Angelina Jolie Takes on First Role Since Birth of Baby Shiloh

New mom Angelina Jolie is throwing back the curtains of maternity leave & taking on her first role since the birth of her daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt in May. Jolie is re-teaming with Tenacious D’s Jack Black in the animated comedy Kung Fu Panda.  Black & Jolie previously worked together as voiced characters in the 2004 movie […]

Star Jones Shares ‘View’ Drama with Ryan Seacrest

Amidst all the Star Jones quitting / getting fired ‘View’ drama, I thought we’d take a look-see at what Star had to say on the radio show “On-Air with Ryan Seacrest” this morning.  If you’ve been hiding under a well-hidden rock, The View’s Star Jones did not get her contract renewed for next year’s 10th year […]

Michael Jackson Moves to Europe

There goes the neighborhood!  Europe beware of chimpanzees, child snatching & spiked diet Coke, ’cause Michael Jackson is moving into a town near you. Pop legend Michael Jackson has decided to move to Europe to escape the judgmental looks he receives in the US as well as take a stab at revitalizing his singing career […]

J. K. Rowling Say No More Harry Potter Books

Instant success British author J. K. Rowling has refused to change her mind about penning and more Harry Potter books.  Rowling is determined to retire the teenage wizard before he becomes something similar to a stale piece of bread, that may look enticing if you’re ravenous, but is still a stale morsel.  Rowling is currently […]

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Ready for Adoption

In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper to be aired Tuesday, Angelina Jolie confesses that she & partner Brad Pitt will adopt another child in the near future.  Just weeks after the birth of their first biological child together, the famous couple are already looking into the future.    “Next we’ll adopt.  We don’t know which–which country. […]

Screech Dustin Diamond Sells T-Shirts to Save Home

Dustin Diamond, known better as Screech from the TV show Saved by the Bell, has become another child star to inappropriately manage his monies.  In an effort to save his home, Diamond is trying to raise $250,000 by selling t-shirts. The 29-year-old comedian needs to sell 30,000 shirts at $15 – $20 a piece by the […]

Friends Fear for Slimming Katie, I Mean Kate, Holmes

Actress Katie, I mean Kate, Holmes has astonished & worried her friends by shedding 28 pounds since giving birth to her daughter Suri on April 18.  Holmes has been sticking to her strict diet designed by Buff Brides owner Sue Fleming as well as her excessive exercise regime on top of trying to keep up with baby Suri.  Health experts have slammed the […]

Paris Hilton Gives Brittney Spears Paparazzi Advice

In a hilarious turn of events & in an irony-shaking move, Paris Hilton publicly gave Britney Spears advice yesterday on The View.    Hilton encouraged the young pop star to try & cooperate with the paparazzi & not antagonize them (with your crotch).  The hotel heiress & general all-around, do-gooder claims she sympathizes with Spears’ plight with the media, […]

Salma Hayek Fires Agent After Career Flounders

Actress & beauty Salma Hayek has fired her agent after starring in a series of terrible, unsuccessful films such as Ask the Dust, which co-starred Colin Farrell & grossed less than $1 million in the U.S.   You know, this is one of those others perks of being a celebrity.  You have the publicist, the agent, […]

The Perfect Hillbilly Family: Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Still Together

PopSugar has the latest development on the perfect hillbilly family, Britney Spears & gang.  In their first photograph together since March, Brit is braless, of course, K-Fed is sporting the wife beater, ironic?, & Sean Preston is beginning to look like the year 2019’s top rap artist.  In an upcoming interview by Matt Lauer that will […]

Angelina Jolie Happier Than She’s Ever Been

Two Angelina Jolie posts in one day?!  I know, I know.  But apparently she’s happier than she’s ever been and that’s damn important, right?  According to Jolie’s brother James Haven Voight with whom she received much attention due to their affinity for open-mouth kissing each other, Angelina is a happy girl.    Haven & Jolie are very close siblings & it […]

Angelina Pitt & Brad Jolie News Conference- Denies of Marriage

    At a press conference today in Swakopmund, Namibia, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt denied rumors that they planed to marry following the birth of their daughter Shiloh Nouvel last month.  Instead the couple insist on concentrating & being committed to raising their three children.  This was the couple’s first public appearance since the […]

‘Pee-Wee’s Playhouse’ Comes to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim

Paul Reubens’ dream has come true!  Free porn for everyone with indecent exposure welcome!  Actually, the other dream came true.  Pee-Wee’s Playhouse is finally returning to your TV set.  Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has acquired all 45 half-hour episodes, along with Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special.  Starting July 10, you will be able to see the show […]

Scientology Takes Front Seat in NASCAR, Tom Cruise Driver?

Well, it looks like Tom Cruise’s ‘religion’ Scientology has its hand in all the cookie jars.  The new jar with the Scientology hand inside is NASCAR.  The new racing team, dubbed ‘Ignite Your Potential’ (barf!), will tour the NASCAR circuit with driver Kenton Gray.  Thankfully a Dianetics, inspired by the book written by founder L. […]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah- Britney Spears Files for Divorce from Kevin Federline

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah! For the Britney Spears’ omnipotent reigneth! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah! For the Britney Spears has come to her damn senses! Hallelujah! According to British reports, Britney Spears has signed preliminary divorce papers.  Poor Kevin Federline is going to the poor house. The pregnant pop diva allegedly signed legal documents after consulting with lawyers […]

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Book Katharine McPhee as Wedding Singer

Scientologist Tom Cruise & his fiancee Katie Holmes have asked American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee to sing at their wedding.  Holmes apparently met McPhee at the Los Angeles Church of Scientology (boo!), where the singer was taking courses with her boyfriend (double boo!).  After meeting Katharine, Katie became a fan of the singer & when McPhee lost the Idol crown to Taylor Hicks last […]

Sofia Coppola Pregnant & Expecting Baby Bump

Director Sofia Coppola is expecting her first child with French rocker boyfriend Thomas Mars.  According to Coppola’s rep she is already three months pregnant. The blissful couple announced their happy news at Cannes where the director’s latest film, Marie Antoinette premiered & received boos last week.  The new beau Thomas Mars is not widely known in the […]

‘Laguna Beach’ Kristin Cavallari Takes Over Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke Role

MTV’s Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari is set to take over Jessica Simpson’s role as Daisy Duke in the next Dukes of Hazzard movie.  This is rather interesting since it has been rumored that Cavallari dated Simpson’s estranged hubby Nick Lachey earlier this year. The film’s producer Bill Gerber is working on a prequel to the […]

Despite Booed Reviews Sofia Coppola & ‘Marie Antoinette’ Remain Strong

Filmmaker Sofia Coppola received many a boos last night when her most recent film, Marie Antoinette, was shown at a press screening at the Cannes Film Festival last night.  But the daring moviemaker has kept her head above the sometimes sticky jeering to remain strong and passionate about her work. Coppola states, “It’s better to get a […]