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As a celeb, how do you manage to hide from the paparazzi while you’re working?  Well, if you’re Reese Witherspoon, currently the highest paid actress, you ban cell phones on the set of your new movie.

This past week Witherspoon banned all cell phones from the set of her new film Rendition, also starring Jake Gyllenhaal.  Well, that’s one way to do it, girl.  But I bet some of those grips are griping about that new policy.

A source stated, “Reese doesn’t want any rumors about her and Jake.”

Ummm, too late on that one!

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rachel-zoe-nicole-richie-split-11-28-2006.jpgOK, so we all know that Nicole Richie fired her stylist Rachel Zoe & took up with a new girl, right?  Well, it looks like there are some unresolved issues there.

While Richie is trying to clean up her life & fatten up those skin-poking ribs of hers, she is also getting rid of the trash, and that’s exactly what she’s calling stylist Rachel Zoe.  Nicole apparently fired Zoe because she was a bad influence on the socialite, although Zoe spoke out stating that the stylish split was a mutual decision.  But according to Nicole’s blog, there is trouble brewing….

“BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…”

Yep, trouble is most certainly brewing for those two! 

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Britney Spears’ Homework for Sale

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PinkIsTheNewBlog is reporting that Christie’s auction house is offering up some of Britney Spears’ old homework.  It looks like this one pictured is Spears’ interpretation of Sophocles’ Antigone.  I’m scared to read what ole Brit would have to say about that old classic. 

So, if you have a spare $500 – $700 & you wanna know what’s going on in the younger Britney’s head (who would?), make sure to stop by Christie’s & pick up a page or two of homework.  I don’t think I’ve ever paid that much for anyone’s homework!



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Britney Spears Comeback Sadly Includes Paris Hilton

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Well, it looks like Britney Spears got rid of the household trash when she kicked out estranged husband Kevin Federline, but it looks like the pop princess has found some more trash along the way.  It looks like our old pal Paris Hilton is taking on Spears as a BFF, what does Nicole Richie think about all this BFF action?

Spears & Hilton were spotted hanging out, and literally, this holiday weekend.  It seems Hilton is showing Brit the ropes, like how to shoot for up-skirt pictures as well as how to dress like a premium hooker.  Poor Brit, she’s getting schooled by hookerbreath Paris.  Whatever are we going to do?  Do I hear a get-rid-of-that-hookerbreath-trash intervention?  Who’s with me?



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Paris Hilton Launches New Fragrance “Heiress”

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Finally, a brand that actually fits Paris Hilton.  Hotel heiress Hilton launched her new fragrance ‘Heiress’ Monday at Macy’s in San Francisco.  I imagine that the scent smells like delicious, fresh money at first, but as you get to know it better you can sense the airy undertones of stupidity & venereal diseases.

From the looks of the launching event, the new perfume is apparently marketed for rats-like animals.  I can’t wait to take a whiff of Heiress, I think the rats around here could sure stand a different perfume, they’ve been wearing that Elizabeth Taylor Diamonds scent for what seems like years!



Jack Nicholson’s Daughter Lorraine Named Miss Golden Globe 2007

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Jack Nicholson’s 16-year-old daughter Lorraine has been named Miss Golden Globe for 2007.

Lorraine’s film credits include Click, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement & Something’s Gotta Give which she appeared in alongside her horny old man Jack.  How weird is it to imagine Jack Nicholson as a father?  About as weird as a banana being a babysitter I think.

Congrats to Lorraine for this honor!



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Katie Holmes Says Thanks, But No Thanks to Oscar Nomination

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Page Six is reporting that Katie Holmes has said thanks, but not thanks to an Oscar nomination for her role in the film Thank You for Smoking.

Sources close to Holmes revealed that Fox Searchlight Pictures wanted to add her name for an Oscar nomination but Holmes’ team “respectfully declined” the prestigious offer.  Ummm, why would you refuse your name to be included for an Academy Award, one would ask?

Apparently the respectable film caused a ruckus with Tom Cruise because of Katie’s nude scenes that were cut after just one screening.  Because they were so good or because it was so bad?  Either way, it really is too bad.  Silly Katie Holmes.



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Katie ‘Jordan’ Price Launches New Lingerie Range

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British breast augmentation queen Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new lingerie Range Monday in London.

The flamboyant model & British TV star whose lifestyle & behavior are frequently questioned in English tabloids, celebrated the launch with her mother Amy by her side.  You know, there’s not a lot of mothers that would support her daughter almost in the buff.  I can definitely not see mine doing that for even $1 billion chocolate eclairs, and that’s more choosy than cash.

