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Rosario Dawson & Jason Lewis Break-Up

rosario-dawson-jason-lewis-split-11-9-2006.jpgDamn this has been a week of break-ups & goodbyes, and today is no different.  News is in that Sin City actress Rosario Dawson & former Sex and the City star Jason Lewis have called it quits.  The two have been dating since November 2005 and have been living together in Hollywood.

“[Rosario] was telling people a few weeks ago that they’re over. She’s really upset,” a source revealed.

It’s so strange this is happening, as the happy couple were spotted only October 23 enjoying a very long hug outside a Los Angeles restaurant.  TMZ even commented on the extended hug, saying it was “one of the longest celebrity hugs ever caught by a paparazzo’s lens, it’s nice to see young actors so clearly nuts about each other.”

No word as of yet on why Dawson & Lewis have called off their relationship, although in March 2006 Dawson said that it is sometimes very difficult to handle all the attention her boyfriend receives from the ladies.
 
Dawson stated, “Every time we go to a party, Jason is soon surrounded by a group of women of all ages.  They openly put their hands all over him – even between his legs – and ask him out. I am sitting there alongside him, watching all this.”
 
“Even I have been surprised by their behavior. Yet I always think it is impossible to shock me.”
 
Reps for Rosario & Jason had no comment.  What a bleak relationship week this has been!

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Kevin Federline Wants His Day in Court, Counters Britney Spears

kevin-federline-divorce-petition-11-9-2006.jpgAll I have to say is this:  What more can you expect from Kevin “K-Fed” Federline?  Following estranged wife Britney Spears’ divorce petition Wednesday, Kevin Federline has quite quickly filed his own petition against the 24-year-old pop star.

28-year-old Federline & his lawyer Mark Kaplan filed a divorce petition in a Los Angeles Superior Court Wednesday, man that place was busy yesterday! 

What is K-Fed asking for?  Why, he’s asking exactly what Brit is asking for, what would you expect?  Kevin is asking for sole physical & legal custody of 1-year-old son Sean Preston & 8-week old son Jayden James.  He goes on to ask that the courts only award Spears visitation rights with her children and that she pay his attorney fees as well as spousal support.  Because K-Fed has gotten right used to the life Britney’s been providing him.

This is going to get really messy, and I mean Jerry Springer messy.  Let’s just hope they can keep their clothes on & their dignity around, although I fear this is a lot to ask.  I just hope that Britney’s prenuptial agreement as as rock-solid as they’re saying it is.  So glad you went with that prenup, Brit.  A smart move amidst a bunch of really bad ones.

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reese-witherspoon-ryan-phillippe-divorce-11-9-2006.jpgWell, it that was fast, and hopefully the whole thing will be almost painless.  On Wednesday 30-year-old Reese Witherspoon filed for divorce from 30-year-old husband Ryan Phillippe.  I told you, it’s the end of an era.

Witherspoon filed for divorce in a Los Angeles Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for her application. 

What Reese is asking for:  Joint legal custody of 7-year-old daughter Ava and 3-year-old son Deacon, however Reese is asking for physical custody and is willing to grant Ryan visitation rights.  Witherspoon goes on to ask the courts to block any attempt by Phillippe to seek spousal support & asks for “exclusive use of the family residence.”  As the couple does not have a prenup, oops, the earning will be divided up 50/50.  What a damn shame for Reese.  A damn shame.

Witherspoon lists the date of separation as October 30 and signed the actual divorce papers on November 7.  Way to celebrate voting day, it looks like everyone is looking for a little change this year.  

Ahhhh, the end of an era, the end of innocence, the end of Reese & Ryan. 

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kevin-federline-last-interview-before-divorce-11-8-2006.jpgThe night before pop star Britney Spears filed for divorce from estranged husband Kevin Federline, People caught up with the “rap” star in Toronto.  Here’s that interview now, I have taken the small liberty of adding my interpretation.

People: You’re on this huge promotional tour – and you’re alone. Is it to set yourself apart as an artist or because Britney is with the kids? [Are you sure you have the talent to go on tour?]

