I never knew that Woody Allen could play music!Â Apparently, he wowed his Polish audience of about 3,000 on Sunday when he performed with his jazz band.Â Allen played the clarinet and got a standing ovation for his efforts.
First it’s Tina Fey. Now it’s Amy Poehler. What’s Saturday Night Live coming to? I’ll remember her for a lot of things but I think one of the most hilarious roles she played was Katie Couric interviewing Sarah Palin. Whatcha think?
It’s not that far-fetched actually, as the cancer-survivor has already had a hand in politics, being recently appointed as a diplomat for U.S. health issues, where she toured Eastern Europe.
But I guess the question in everybody’s head is : Is that her real voice?
Fran thinks she shouldn’t lose her New Yorker accent (minus the nasal part), and says its part of the reason why she should be picked:
“I would hope that he’d take into consideration that I’m a beloved New Yorker who gets the New York constituents probably as good, if not better, than any of the other people being considered”
According to the Hollywood Reporter:
“The film, The Runaways, which will depict the 1970s all-girl band’s meteoric rise and fall, is being executive-produced by the 50-year-old singer â€“ best known for the hit “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll,”
Miley Cyrus has gotten a book deal to write her autobiography. Yes, a 15 year old will, for all intents and purposes, write her memoirs.
Next up, Suri Cruise appears on E! True Hollywood Stories.
Britney Spears is fast on her way to salvaging her career.
Spears is reportedly preparing for a massive world tour to support her upcoming album. She reportedly signed with AEG to produce the shows on her tour.
Nothing like a redemption story to put a tear in our eyes.
New mom Salma Hayek is teaming up with disposable diaper giant Pampers, as spokeswoman for“One Pack = One Vaccine” ,Â a charity program launched in 2006 in the UK. Together with UNICEF, the program provides mothers and babies with tetanus vaccines in the developing world.
“In our own small way, this is an opportunity for moms like me here in North America to help other mothers on a global level,” Salma said.
Salma is mom to Valentina Paloma Pinault, who was born in September 2007.
Amid the recent rumors circulating the Hollywood grapevine that Miss Simpson wasÂ to star in the remake of the1990 Cinderella-like tale, Pretty Woman, Jessica Simpson‘s reps finally put a lid on the gossip and confirmed that the singer will NOT be taking on the role immortalized by Julia Roberts of the tart with a heart.
“We officially confirm that Queen Latifah will join the Jenny Craig program in January. We are thrilled to have Queen Latifah support our mission of improving health by taking her first step toward achieving a more healthful lifestyle.” said Scott Parker, Jenny Craig’s vice president of marketing.
Joining ex-heavyweights Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli, Queen Latifah, the larger-than-life star of Hairspray and Oscar nominee will have a slightly different approach to her endorsement, befitting to the singer/actress’ beliefs that big can be beautiful, as long as you’re healthy too.
After allegations that Paul Mc Cartney‘sÂ estranged wife, former glamour model Heather Mills, was writing a new book on sex tips for women, Miss Mills’ reps have firmly denied that such a book was in the offing to her being too busy with her charity work.Â Miss Mills published a book in 2006 titled “Life Balance: The Essential Keys To A Life of Well Being”.Â
17-year-old Emma Watson, better known for her role as the the brainy Hermione on the Harry Potter films, has admitted that she longs to live the life of an ordinary teenager.Â Since winning the part of Hermione at the tender age of 9, Emma has been causing a stir everywhere she goes, making it impossible to have a boyfriend, the English teen says.Â Emma has since applied to go to the prestigious Cambridge University, just in case acting doesn’t work out.
After 5 years, Celine Dion gave an emotional performance as she bid the Vegas stage goodbye. Her last performance “A New Day” at Caesar’s Palace was capped off with Celine classics such as Titanic’s “My Heart Will Go On” and rose petals showering the diva. Celine spoke candidly to the audience throughout the show, not bothering to hide her tears. After the last song, her husband and son joined her on stage for a group hug.
Like Jennifer Aniston,Â Ashley also had good reason to get a nose job, and no, it wasn’t to shed the Jewish-American-Princess look.Â It was because of a “deviated septum“, caused by a car and dance accident which caused her to have difficulty breathing.
Yesterday, the teen star who plays the acid-tongued Sharpay in High School Musical, revealed her new nose at a New York benefit concert.
She’s not exactly the classic Chanel beauty, and the wild stories of drugs, bulimia and unsavoury partners don’t exactly fit with haute couture, but nevertheless, the SUN tabloid has said that Karl Lagerfeld‘s new muse is indeed,Â pop music’s messed-up queen, Amy Winehouse. Well, he was reported to have said he liked her hair at least:
“She is a beautiful, gifted artist and I very much like her hairdo….I took it as an inspiration, because, in fact, it was also Brigitte Bardot’s hairdo in the late fifties and sixties. And now Amy has made it her own style.”
As we all know, unless you live under one of those rocks in Central Park, that Britney Spears has been ordered to be soberÂ by a court order.
So,Â itÂ translates perfectly in Britland that you are then supposed to get an application to become a bartender, right?Â WTF?
While staying at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Britney went downstairs to the bar area & started up a longÂ chat with the bartender there.Â Later on, Spears revealed that she wanted toÂ do what the bartender didÂ & thus asked for an application to tend bar at the CaliforniaÂ hotel.Â
Currently the application is in the hands of the hotel’s Human Resources office, and by god let’s hope it stays just there!Â Besides, I just don’t see Britney being able to tell a Cosmo from a dirty hole in the Louisiana ground…
Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has had something of a career move as of late.Â The madam has opened up her Dirty Laundry laundromat this past weekend.
Dirty Laundry is located in Nevada, about an hour away from Las Vegas.Â You’re alreadyÂ making plans to visit, aren’t you?
But this isn’t what is really up Fleiss’ sleeve, Heidi plans on opening up aÂ legal brothel for the ladies out there.
“I have had maybe over 300 women ready to buy memberships and plenty of men have applied … and let me tell you ladies out there, they won’t let you down!”
“Without Viagra we couldn’t do it,” Fleiss reveals.
Her new business is reported to be up & running in about 60 days, so get ready ladies!
Victoria has reportedly backed out of the reality TV show with NBC which was to cover the family’s move from the UK to the States.
According to reports, the diva soccer wife is saying that family comes before fame.Â Â
A source was quoted as saying that “the TV series was a great launchpad for her career … but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority.”
Ummm, so, Posh can’t have her own job, I mean besides the one where she walks the streets with nipples blaring?
“I am really excited, but also a little nervous about this much responsibility – it is an actual job. There are responsibilities and commitments that I must make to be the voice of dolphins, whales and conservation issues, and the expectations are quite large.
“Everyone loves dolphins. Yet, we are still driving them to extinction.”
Mintz released the following statement:
“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter.
I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”
Well, is seems like it can’t be that difficult to manage Hilton’s life, right?Â Paris, call me!