the army. The reviews are not stellar, but it has gotten many nominations.

In any case, Kate Middleton and Prince William seemed to be delighted that they were at the premiere. The Prince looked the doting husband, complete with an umbrella worthy of a royal couple.

Kate Middleton and Prince William

While that appearance is anything but low key – the couple were certainly the focus of attention, maybe second only to Joey the horse – other rumors say that Kate Middleton’s upcoming 30th birthday celebration is going to be a quiet one. The grapevine has been busy, with a lot of speculation about how lavish the Duchess of Cambridge’s big 3-0 celebration would be, but it seems that this duchess is not going to go down that road.

If she can survive a little rain, I am sure she can hack a “low key” party!

Is Jessica Simpson pregnant? People have been talking about it for weeks now, but a picture’s worth a thousand words. This photo most definitely shows a baby bump (or a sign that she’s been eating one too many bags of Doritos).

Come on, Jessica, let the world in on your secret. But she and fiance Eric Johnson remain mum on the topic, possibly because they want to sell the “exclusive” story to a magazine. (What ,earning millions on tacky clothes and shoes isn’t enough to pay the bills?) Ah. Nothing like the flush of unbridled greed to bring out that pregnancy glow.

Uh, whatever. Nobody’s going to be that surprised, and we expect that a lot will probably roll their eyes and say, “Duh!” If she wanted an exclusive she should’ve done it weeks ago.

Celebs don’t wait until October 31 to strut around in weird clothes and outrageous get-ups. They’ll grab any reason to get dressed in bright colors, blue lipstick, feathers... Just take a look at these pics!

Katy Perry’s parents didn’t let her go trick or treating when she was younger, and I guess she’s making up for lost time! Here she gets decked out as Smurfette for the premiere of the movie The Smurfs.

And Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is clearly going through a “toy soldier” phase, wearing this costume while shopping on the streets of New York. Gee, if that’s what she wears on an ordinary day, what will Halloween be like?

And Lady Gaga, who goes wild with her clothes nearly every time, decided to go as her video alter ego at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards.

Cee Lo Gren was channeling Rio, maybe, when he wore metal body armor with colorfl feathers to the 2011 Grammy’s. Guess he wasn’t i n the mood to wear a suit. Maybe he should’ve asked Deena Cortese to be is date: she was all decked out in this rainbow dress—an homage to a parrot, or Rainbow Bright? While we’re on the jungle theme, see Khloe Kardasian’s and Nicki Minaj’s wild animal print. RRRrowwr!

Bicky and Paris Hilton channeled Wonderwoman and a warrior princess, and David is...well, we have no idea what he is.

And Selena Gomez is taking the monochromatic look too far. Blue dress, blue hat, blue jewels, blue makeup? Maybe she should’ve gone to the Smurf premiere with Katy Perry!

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Jennifer Lopez is keeping mum, but these pictures say it all. Bradley was spotted in Los Angeles with a woman who looks eerily familiar. Oh come on, Jennifer, you think hiding behind your hands is enough? You know it’s you, and the fact that you’re ducking away from papparazzi only gives us more reason to wonder what’s going on. What are you guys trying to hide? Especially when both your reps refuse to give any comments.

Jennifer and Bradley have been hanging out for at least a month, when they were seen having dinner in New York. They said it was just for work—but we’ve heard that line before. And someone close to Jennifer has said that after that date in New York, the two “stayed in touch” and that she “ does like his attention, and it makes her feel good that he seems so into her.” There also seems to be a lot of chemistry between the two. “She has a fun time with Bradley and he makes her laugh."

Well nothing to be ashamed of—after all, Jennifer Lopez is divorced, and there’s no law against her going out and having fun again!

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The showbiz world was talking about her yellowed, seemingly decaying teeth at a recent red carpet appearance. Sources also said that her hands were smeared all over with nail polish and grime.

So is this a sign of how messed up her life has become? Everyone knows she’s been neglecting her health, but it takes a whole lot of stupidity for a celebrity to show up at a paparazzi-filled event and not even bother to floss, or wash her hands for that matter.

The only celeb who ever showed up that disheveled was Amy Winehouse, and look what happened to her.

Lindsay Lohan’s rep said, “I think of all the things going on in the world today — from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to political unrest — there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.” He added that “this thing with the teeth is the most absurd things I’ve ever been asked to confirm.”

But given how vain celebs are, the photos of the teeth may be enough to wake her up and do something about her life and get it together.

In a cut-throat industry like Hollywood, you really need to cover your ass… or maybe uncover it. These women have—comment se dit?—the best booties in the biz.

Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world, and with a body like that, she deserves it! Totally unfair that she could give birth and not have a single stretchmark.

Christina Hendricks defies Hollywood’s size zero standard with a figure that’s curvy in all the right places. She keeps her butt toned with regular BOSU ball workouts. (I know a lot of men who wish they were that ball.)

Jennifer Aniston is forty and fabulous, with a completely toned body and a booty well maintained by a combination of Budokon yoga and martial arts. Sounds a little more fun than Jessica Biel’s workout, which involves jumping up and down stairs. But don’t worry Jessica—those buns of steel are worth it!

Matt Kemp couldn’t keep his hands off Rihanna’s butt and we don’t blame him. But yeah, we totally believe that he’s really in love with her personality. Really.
Jennifer Lopez reportedly insured her butt for a million dollars, and maintains it through a regular regimen of cardio, rowing and squats.

And we don’t see why George Clooney could give up Elisabetta Canalis, given how effin’ gorgeous she is—but I guess she just has to put the past “behind”
her.

When Shakira shakes thos hips and booty, everyone pays attention. And whatever Kim Kardashian lacks in talent, she compensates with… well, let’s just say that she puts all “butts” to rest.

But the best butt in Hollywood award goes to Beyonce. We hope she keeps that body after she gives birth!

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Paris Hilton downs a few drinks and does a cancan around Tinseltown.

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon arrive at a New York party dressed in matching angel costumes.

Brentwood—Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant, husband Len Wiseman as Eric Draven from The Crow, and daughter Lily as a magician.

Toy Story—Gwen Stafani-Rossdale takes the whole family for some Halloween fun. She goes as Jesse the Cowgirl with her dinosaur-clad tots Kingston and Zuma. Boo to hubby Gavin Rossdale, who would’ve made a cool Woody.

Emile Hirsch takes off from Never Never Land and heads off to Club XIV.

Eliza Dushku and boyfriend Rick Fox dress up like a couple of zombie gangsters for a Halloween party at Club XIV.

Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom dress up like caped crusaders Batman and Catwoman.

Jordin Sparks leaves Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Voyeur in Los Angeles as a disheveled Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. Holding her hand is boyfriend Steph Jones.

Jessica Alba goes as Dora the Explorer, while her beau Cash Warren (not pictured) comes as Diego.

Star Wars was the theme on NBC’s Today Show; Anne Curry as Darth Vadar, Matt Lauer as Luke Skywalker, Natalie Morales as Queen Padma Amidala, Hoda Kotb as Yoda, Meredith Vieira as Princess Leia, Kathy Lee Gifford as C3PO and Al Roker as Han Solo.

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On other news, Khloe and friends seemed to have a good time at her bachelorette party at the Viceroy Santa Monica.

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