Kevin: Of course, and the kids are too little. I don’t want to bring the little one on the road, especially. There’s no pictures of him out there yet or anything like that so, I really try to keep them as safe as possible.  [Especially since Brit doesn't trust me around them.]

People:  You’ve said that you and Britney have a fiery relationship. What makes you guys work?  [How in the hell did you land Britney damn Spears, you imbecile?]

Kevin: She’s the spice and I’m kinda like the sweet in it. I’m the laid-back person. She’s always hyperactive and running around crazy and I don’t know, it just works. I calm her down and she speeds me up.  [Yeah, that's the weed talking, K-Fed.]

People:  So, would you say you’re misunderstood?  [You are completely & irresponsibly stupid.]

Kevin: Definitely, definitely. We are, we are. I mean, that’s the way it is. I don’t know why it’s that way, but that’s what they do to us. It’s all right. We don’t care cause we’re happy.  [I have no idea what you just asked me, dude.]

People:  Does she support you?  [How much is your allowance, Kevin?]

Kevin: She supports me. I support her. I mean, you know, it’s simple. It’s one word. And that word is love. And I got a lot of love for her.  [Britney gives me a lot of damn money, for sure.]

People:  Plus you guys have a new family.  [You were able to spread your seed with Ms. Spears, were you not, you big, lucky redneck retard?]

Kevin: That’s what I mean. We’re a family. It’s cool. It’s great.  [Yeah, she's a great bang, not as good as some, but still pretty tip-top.]

People:  Is it hard being away from them?  [Does Britney even come see you while you're on tour?]

Kevin: Man, it is hard. It’s hard. I mean, I’ve got a little bit of experience in it, you know, I’ve had to be away from my other kids, so having to do that I really know how it feels. When it gets to me I think about them and know I’ll be there soon.  [Child services sometimes takes the kids away from me, so I'm used to that, man.]

People:  Are they going to join you eventually?  [Are you able to be within 30 feet of your "family"?]

Kevin: Possibly. I’m not sure.  [The jury is still out on that, and I mean that all literal-like.]

People:  Are you in touch?  [With reality?]

Kevin: Of course. Well, she’s recording now too so that’s why it’s gonna be real hard. [To try & get my fine ass on that album with her.]

People:  Have you worked with Britney on her album? ][Has Spears let your untalented, skinny self anywhere close to her recording studio?]

Kevin: I haven’t done anything with her yet. There’s been talk about it but we’ll see what happens. [That bitch has yet to ask me to lay down tracks with her, she just doesn't recognize talent.]

People:  So, throughout all your crazy touring, you’re the laid-back one. Do you need Britney to pep you up?  [Are you getting all the sex you need from your misinformed groupies, you bastard?]

Kevin: Sometimes, not too much. I like being this way. It’s real hard to get me out of this element. If I was very high-strung, I probably would’ve knocked a few people out by now and you know, you would have seen a bad side of me that probably, hopefully I’ll never show.  [No, I’ve got all the “pep” you need, if that’s what you wanna call it, man.}

People:  Because you guys are so different, do you fight?  [Do you ever lay a hand on her, you monster?]

Kevin: Of course. We’re people, like, it’s like any relationship. We have our ups and downs and we work through everything that we possibly can. If we can’t work through it, we drop it and that’s where it stays.  [All the time, and sometimes two!]

People:  What would you say to critics who knock you guys? [What would you say to those who live a life in reality?]

Kevin: I’m happy. I don’t care what other people say or think. I’m happy. I’m blessed. I’m proud of my life and that’s it. That’s all that matters. [Hitler was once happy too.]

People:  So how does it feel to have a new baby, a new album, and more?  [Are you even able to look beyond yourself, you redneck?]

Kevin: I feel great. I feel like I’m on top of my game right now. I’m very, very involved in every aspect of my life right now and I’ll make sure I keep to it. [This is how we do it...]

People:  How’s your personal life?  [Have you received any text messages yet regarding a divorce from your wife Britney Spears?]

Kevin: We’re good. Like I said, we have our times and our spats and all that stuff, but other than that we’re good. It’s a lot of hard work, but we knew it was gonna be that way and we’re dealing with it day to day. [No, man, not yet.  Umm, why do you ask that question?]