Price who is famously & regularly quoted saying that she is “famous for being famous” looks fabulous, except I just don’t really do the whole breast job thing.

Whatcha think?  Is Katie stunning or disappointing?



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Lindsay Lohan Lies to Oprah, Says She’s No Party Girl

lindsay-lohan-oprah-winfrey-show-11-8-2006.jpgWhat, is it about once or twice a week that we see pictures of Lindsay Lohan out partying in the wee hours of the morning?  Well, it looks like Ms. Lohan doesn’t feel that her reputation as a party girl is deserved, and that’s what she pretty much told Oprah Tuesday.

Lohan told Oprah, “I’m 20 years old. Is it a crime to go … dancing with your friends?”

In regards to her acting career, Lindsay revealed that she feels “lucky and blessed” that she has the ability to act.

“I’ve been acting my whole life and this is what I love to do,” Lohan stated.

Our response here at Celebrific is that Lindsay Lohan does love to act, act a fool.

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Kevin Federline is the New Google Search Engine

kevin-federline-next-google-search-engine-11-7-2006.jpgSo, umm, K-Fed thinks he’s a brand now, what do you know about that?  Apparently Kevin Federline is the new Google as he & Prodege Search have joined up together to start SearchWithKevin.com, barforama!  What the hell?  Kevin knows that his marriage is failing, that he actually can’t rap & this is what he’s come up with?! 

Basically this new search engine will give K-Fed fans what they were already getting through Yahoo! & Google, a place to search for the things you want & are interested in, but now you get to do it with K-Fed.  I guess this is the best way to do it with K-Fed, since you won’t be left with venereal diseases after, or will you?….

A bonus feature of SearchWithKevin.com is that you get a search-and-win option, hooray!  There are, count them, 20 chances throughout the day to win K-Fed prizes such as autographed t-shirts & albums.  And isn’t that worth any venereal disease?

Director of business development for Prodege, Scott Dudelson, stated, Kevin’s a good, cool dude, and he’s popular.  He gets a lot of beatings, but a lot of people like him. Despite the talk about him, he’s got a lot of fans.”

Did you catch that, Kevin is a cool dude.  Well if that’s all it takes to get your won search engine, sign me up!

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Neil Patrick Harris is Gay & Happy About it

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Neil Patrick Harris has finally confirmed that he is happy, and gay.  The How I Met Your Mother actor confirmed that he is gay to People magazine Friday.  Interestingly, Harris’ publicist had just issued a statement two days prior stating that the actor was “not of that persuasion.”  Maybe someone should tell his publicist….

Both statements came directly after a Canada.com news report stating that Harris had helped “longtime sweetheart” David Burtka land a role on his CBS sitcom.

“The public eye has always been kind to me and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life,” Harris told People.

“[I] am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love,” he went on to say.

Hilariously, it looks like People is being used as a coming-out venue, as Neil becomes the third big name this year to launch the out-of-the-closet interview.  First we had former ‘N Sync member Lance Bass followed by Grey’s Anatomy T.R. Knight who came out last month.  Wow, I need to come out in the next People issue!

Harris had more for the public and continued on, saying, “Rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions.” 

Who knew that Doogie Howser, M.D. would grow up & become so mature & open?

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Jessica Simpson Heads for Dollywood

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Jessica Simpson is getting all packed up & heading for the Tennessee hills.  Simpson will be joining Dolly Parton at the country singer’s theme park, Dollywood.  The two blondes are set to make a special appearance together at the park & even perform side by side.

Dolly reveals, “Jessica is going to come up to Dollywood, and we’re going to do something real soon.”

Parton feels that many folks overlook Jessica’s talent, “All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she’s got a great voice – and the heartache and pain to throw into songs.”

It looks like Dolly’s just trying to back a girl up.

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The TV show phenom Days of Our Lives just got better, and you didn’t think that could happen, did you?

Clay Aiken is set to play himself on the NBC daytime drama and will be performing a song from his new album for a private concert for Steve (Stephen Nichols) & Kayla (Mary Beth Evans) in local club Dune.  Aiken will sing “Everything I Have” from his recently released album A Thousand Different Ways.

The Days of Our Lives episode will begin taping November 14 and will air December 22, so you’ll get to have Christmas a little early this year- a Claymas if you will.

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Ashlee Simpson Sells Out to Sketchers Shoe Campaign

ashlee-simpson-sketchers-campaign-10-25-2006.jpg22-year-old Ashlee Simpson has been a busy girl this year.  First the plastic surgery make-over, then Chicago, now the singer/sometime actress is launching a Sketchers shoes campaign.  Where oh where does the girl find the time?