People:  With lots of communication?  [Are you sure you know your marriage?  I feel there is a text coming any minute now...]

Kevin: All the time, all the time. It’s not like we fight or anything all the time. It’s just, you know, it gets tiring when you’re up all night with the kids and you gotta go to work the next day and me and her have to learn to find time for me and her.  [I gotta make time for me, yo.]

People:  Have you been doing that? [Have you been able to find your ass from a hole in the ground?  I hear monkeys can do that, can you, Kevin?]

Kevin: We haven’t been able to do it lately. I think that that’s part of the problem but we’ll be all right. We’ll be fine. I talk to her all the time. She can’t wait for me to get home. [I have no idea where Britney was last night, man.  Was she with you?]

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Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Divorce: Saying Goodbye

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Ryan Phillippe Admits That’s He’s Not Perfect

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Ryan Phillippe has spoken out for the first time since the news hit about he & estrange wife Resse Witherspoon’s divorce.  Their divorce was announced October 30 and the boy finally has something to say.

“I’m not a perfect person, but I’m not guilty of a lot of the things I have been accused of. My priority is and always has been the health and safety of my family,” Phillippe revealed.

I guess health & safety have nothing to do with cheating on Reese with someone that is almost an exact ringer for the star.  What gives on that?

Ryan did not face the rumors & reports about his affair with co-star Abbie Cornish, but his reps did deny reports of hard partying & drug use.  Deny, deny, deny.  But I guess they didn’t want to touch that whole Abbie thing with a 10-foot pole, although Ryan seems to have several times. 

But, really isn’t this Abbie Cornish-hen chick a dead ringer for Reese?  Jeez, Ryan, try something different for a change.  How confusing, did he ever holler out “Reese, Reese!” when he was with her, I don’t see how you couldn’t.  What do you think?

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britney-spears-sex-video-leaked-by-kevin-federline-11-8-2006.jpgWell, we said this Britney Spears / Kevin Federline divorce could get nasty, and it looks like it’s just started.  With the text message to K-Fed informing him of the divorce, we’re off to a good start. 

Now, looks can be deceiving, but it may be that K-Fed has already retaliated on estranged wife Britney Spears by leaking a reported sex tape of the two, or rather K-Fed, enjoying himself.

According to Fleshbot.com, this is the famous Britney Spears sex video that has gained fame & attention since the first mention & utterance of its existence.  I’m not convinced this is Spears, but you tell me.  I will tell you first, that this video contains adult material & should be taken as such.  Consider yourself porn warned.

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britney-spears-kevin-federline-text-message-divorce-11-8-2006.jpgSo, it looks as if Kevin Federline might have found out about estranged wife Britney Spears filing for divorce via text message.  How classic, and yet somehow this all seems to fit in the Spears / Federline relationship extravaganza.

K-Fed spent the better part of Monday being shadowed by a news crew from MuchMusic, I guess they were trying to figure out why in the hell people actually buy his albums.  While the crew was filming K-Fed happy-go-lucky stated that his wife Britney was his “number one fan.”  Ha!  Yeah, like number one fan to kick your ass in court, buddy.

After some more filming Federline received the news about the divorce via Blackberry, he became quite visibly upset (’cause he’s gonna lose millions), asked to take off his microphone, left for a half hour with his posse and returned looking quite the troubled boy (’cause he remembered about that damn prenup).  Oh, well, Kev, it was a nice run all the same.  Make sure to check out the MuchMusic text message video here!

I dunno, it just makes the whole thing come into perspective when you get a text message that your ass is getting divorced from pop star Britney Spears.  Ha!

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It looks like Britney Spears has already started celebrating her split from estranged husband Kevin Federline.  Tuesday the pop star was spotted ice skating at the Rockafeller Center in New York City.

And who is this new cat you are skating with, Brit?  Rebound Britney already has an ice skating partner on the go.  Well, I have to say she looks beautiful, something that I have not been able to say of Ms. Spears since late 2004.  It looks like she has shed her reptile skin & gotten rid of the trash.  Way to go, Brit!  But damn, girl, aren’t your nipples just about to fall off from the cold?



Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Divorce: Why Now?

britney-spears-on-top-again-11-8-2006.pngSo, we’ve all thought for a good while now that the best thing for Britney Spears would be to get the hell out of Kevin Federline land.  And it looks like Brit has finally come around to our side of thinking, but why now?  What happened to the pop star for her to make this step now?  Why has Britney Spears just now filed for divorce from hubby Kevin Federline?

Well, according to friends close to Spears & K-Fed, the two had a big blowout last week that may have pushed the marriage over the cliff & beyond, leaving it a battered, old thing with barely a heartbeat.  Did I go overboard there?

Reportedly at a party for Kevin’s new worldly terror, or as other people seem to like to call it, his new album release, Brit & Federline got into it.  On October 31 in LA at club Xenii while K-Fed was working the crowd, Britney was upstairs, hidden in a dressing room.

Before the Halloween night was over, the black minidress-wearing Spears made a dramatic exit.  According to once source at the scene, “She ran down the stairs crying and stormed out.  Her eyes were swollen and her eyeliner was smudged. She looked like a complete mess.”  Did Kevin try running after his upset wife?  Did dutiful husband run after his love?  Why, no he did not.  Surprised?  Probably not.

Still matters were made worse when Britney started crying in public on November 2 while was dining with a friend at Library.  An onlooker revealed, “She cried on and off the whole meal.”
 
So, there we have it.  The days leading up to Britney making the best decision this year.  Britney, we’re behind you 100% and we are so, so, so happy that you’re back on the sane side of things.

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Britney Spears Files for Divorce from Kevin Federline

britney-spears-kevin-federline-11-8-2006.bmpOK, that’s it, bring out the balloons, bring out the singing band, bring out the flowers, bring out the whole damn party for Britney Spears has finally come to her ever-lovin’ senses!  Tuesday Spears filed for a petition of divorce from husband Kevin Federline in a Los Angeles court.  The pop star cited “irreconcilable differences” as her reason for such action, although had I been the judge, I would have been fine with “I finally came to my damn senses,” but that’s just me.

In her petition to the LA courts, Spears has asked for legal & physical custody of her & K-Fed’s children, 1-year-old Sean Preston & 2-month-old Jayden James.  Britney has also filed for Kevin to receive visitation rights, well at least she’s doing this thing right for once. 

Fortunately for Brit, when the couple married in September 2004, she drew up a tight prenuptial agreement.  Spears has waived her right to spousal support and has requested that each party pay for their own layer’s fees.  So, no wonder K-Fed is looking for every opportunity to make some cash, did I call that or did I call that?

The actual day of separation is recorded as Monday, the same day Brit made a un-Britlike surprise appearance on David Letterman.  I guess she needed a little pick-me-up, and what better place that David’s? 

As far as who’s representing Spears in this high-profile divorce, she has hired on powerhouse attorney Laura Wasser who names Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey & Kiefer Sutherland as clients.  Good luck topping (and trying to pay) for that, K-Fed.

Wow!  I never thought this day would come, there were rumors, there were whispers, it actually almost happened earlier this year, but now, now, the terrible torture is over!  Hooray for Britney Spears!  The woman is finally free & has come around to the good side.  But I’ll tell you, I think this one’s going to be messy.  I wonder what’s on Justin Timberlake’s mind?……

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paul-mccartney-heather-mills-grudge-11-6-2006.jpgOn Saturday Paul McCartney revealed that he holds no grudge against estranged wife Heather Mills, despite her detailed allegations.

64-year-old McCartney & 38-year-old Mills announced their separation in May and began the long road of divorce proceedings in July; the couple have a 3-year-old daughter Beatrice.

“There are certain things in life that are personal, and I think a relationship with a partner is intensely personal, and I prefer to keep it that way,” McCartney revealed to British Broadcasting Corp. in an interview this weekend.

“When you are going through difficulties, I think the thing to do for the sake of all the people concerned is to keep a certain dignity and remember that it is a private affair, and that way, you will probably get through it better,” Paul went on to say.

McCartney said keeping details of the divorce private would “put less noses out of joint, and I think it is a more dignified way to go about it.”

“Life goes on, I do not hold grudges against anyone, I don’t blame anyone for the sadnesses that have happened to me. I am sad about them because it would stupid to be otherwise.”