Ashlee was spotted at the scene of her selling out crime in London today as she launched the Ashlee Simpson Sketchers line.  How exciting.  Now all she needs is her own perfume.  Wait, doesn’t she already have that?

 



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Usher Has Strep Throat & Pulls Out of ‘Chicago’

usher-sick-10-13-2006.jpgDoctor’s orders, Usher has had to pull out of the Broadway run of ”Chicago“.  The singer has been diagnosed with an “extreme” case of strep throat, his mother/manager Jonnetta Patton stated Thursday. 

You know if my mother was my manager & I was sick, I think her announcement would go something like this, “I am so sorry, ya’ll, but Allison is feeling sickypoo & isn’t going to be able to share her beauty, charm & wit with you today.  So sorry, get well flowers are being accepted at the back door.” 

Before his Broadway run, Usher stated, “If you think that you will be able to indulge in the nightlife, the wild life of New York City and do Broadway, it’s impossible.”

“If you do catch me out, it’ll be a miracle, because I take this that serious. It takes a lot to give 120 percent of yourself as an actor, as a vocalist, as a performer, and do it again and again, for eight shows a week. Broadway is no joke.”

But unfortunately Usher fell sick on Friday, just on the heels of his final week, so understudy Bernand Dotson (don’t you know that was a happy man!) took over the part Billy Flynn.

However, Usher fell ill on Friday, the beginning of his final week, so his understudy, Bernard Dotson, began filling in for him. As his condition progressively worsened, Usher continued to miss shows throughout the week, and fans began demanding refunds. But Usher’s doctor diagnosed and is treating him for an “extreme” case of strep throat, according to his manager (and mother), Jonnetta Patton, and has instructed him not to perform.

“He is really saddened that he cannot close out his last week in ‘Chicago’ with a bang,”  mother/manager Patton said.

“He expresses his sincere apologies to all of his fans who purchased tickets to see him this final week.”

“Chicago” producer Barry Weissler stated, “The entire ‘Chicago’ company is sending their thoughts and best wishes to Usher for a quick and speedy recovery.”

“Usher made a spectacular Broadway debut, bringing a great dedication, work ethic, and his amazing talent to the show. We all hope that he might return at some point for the many fans that were unable to see his wonderful performance as Billy Flynn. Usher has found a new home on Broadway and is welcome back anytime.”

Wishing Usher a speedy recovery from his “strep throat.”

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Dancing with the Stars contestant Sara Evans, as posted earlier, will be leaving the show for personal reasons.  The country singer’s representative has come forward to comment on the unexpected departure.

Evans announced Thursday that she was leaving the show, as she was filing for divorce from husband Craig Schelske.  The couple live in Williamson County, Tennessee and the singer needs to draw her strength & energy to concentrate on the divorce.

Evans’ rep stated, “Recent events that shed light on the status of her marriage prompted Ms. Evans to make the filing.”

“Ms. Evans hopes that her fans and TV viewers who’ve supported her in recent weeks and throughout her music career will respect and understand her need for privacy in the face of these recent events,” her rep went on to say.

35-year-old Evans & Schelsk have been married since 1993 & have three children together.

Poor Sara, hopefully she can get back on her dancing feet soon.

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ Sara Evans Quits Show

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Dancing with the Stars Sara Evans has quit the show, no- she was not voted off, the girl just up & quit.  A source close to the singer stated that Evans is leaving the dancing show effective immediately.

“he is in the middle of a nasty divorce and it is too much for her to keep going,” said the source.

When interviewed October 10, Sara gave no indication that she might leave the show.

“I feel so loved and adored by my fans, and they know how hard I am working and how much this means to me.

“[My husband] is amazing, he loves it. He just thinks it is amazing to watch the transition of someone who had never danced before to someone who is really enjoying dancing, so he finds it phenomenal.”

The news of Sara’s unexpected departure from the show, left judges & fellow participants disappointed.

“If it is true, it is too bad because dance has a really healing quality to it as well, and I think the family of DWTS could be a great support system for her,” stated Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba.

“I watch them care for each other and sometimes it is good to be around people who care about you and I think that would be good for her. But she has to take care of herself and take care of her life, and I’m sure she is making a good decision for herself. We will all support her.”

Yep, we’re like jock straps in that way, very supportive.

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Ashlee Simpson ‘Chicago’ Opening Night Pictures

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Ashlee Simpson soaks up the applause & attention on her opening night as Roxie Heart in London’s West End performance of Chicago. 

Ashlee said performing on the London stage was a dream come true.   

“This is definitely an honor for me. It’s my dream!”

Sister Jessica was in the audience cheering on her little sister.

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