“I think life goes on, and it is what you make of it, so I am pretty optimistic.”  Well, it sounds like Paul has the makings on a pretty good ballad…..

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Comedian Chris Rock & Wife Malaak Compton to Divorce

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Damn, there is a lot of divorcin’ going on.  Shanna Moakler & Travis Barker celebrate their end & Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe say goodbye.  What is going on in that Hollywood water?!

41-year-old comedian Chris Rock has started on his own divorce proceedings from his wife of 10 years, Malaak Compton-Rock.  Sources state that the comedian has hired a highfalutin divorce attorney to do the dirty job.

Chris & Malaak married in 1996 and have two daughters, 4-year-old Lola & 2-year-lld Zahra.  Malaak is the founder & executive director of StyleWorks, a not-for-profit salon that provides free services for women quitting welfare and joining the workforce.  So, a stylist gone charitable.
 
When contacted Rock’s rep only stated, “I cannot comment at this time.”

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Shanna Moakler has her cake & eats it too at her Divorce Party this weekend.  On Saturday the Playboy playmate celebrated her divorce from Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.

The newly single Moakler did her divorce up right at the FIX restaurant located in the Bellagio Hotel & Casino Resort in Las Vegas.  Well, it looks like this marriage is said & done for.  Wonder what’s up next for Shanna, as we already know Travis has been a busy boy already with Paris Hilton.  But really, who hasn’t been a busy boy with Paris?



Shanna Moakler Divorce Party Invitation

shanna-moakler-divorce-party-11-3-2006.jpgMeet the Barkers Shanna Moakler is throwing herself a divorce party today at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.  Moakler & Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker separated in August and have been battling the divorce front ever since.

Barker was forwarded the divorce party invitation and left a rather nasty little message on his MySpace page.

“SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING “I LOVE SHANNA” SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN’T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:) GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U….STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA’S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.”

Hmmm, those are some strong words for a gentleman who was seen making out with Paris Hilton at the Playboy Halloween party (see picture) just yards away from Shanna. 

Who would have thunk it that Travis Barker would be lecturing on the sensitivities of matters of the heart.

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There’s trouble in Hollywood.  With Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe separating, the stakes are pretty high.  When the couple married in 1999, they forgo-ed the ubiquitous prenuptial agreement. 

The financial blow will be for 30-year-old Witherspoon who surpassed Julia Roberts earlier this year as the highest paid actress in Hollywood.  Reese makes about $29 million a movie, while 32-year-old Ryan makes a piddly $2.5 million per film.

Ryan will be reaping the benefits as under California law, without your safety-net prenup, earnings are divided up 50/50.  Ouch!  But then again, with all this talk of Ryan’s infidelity, maybe Reese will be able to screw him nonetheless, ’cause it looks like he’s done his fair share of screwing this year.

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Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe Separate & Divide

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Poor Reese Witherspoon, she looks so deflated, unhappy & angry all at the same time in these new Flags of Our Fathers premiere pictures.  The news of Witherspoon & Phillippe separating after seven years of marriage has everyone talking about why.

With all these rumors circulating about Ryan cheating on the Southern star, no wonder the kid has her chin down.  Poor Reese, chin up.

Back in 2004, Reese gave some insight into her & Phillippe’s relationship, “We’re still trying to figure out the mystery of marriage.”

“It isn’t one happy joy-ride, and I so admire couples who’ve been together forever. Ryan and I were practically babies when we met, and then we were having babies. But we’ve matured a lot. I’ve become less judgmental and more understanding. He helps me find the good in people and the best parts of myself, and we’ve really discovered balance.”

And now they’ve discovered divorce.  One more down the drain.

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Now that the news has been affirmed that Reese & Ryan are over, now we are left asking ourselves why.  And don’t you know the rumor mill is already a-churning out some juicy ones.  The word on the street is that Ryan Phillippe cheated on wife Reese Witherspoon with several blondes while on location for Flags of Our Fathers.

I have more hope for Ryan than this, but that’s where the evidence is pointing as of right now.  Oh, Ryan, you little cheeky bastard. 

What do you think, did Ryan diss the Reese for some dumb blondes along the road?






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